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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #1650 on: June 24, 2013, 07:21:08 AM »
It's a new day!

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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #1651 on: June 24, 2013, 10:53:41 AM »
"Timid men prefer the calm of despotism to the tempestuous sea of Liberty." - Thomas Jefferson

"All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk!" -Ayn Rand
 
"Those that trust God with their safety must yet use proper means for their safety, otherwise they tempt Him, and do not trust Him.  God will provide, but so must we also." - Matthew Henry, Commentary on 2 Chronicles 32, from Matthew Henry's Commentary on the Whole Bible

"These anti-gun fools are more dangerous to liberty than street criminals or foreign spies."--Theodore Haas, Dachau Survivor

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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #1652 on: June 24, 2013, 10:55:04 AM »
« Last Edit: June 24, 2013, 11:03:14 AM by BlueStateSaint »
"Timid men prefer the calm of despotism to the tempestuous sea of Liberty." - Thomas Jefferson

"All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk!" -Ayn Rand
 
"Those that trust God with their safety must yet use proper means for their safety, otherwise they tempt Him, and do not trust Him.  God will provide, but so must we also." - Matthew Henry, Commentary on 2 Chronicles 32, from Matthew Henry's Commentary on the Whole Bible

"These anti-gun fools are more dangerous to liberty than street criminals or foreign spies."--Theodore Haas, Dachau Survivor

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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #1653 on: June 24, 2013, 06:56:49 PM »
Karin and Carl can attest to this.



My aunt and uncle brought their adopted daughter out here when she was about 12 or 13.  All she had known until then was city life in Phoenix, AZ.

When she first saw a field with some dairy cattle in it, she exclaimed to my uncle, "Look dad, bears!"    :thatsright:

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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #1654 on: June 25, 2013, 06:54:40 AM »
"Timid men prefer the calm of despotism to the tempestuous sea of Liberty." - Thomas Jefferson

"All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk!" -Ayn Rand
 
"Those that trust God with their safety must yet use proper means for their safety, otherwise they tempt Him, and do not trust Him.  God will provide, but so must we also." - Matthew Henry, Commentary on 2 Chronicles 32, from Matthew Henry's Commentary on the Whole Bible

"These anti-gun fools are more dangerous to liberty than street criminals or foreign spies."--Theodore Haas, Dachau Survivor

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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #1655 on: June 25, 2013, 07:35:20 AM »
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Easter Is Cancelled!

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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #1656 on: June 25, 2013, 08:24:49 AM »
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I like this one better....

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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #1657 on: June 25, 2013, 09:13:37 AM »
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Easter Is Cancelled!



I like this one better....



More proof that God hates filthy sodomite verministic ptarmigan oppressing bunnies and will reward them with death and eternal damnation!  :yahoo: :fuelfire: :tongue:
« Last Edit: June 25, 2013, 11:05:01 AM by Ptarmigan »
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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #1658 on: June 25, 2013, 09:44:48 AM »
And this is proof that ptarmigans are only to feed humans.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPT22KuwP1o[/youtube]
"Timid men prefer the calm of despotism to the tempestuous sea of Liberty." - Thomas Jefferson

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"Those that trust God with their safety must yet use proper means for their safety, otherwise they tempt Him, and do not trust Him.  God will provide, but so must we also." - Matthew Henry, Commentary on 2 Chronicles 32, from Matthew Henry's Commentary on the Whole Bible

"These anti-gun fools are more dangerous to liberty than street criminals or foreign spies."--Theodore Haas, Dachau Survivor

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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #1659 on: June 25, 2013, 11:04:22 AM »
And this is proof that ptarmigans are only to feed humans.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPT22KuwP1o[/youtube]

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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #1660 on: June 25, 2013, 11:46:18 AM »
Humans content with their own destruction.

As long as we can eat ptarmigans on the way! :tongue:
"Timid men prefer the calm of despotism to the tempestuous sea of Liberty." - Thomas Jefferson

"All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk!" -Ayn Rand
 
"Those that trust God with their safety must yet use proper means for their safety, otherwise they tempt Him, and do not trust Him.  God will provide, but so must we also." - Matthew Henry, Commentary on 2 Chronicles 32, from Matthew Henry's Commentary on the Whole Bible

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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #1661 on: June 25, 2013, 12:12:32 PM »
And this is proof that ptarmigans are only to feed humans.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPT22KuwP1o[/youtube]





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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #1662 on: June 25, 2013, 09:51:08 PM »
As long as we can eat ptarmigans on the way! :tongue:

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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #1663 on: June 25, 2013, 10:10:29 PM »
God will be angry.
God likes crispy fried ptarmigan chicken.

Mmmm, tasty.
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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #1664 on: June 25, 2013, 11:06:12 PM »
More proof that God hates filthy sodomite verministic ptarmigan oppressing bunnies and will reward them with death and eternal damnation!  :yahoo: :fuelfire: :tongue:

Ah but that's where you're wrong. You see, the Alien will combine it's DNA with that of the rabbit and create a super Ptarmigan death machine. Once it has done it's duty, we'll drop a nuke on it from orbit, just to make sure it's dead...and any prairie chickens it may have missed as well.
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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #1665 on: June 25, 2013, 11:28:25 PM »
Ah but that's where you're wrong. You see, the Alien will combine it's DNA with that of the rabbit and create a super Ptarmigan death machine. Once it has done it's duty, we'll drop a nuke on it from orbit, just to make sure it's dead...and any prairie chickens it may have missed as well.

This is what rabbits want to do. Use nukes to kill humans and ptarmigans.
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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #1666 on: June 25, 2013, 11:37:28 PM »
This is what rabbits want to do. Use nukes to kill humans and ptarmigans.

I saw a mutual friend of yours... he ran into the woodpile to plan the ptarmigans demise. Somerhing like keeping your friends close, but your enemies closer..... :fuelfire:
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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #1667 on: June 26, 2013, 07:23:19 AM »
Ptarmigans help the NSA Dogs.



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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #1668 on: June 26, 2013, 07:24:49 AM »
And people wonder why women are equated to felines . . . :whistling:



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"All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk!" -Ayn Rand
 
"Those that trust God with their safety must yet use proper means for their safety, otherwise they tempt Him, and do not trust Him.  God will provide, but so must we also." - Matthew Henry, Commentary on 2 Chronicles 32, from Matthew Henry's Commentary on the Whole Bible

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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #1669 on: June 26, 2013, 08:57:16 AM »
Ptarmigans help the NSA Dogs.



 :fuelfire: :tongue:

Smear ptarmigans as NSA supporters. A new smear tactic against ptarmigans. Ptarmigans are against the NSA. Bunnies support the NSA and want a surveillance society to control humans.
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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #1670 on: June 26, 2013, 04:02:08 PM »

The colors, man... the colors.
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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #1671 on: June 27, 2013, 08:14:55 AM »
"Timid men prefer the calm of despotism to the tempestuous sea of Liberty." - Thomas Jefferson

"All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk!" -Ayn Rand
 
"Those that trust God with their safety must yet use proper means for their safety, otherwise they tempt Him, and do not trust Him.  God will provide, but so must we also." - Matthew Henry, Commentary on 2 Chronicles 32, from Matthew Henry's Commentary on the Whole Bible

"These anti-gun fools are more dangerous to liberty than street criminals or foreign spies."--Theodore Haas, Dachau Survivor

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« Reply #1672 on: June 27, 2013, 08:15:31 AM »
"Timid men prefer the calm of despotism to the tempestuous sea of Liberty." - Thomas Jefferson

"All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk!" -Ayn Rand
 
"Those that trust God with their safety must yet use proper means for their safety, otherwise they tempt Him, and do not trust Him.  God will provide, but so must we also." - Matthew Henry, Commentary on 2 Chronicles 32, from Matthew Henry's Commentary on the Whole Bible

"These anti-gun fools are more dangerous to liberty than street criminals or foreign spies."--Theodore Haas, Dachau Survivor

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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #1673 on: June 27, 2013, 08:43:23 AM »
If you want to worship an orange pile of garbage with a reckless disregard for everything, get on down to Arbys & try our loaded curly fries.

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« Reply #1674 on: June 27, 2013, 01:59:24 PM »
"Timid men prefer the calm of despotism to the tempestuous sea of Liberty." - Thomas Jefferson

"All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk!" -Ayn Rand
 
"Those that trust God with their safety must yet use proper means for their safety, otherwise they tempt Him, and do not trust Him.  God will provide, but so must we also." - Matthew Henry, Commentary on 2 Chronicles 32, from Matthew Henry's Commentary on the Whole Bible

"These anti-gun fools are more dangerous to liberty than street criminals or foreign spies."--Theodore Haas, Dachau Survivor

Chase her.
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