We have a cute little kitty who chews electrical cords. I'd offer him to one of you, but I don't know you, and I don't hate you that much.
Oh, they also like chewing the cords for the blinds. Half the little knobby ornament thingies are in drawers around the house because the cats have chewed through the cords.
Forget declawing them, I'd like to rip their little teeth out sometimes.