You see, the deal is, madam, the greatest proportion of the primitives on Skins's island are in their 50s and 60s, which is some decades too old to be using baby-talk.
Baby-talk makes the primitives look bad, and we don't want that.
So it's a kindness to the primitives.
franksolich is just a very nice guy, one of the nicest anywhere. Coach wants to help the DUmmies avoid
looking so stupid, because he doesn't like for anyone to suffer from looking stupid. He's just a
very civilized and thoroughly nice guy. I am not a nice guy like franksolich, which is just a cross
I have to bear. Unlike coach, I greatly enjoy seeing the DUmmies look stupid - encourage it,
in fact. And I wholeheartedly celebrate any suffering that befalls them, believing it to be
richly deserved.
I use the **** option when copying DUmmy posts with babytalk sweetsy cutesy nonsense words out
of regard for my own sensibilities. I find those words to be obnoxious and sickening. I can't prevent others
from using them, but I try to avoid contributing to the pollution of the language. I try to minimize my
babytalk footprint.