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Offline franksolich

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Well, this is the second bonfire the whyme primitive has posted about bleaching wooden fences, and like the first time, the whyme primitive isn't getting any help from the other primitives, who are probably hanging around "General Discussion," so as to be seen with the cool primitives, rather than hanging around the uncool primitives in the uncool forums.

We're all cool over here; maybe one of us can instruct the whyme primitive.

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yy4me  (1000+ posts)      Sat Aug-08-09 09:14 AM
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On the importance of a good a subject line: Wood Fence Bleach?

Since no-one answered my question about bleaching the wood fence, I realized that my subject line was useless.

Need name of product that I can spray(2 gal hand held pressure sprayer) to bleach the dark grey, dingy fence on my side yard. Want to do it soon because there will be work done in the yard shortly.

I have seen one used and it bleached an old fence about a million shades lighter.

Anyone know of such a product? The folks who did it here moved and I never got the product name.

Why not just spray Clorox on it?
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Re: primitive not getting any help from other primitives about fence
« Reply #1 on: August 08, 2009, 09:07:38 AM »
Just out of curiousity, I Googled 'Bleaching wood' and came up with a ton of relevant information.  Is a lobotomy actually required to be a DUmmie, or is it simply coincidence that all of them seem to have had one?
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Re: primitive not getting any help from other primitives about fence
« Reply #2 on: August 08, 2009, 09:12:56 AM »
Here's an idea, go to Lowe's and ASK someone what product would be best.


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Re: primitive not getting any help from other primitives about fence
« Reply #3 on: August 08, 2009, 10:40:13 AM »
No kidding!  I was thinking the same thing reading the OP.  WTF?  Can information come ONLY from either the DU or Keef & the carpetmuncher?  He deserves to have dingy, unsightly wood. 

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Re: primitive not getting any help from other primitives about fence
« Reply #4 on: August 08, 2009, 01:50:48 PM »
Clorox and a pressure washer....is that to complicated for a DUmmie?
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Re: primitive not getting any help from other primitives about fence
« Reply #5 on: August 08, 2009, 02:31:24 PM »
Clorox and a pressure washer....is that to complicated for a DUmmie?

If I remember correctly, the whyme primitive was recently widowed, like maybe six months ago.

She's lonely, and wants attention.

Which is eminently human, but on the other hand, surely the whyme primitive knows that Skins's island is the wrong place, the most wrong place, to find comforting company.

Now, if the whyme primitive had disobeyed my fellow alum Skins's instructions about posting specific topics in specific forums, and lit this bonfire in "General Discussion," where all the uncool primitives want to be seen, hanging around with the cool primitives, the whyme primitive might have gotten noticed.
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Re: primitive not getting any help from other primitives about fence
« Reply #6 on: August 08, 2009, 02:36:51 PM »
Which is eminently human, but on the other hand, surely the whyme primitive knows that Skins's island is the wrong place, the most wrong place, to find comforting company.

Let alone other "Humans."
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