Clorox and a pressure washer....is that to complicated for a DUmmie?
If I remember correctly, the whyme primitive was recently widowed, like maybe six months ago.
She's lonely, and wants attention.
Which is eminently human, but on the other hand, surely the whyme primitive knows that Skins's island is the wrong place, the most wrong place, to find comforting company.
Now, if the whyme primitive had disobeyed my fellow alum Skins's instructions about posting specific topics in specific forums, and lit this bonfire in "General Discussion," where all the uncool primitives want to be seen, hanging around with the cool primitives, the whyme primitive might have gotten noticed.