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Offline bijou

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Woman Drove Drunk To Jail For Conjugal Visit With Inmate
« on: February 16, 2010, 02:14:42 PM »

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FLAGLER BEACH -- A woman who drove to the Flagler County Jail to request a conjugal visit with an inmate ended up behind bars herself.

Flagler County deputies say she was drunk.

Deputies turned Denise Rutledge away Friday afternoon because the facility doesn't allow conjugal visits. ...


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Re: Woman Drove Drunk To Jail For Conjugal Visit With Inmate
« Reply #1 on: February 16, 2010, 02:15:35 PM »
Oh come on... she has to have a DU name.
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Re: Woman Drove Drunk To Jail For Conjugal Visit With Inmate
« Reply #2 on: February 16, 2010, 02:20:55 PM »
I swear that looks like my neighbor's ex-wife.
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Re: Woman Drove Drunk To Jail For Conjugal Visit With Inmate
« Reply #3 on: February 16, 2010, 02:28:51 PM »
I'll bet she was just dripping with anticipation.
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Re: Woman Drove Drunk To Jail For Conjugal Visit With Inmate
« Reply #4 on: February 16, 2010, 06:07:34 PM »
I hope they were letting the prisoner get drunk himself.

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Re: Woman Drove Drunk To Jail For Conjugal Visit With Inmate
« Reply #5 on: February 16, 2010, 06:24:16 PM »
The guards couldn't let her in, it would have been cruel and unusual punishment to inflict her on some poor prisoner.
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Re: Woman Drove Drunk To Jail For Conjugal Visit With Inmate
« Reply #6 on: February 16, 2010, 06:31:42 PM »
Bij ... you need to move pictures like that Waaaaaaayyyyyy down the page below your sporks!  Dammit I almost lost the only good eye I have!

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Re: Woman Drove Drunk To Jail For Conjugal Visit With Inmate
« Reply #7 on: February 17, 2010, 06:46:26 AM »
Not even with a carton of smokes and a pardon in her hands.
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Re: Woman Drove Drunk To Jail For Conjugal Visit With Inmate
« Reply #8 on: February 17, 2010, 04:45:59 PM »
I wonder if she went there with someone in mind or was just looking for anyone desperate enough?  :uhsure:
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Re: Woman Drove Drunk To Jail For Conjugal Visit With Inmate
« Reply #9 on: February 17, 2010, 06:12:10 PM »
Quote from: Randy on February 17, 2010, 04:45:59 PM
I wonder if she went there with someone in mind or was just looking for anyone desperate enough?  :uhsure:

Yes.

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Re: Woman Drove Drunk To Jail For Conjugal Visit With Inmate
« Reply #10 on: February 17, 2010, 06:17:10 PM »
Quote from: Randy on February 17, 2010, 04:45:59 PM
I wonder if she went there with someone in mind or was just looking for anyone desperate enough?  :uhsure:

lol.

I wouldn't know but I would think those are done by reservation.  :naughty:
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