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Offline Chris_

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Woman Allegedly Steals Brand New Breasts
« on: March 24, 2009, 11:35:00 AM »
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Woman Allegedly Steals Brand New Breasts

An Orange County, Calif. woman is accused of stealing a pair of new breasts and then going on the lam.

Yvonne Pampellonne, 30, allegedly used a fraudulent identity to pay for liposuction and a breast implant exchange, according to the Huntington Beach Police Department.

The Laguna Niguel woman is accused of opening a line of credit in someone else's name in September 2008, having the procedures and then never showing up for any follow-up appointments.

Employees at the Pacific Center For Plastic Surgery were able to identify Pampellonne as a suspect in this case after viewing a photograph line-up, police said.

She has been charged with commercial burglary, grand theft and identity theft.

Police said the total loss is valued at more than $12,000.

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Has anyone ever stolen used ones?   :thatsright:

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Re: Woman Allegedly Steals Brand New Breasts
« Reply #1 on: March 24, 2009, 11:40:03 AM »
Only in Orange County.   :lmao:

I am also wondering about the used ones..... :o
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Re: Woman Allegedly Steals Brand New Breasts
« Reply #2 on: March 24, 2009, 11:42:29 AM »
Quote from: Tess on March 24, 2009, 11:40:03 AM
Only in Orange County.   :lmao:

I am also wondering about the used ones..... :o
Maybe she could sell 'em at a pron pawn shop.   :-)
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Re: Woman Allegedly Steals Brand New Breasts
« Reply #3 on: March 24, 2009, 11:47:38 AM »
Quote from: lug-nut on March 24, 2009, 11:42:29 AM
Maybe she could sell 'em at a pron pawn shop.   :-)

 :lmao:

She could run a deal - 2 for the price of 1.

Do you think she could gain support for such a cause?  After all, it is a needed commodity in Southern California...and Californians love to recycle.
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Re: Woman Allegedly Steals Brand New Breasts
« Reply #4 on: March 24, 2009, 11:49:31 AM »
Quote from: Tess on March 24, 2009, 11:47:38 AM
:lmao:

She could run a deal - 2 for the price of 1.

Do you think she could gain support for such a cause?  After all, it is a needed commodity in Southern California...and Californians love to recycle.
Maybe she could call it a "half off" sale.   :naughty:
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Re: Woman Allegedly Steals Brand New Breasts
« Reply #5 on: March 24, 2009, 11:52:40 AM »
Quote from: lug-nut on March 24, 2009, 11:49:31 AM
Maybe she could call it a "half off" sale.   :naughty:

Now with 33% less filler!   :-)
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Re: Woman Allegedly Steals Brand New Breasts
« Reply #6 on: March 24, 2009, 11:53:33 AM »
Quote from: Tess on March 24, 2009, 11:52:40 AM
Now with 33% less filler!   :-)

Boob LiteTM  ?
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Re: Woman Allegedly Steals Brand New Breasts
« Reply #7 on: March 24, 2009, 11:56:00 AM »
Quote from: lug-nut on March 24, 2009, 11:53:33 AM
Boob LiteTM  ?

 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

H5!  OMG!  I need my own office.  I am laughing SO HARD right now!!
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Re: Woman Allegedly Steals Brand New Breasts
« Reply #8 on: March 24, 2009, 11:59:31 AM »
Quote from: Tess on March 24, 2009, 11:56:00 AM
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

H5!  OMG!  I need my own office.  I am laughing SO HARD right now!!
Glad to oblige.  Keeping everyone abreast of this situation.   :-)
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Re: Woman Allegedly Steals Brand New Breasts
« Reply #9 on: March 24, 2009, 04:10:05 PM »
Quote from: lug-nut on March 24, 2009, 11:59:31 AM
Glad to oblige.  Keeping everyone abreast of this situation.   :-)

It's a good thing the arrest nipped her in the bud. You never know when somebody can rip off a dear part of the anatomy.

I'll bet the perp is drooping with embarrassment.
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Re: Woman Allegedly Steals Brand New Breasts
« Reply #10 on: March 24, 2009, 05:03:06 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on March 24, 2009, 04:10:05 PM
It's a good thing the arrest nipped her in the bud. You never know when somebody can rip off a dear part of the anatomy.

I'll bet the perp is drooping with embarrassment.
I would imagine that interest in this sort of article will sag over time.
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Re: Woman Allegedly Steals Brand New Breasts
« Reply #11 on: March 24, 2009, 10:58:23 PM »
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Employees at the Pacific Center For Plastic Surgery were able to identify Pampellonne as a suspect in this case after viewing a photograph line-up, police said.

Photos were, of course, taken from the neck down.
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Re: Woman Allegedly Steals Brand New Breasts
« Reply #12 on: March 24, 2009, 11:00:46 PM »
Quote from: jinxmchue on March 24, 2009, 10:58:23 PM
Photos were, of course, taken from the neck down.
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Re: Woman Allegedly Steals Brand New Breasts
« Reply #13 on: March 25, 2009, 12:04:12 AM »
I am just wondering how they got them into the evidence room
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Re: Woman Allegedly Steals Brand New Breasts
« Reply #14 on: March 25, 2009, 08:12:13 AM »
Quote from: FGL on March 25, 2009, 12:04:12 AM
I am just wondering how they got them into the evidence room

Now you have me wondering about how they would be tagged as evidence as well.  oh my. 
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Re: Woman Allegedly Steals Brand New Breasts
« Reply #15 on: March 25, 2009, 12:09:16 PM »
Quote from: Tess on March 25, 2009, 08:12:13 AM
Now you have me wondering about how they would be tagged as evidence as well.  oh my. 


Just tie the tag to the ring in the ni......never mind.
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Re: Woman Allegedly Steals Brand New Breasts
« Reply #16 on: March 25, 2009, 12:47:17 PM »
Is that an Adam's apple I see there?

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Re: Woman Allegedly Steals Brand New Breasts
« Reply #17 on: March 25, 2009, 03:44:00 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on March 25, 2009, 12:47:17 PM
Is that an Adam's apple I see there?



are we sure thats a woman?? was she born a woman??
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Re: Woman Allegedly Steals Brand New Breasts
« Reply #18 on: March 25, 2009, 03:47:37 PM »
Quote from: FGL on March 25, 2009, 03:44:00 PM
are we sure thats a woman?? was she born a woman??

yeah, that's a pretty stout neck there and that squared-off jaw would give Tom Selleck a run for his money. I'd say non-op tranny wannabe.
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Re: Woman Allegedly Steals Brand New Breasts
« Reply #19 on: March 25, 2009, 07:49:26 PM »
Think she'll be upfront about this and confess?
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Re: Woman Allegedly Steals Brand New Breasts
« Reply #20 on: March 25, 2009, 10:35:35 PM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on March 25, 2009, 07:49:26 PM
Think she'll be upfront about this and confess?

she or he has a lot to get off their chest I would think.
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Re: Woman Allegedly Steals Brand New Breasts
« Reply #21 on: March 26, 2009, 07:49:49 AM »
Quote from: FGL on March 25, 2009, 10:35:35 PM
she or he has a lot to get off their chest I would think.




What needs to be off is located a little lower, I'd say. 
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Re: Woman Allegedly Steals Brand New Breasts
« Reply #22 on: March 26, 2009, 10:36:41 AM »
Quote from: FGL on March 25, 2009, 03:44:00 PM
are we sure thats a woman?? was she born a woman??

I'm willing to bet "she" has manhands.
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