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"TENJOOBERRYMUDS"...In order to continue getting-by in America (our home land), we all need to learn the NEW English language! Practice by reading the following conversation until you are able to understand the term "TENJOOBERRYMUDS".With a little patience, you'll be able to fit right in.Now, here goes...The following is a telephone exchange between maybe you as a hotel guest and room-service somewhere in the good old U S A today.......Room Service : "Morrin. Roon sirbees."Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."Room Service: " Rye . Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???"Guest: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs.."Room Service: "Ow July den?"Guest: ".....What??"Room Service: "Ow July den?!?... Pryed, boyud, poochd?"Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. Scrambled, please."Room Service: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"Guest: "Crisp will be fine."Room Service: "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"Guest: "What?"Room Service: "An toes. July Sahn toes?"Guest: "I... Don't think so."RoomService: "No? Judo wan sahn toes???"Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means."RoomService: "Toes! Toes!...Why Joo don Juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?"Guest: "Oh, English muffin!!! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'... Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."RoomService: "We bodder?"Guest: "No, just put the bodder on the side."RoomService: "Wad?!?"Guest: "I mean butter... Just put the butter on the side."RoomService: "Copy?"Guest: "Excuse me?"RoomService: "Copy...tea..meel?"Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please... And that's everything."RoomService: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin, we bodder on sigh and copy ..... Rye ??"Guest: "Whatever you say.."RoomService: "Tenjooberrymuds."Guest: "You're welcome"
I think I found a copy of their menu.