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DUmp Lunatics Discuss Dennis the Menace's Sex Life
« on: January 28, 2013, 11:15:26 PM »
The nuts in the DUmp loony bin have a discussion of Dennis's sex problems.:
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Mon Jan 28, 2013, 04:28 AM
Denninmi (5,296 posts)

I trust my therapist completely, but the ONE subject I am very nervous to talk to her about is SEX

If she were a guy, it wouldn't be a problem for me. Not trying to be sexist, but I'm too old fashioned when it comes to that subject to just feel very comfortable talking to a woman. I know, my PCP is a woman, and she has done every embarrassing medical exam possible, I survive those.
 
I need a couple of hours with a male therapist to get this stuff off my chest.
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Mon Jan 28, 2013, 05:24 AM
Tobin S. (5,243 posts)

5. She isn't asking you to be explicit, is she?
I was celibate for a long time and I know a lot of people find that strange. It was also difficult for me to explain why. It turned out that I had some issues with sex that I needed to work through. My drive was there and everything functioned okay, but even after I met my wife and we started having sex I still had a problem for a little while.




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Mon Jan 28, 2013, 09:18 AM
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6. No. I'm just uncomfortable.
I guess after everything, this is trivial, and as with so many things, if I just bite the bullet and go with the flow, I'll get over it.
 
Therapy Thursday may be a little awkward at first, that's all. We're picking up where we left off, which was basically me talking about my experiences, or overall lack thereof. And she was asking me why I felt like I wasn't worthy of having a relationship, after I told her I was about the worst possible catch anyone could imagine, or in the terminology I used on the Men's Group forum a few weeks ago, an "epsilon male" (after the caste system in Brave New World).
Hilarious! Superhero Bipolar Man is an "epsilon male"!


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Mon Jan 28, 2013, 06:12 PM
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8. If we forget you question her diagnosis of PTSD, we can believe
that you trust her completely.

This is just drivel Dennis.

You look for attention and expect to get a pat on the head. And it's almost always delivered.
 
Who the **** is dealing with you honestly????????

Lunatic Dennis is all over the DUmp this evening, but he disappeared from this thread after crazy DUmmy HereSincenumbers called him on his drama queen bullshit.


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Mon Jan 28, 2013, 08:36 PM
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9. Easy, HS
I think the fact that Dennis' therapist is a woman is important for his recovery. Also, I always tell it to Dennis the way I see it.


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Re: DUmp Lunatics Discuss Dennis the Menace's Sex Life
« Reply #1 on: January 28, 2013, 11:30:40 PM »
It appears that Dennis the Menace to Society's bipolar piston turned past Top Dead Center and he's headed back into depression again.

Dennis, do you know why you're not getting laid? Because even DUmmy women loathe you, and that is saying something, you filthy toad licking goat sucking child molester.
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Re: DUmp Lunatics Discuss Dennis the Menace's Sex Life
« Reply #2 on: January 28, 2013, 11:52:15 PM »
Dennis,
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Re: DUmp Lunatics Discuss Dennis the Menace's Sex Life
« Reply #3 on: January 29, 2013, 12:25:14 AM »
And yet another mole outs himself. Dennis, you have to be a prevert to be a proper DUmmie.
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Re: DUmp Lunatics Discuss Dennis the Menace's Sex Life
« Reply #4 on: January 29, 2013, 07:37:37 AM »
Deep depression can cause the dreaded "Limp Noodle" syndrome.....Dennies has "Limp Noodle" and doesn't want to tell his female shrink.
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Re: DUmp Lunatics Discuss Dennis the Menace's Sex Life
« Reply #5 on: January 29, 2013, 07:48:11 AM »
Since Heresincenumbers gave it to Dennis straight up, let me tell the lurking Dennis something.  On page 2 or 3 here, someone brought over a post of yours about fitness, and your attitude about it.  It was roughly the length of "War and Peace."  An internet acronym was made just for you, Dennis.  It's "TLDR."

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Re: DUmp Lunatics Discuss Dennis the Menace's Sex Life
« Reply #6 on: January 29, 2013, 07:51:14 AM »
Whoa.

I've been watching the pilgrim primitive, the primitive who's been here since 1628, for years now, and this is the first time the pilgrim primitive's said anything with substance in it.

A small step, but a significant one.

Maybe it's the pilgrim primitive on the road to recovery, I dunno.
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Re: DUmp Lunatics Discuss Dennis the Menace's Sex Life
« Reply #7 on: January 29, 2013, 08:58:52 AM »
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6. No. I'm just uncomfortable.
I guess after everything, this is trivial, and as with so many things, if I just bite the bullet and go with the flow, I'll get over it.
 
Therapy Thursday may be a little awkward at first, that's all. We're picking up where we left off, which was basically me talking about my experiences, or overall lack thereof. And she was asking me why I felt like I wasn't worthy of having a relationship, after I told her I was about the worst possible catch anyone could imagine, or in the terminology I used on the Men's Group forum a few weeks ago, an "epsilon male" (after the caste system in Brave New World).

I must say, he's at least being honest.  Now compare this with their turgid, chest thumping political persona, safely hidden behind the anonymity that is the Internet.  Hilarious.  

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From what?  All that combat he witnessed in Second Grade?
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Re: DUmp Lunatics Discuss Dennis the Menace's Sex Life
« Reply #8 on: January 29, 2013, 09:51:13 AM »
I'm sure there is some deeply-troubled sexually-dysfunctional perverted Democrat psycho witch out there Dennis can meet and then make as mutually miserable - and hopefully suicidal - as they both deserve.  I do hope they'll be infertile though, assuming their own kinks allow them to even fit the appropriate body parts together that would even raise the issue.
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Re: DUmp Lunatics Discuss Dennis the Menace's Sex Life
« Reply #9 on: January 29, 2013, 10:33:58 AM »
I'm sure there is some deeply-troubled sexually-dysfunctional perverted Democrat psycho witch out there Dennis can meet and then make as mutually miserable - and hopefully suicidal - as they both deserve.  I do hope they'll be infertile though, assuming their own kinks allow them to even fit the appropriate body parts together that would even raise the issue.

One would hope that the bolded kicks in before any progeny are made. :runaway:
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Re: DUmp Lunatics Discuss Dennis the Menace's Sex Life
« Reply #10 on: January 29, 2013, 11:11:34 AM »
     This is typical DUmbass bullshit. Unless the moron is at a sex therapist, actual physical sex probably won't come up. The point of therapy for someone with bipolar disorder is (along with meds) to provide a way for the patient to recognize his swings and attempt to manage them so that they don't become debilitating. Talking about what he does in bed with whom (or with what) is less important than the underlying lack of self worth that sometimes accompanies bipolar disorder.  A therapist is also not a matchmaker, so when the DUmmy tries to attract flattery by repeatedly claiming that he is not worthy of love, the therapist will focus on that rather than attempting to soothe his nerves.

     In other words: it's a difficult process, not a way to get someone to say, "you're a GREAT catch!" Dennimiinnmi will spend thousands of the bank's stupidly-lent dollars figuring that out.
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Re: DUmp Lunatics Discuss Dennis the Menace's Sex Life
« Reply #11 on: January 29, 2013, 08:38:00 PM »
Hmmm. I take away something very different from the latest Dennis threads:
His physician will likely be reporting him to the gun denial board. Dennis, you will NEVER be able to buy a gun.

Of course if you can't whip out a gun, you aint finding love either.

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Re: DUmp Lunatics Discuss Dennis the Menace's Sex Life
« Reply #12 on: January 29, 2013, 08:44:03 PM »
Hmmm. I take away something very different from the latest Dennis threads:
His physician will likely be reporting him to the gun denial board. Dennis, you will NEVER be able to buy a gun.

Of course if you can't whip out a gun, you aint finding love either.
If he could, he'll probably just put it on a credit card.

They're doing him a favor.
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Re: DUmp Lunatics Discuss Dennis the Menace's Sex Life
« Reply #13 on: January 29, 2013, 08:50:30 PM »
I still think his sex life involves a van and bag of snickers bars.

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Re: DUmp Lunatics Discuss Dennis the Menace's Sex Life
« Reply #14 on: January 29, 2013, 09:27:53 PM »
I still think his sex life involves a van and bag of snickers bars.
Or a sack of puppies.....

Anyway, I caught the "epsilon male" reference.

Dennis admits he's a "useful idiot".

I bet his female PCP is the closest he's ever been to a woman.
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Re: DUmp Lunatics Discuss Dennis the Menace's Sex Life
« Reply #15 on: January 29, 2013, 11:27:49 PM »
Maybe the dummies need to chip in and replace his blowup doll
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Re: DUmp Lunatics Discuss Dennis the Menace's Sex Life
« Reply #16 on: January 30, 2013, 04:20:01 AM »
Maybe the dummies need to chip in and replace his blowup doll

Sounds like it could be another fundraiser at the DUmp!
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Re: DUmp Lunatics Discuss Dennis the Menace's Sex Life
« Reply #17 on: January 30, 2013, 05:34:33 AM »
Maybe the dummies need to chip in and replace his blowup doll
Yeah it will be great for a week, and then he'll post..."My blow-up doll hates me."

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Re: DUmp Lunatics Discuss Dennis the Menace's Sex Life
« Reply #18 on: January 30, 2013, 06:59:11 AM »

And just the other day he was tooting his horn about being Super Hero Bipolar, or some silly crap.  How quick we fall.  Oh well just another day on DUmmie Central.
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Re: DUmp Lunatics Discuss Dennis the Menace's Sex Life
« Reply #19 on: January 30, 2013, 03:51:51 PM »
He needs to talk to BEG.

She knows everything about gay guys and what women like.