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Offline Boudicca

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Re: How many hearts does your mole have?
« Reply #25 on: February 15, 2011, 09:17:43 PM »
Lioness Priyanka, or however it is that she spells it.  We, her and I, actually have a history of sorts.  When she was a moderator, I had a few moles running around the place.  The very first mole of mine that get zapped was because he made the mistake of commenting, in a way that clearly was a joke, to the (lesbian) Lioness, "I don't know, if I were a lesbian I'd probably just stare at myself naked in the mirror all day." 

Scientists have gone in with electron microscopes and the CERN accelerator looking for her sense of humor and haven't managed to locate anything conclusive yet.  On the other hand, you can play her for the lulz easier than almost anybody over there.
OMG, you got zapped for a JOKE?  Truly lacking in any appreciation of humor over there, aren't they?
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Re: How many hearts does your mole have?
« Reply #26 on: February 15, 2011, 09:25:06 PM »
Lioness Priyanka, AKA the big boobed one, took offense to something that was said a few years back and came over and reamed us a new one. At least in her mind, she did.
Come to think of it, unions do create jobs. Companies have to hire two workers to do the work of one.

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Re: How many hearts does your mole have?
« Reply #27 on: February 15, 2011, 09:30:41 PM »
OMG, you got zapped for a JOKE?  Truly lacking in any appreciation of humor over there, aren't they?
Yep, one of my other moles went down about a month after that for thought crime.  Her crime was posting that a elected politician involved in a small town corruption scandal was a democrat.  I kinda lost any respect I ever had for the primitives after that.
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Re: How many hearts does your mole have?
« Reply #28 on: February 15, 2011, 09:31:29 PM »
Lioness Priyanka, AKA the big boobed one, took offense to something that was said a few years back and came over and reamed us a new one. At least in her mind, she did.

I missed that.  I wish I had been here for it.
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Re: How many hearts does your mole have?
« Reply #29 on: February 16, 2011, 01:34:01 PM »
The Lioness has pretty much taken a low profile. Wonder what's up with that? Spose she's backin' off because of the purge?

She used to get involved in anything Gay. Haven't heard much from her in months. maybe she got a job! Naw, that couldn't be it, or she'd be postin' daily how unfair and discriminating her boss is!
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Re: How many hearts does your mole have?
« Reply #30 on: February 16, 2011, 02:34:28 PM »
I didn't really start a mole yesterday.  I just wanted to see DU delete all the new liberals who registered yesterday.   :rotf:

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Re: How many hearts does your mole have?
« Reply #31 on: February 16, 2011, 05:11:52 PM »
I didn't really start a mole yesterday.  I just wanted to see DU delete all the new liberals who registered yesterday.   :rotf:

PSYOPs -- one of my favorite tactics.  :-)  And for lurking primitives... here is one of my favorite songs by The Kinks - Destroyer... Its like they wrote it for all of you.

Met a girl called Lola and I took her back to my place
Feelin' guilty, feelin' scared, hidden cameras everywhere
Stop! Hold on. Stay in control

Girl, I want you here with me
But I'm really not as cool as I'd like to be
'Cause there's a red, under my bed
And there's a little yellow man in my head
And there's a true blue inside of me
That keeps stoppin' me, touchin' ya, watchin' ya, lovin' ya

Paranoia, the destroyer.
Paranoia, the destroyer.

Well I fell asleep, then I woke feelin' kinda' queer
Lola looked at me and said, "ooh you look so weird."
She said, "man, there's really something wrong with you.
One day you're gonna' self-destruct.
You're up, you're down, I can't work you out
You get a good thing goin' then you blow yourself out."

Silly boy ya' self-destroyer. Silly boy ya' self-destroyer

Silly boy you got so much to live for
So much to aim for, so much to try for
You blowing it all with paranoia
You're so insecure you self-destroyer

(And it goes like this, here it goes)
Paranoia, the destroyer
(Here it goes again)
Paranoia, the destroyer

Dr. Dr. help me please, I know you'll understand
There's a time device inside of me, I'm a self-destructin' man
There's a red, under my bed
And there's a little green man in my head
And he said, "you're not goin' crazy, you're just a bit sad
'Cause there's a man in ya, knawin' ya, tearin' ya into two."

Silly boy ya' self-destroyer.
Paranoia, the destroyer

Self-destroyer, wreck your health
Destroy your friends, destroy yourself
The time device of self-destruction
Light the fuse and start eruptin'

(Yea, it goes like this, here it goes)
Paranoia, the destroyer
(Here's to paranoia)
Paranoia, the destroyer
(Hey hey, here it goes)
Paranoia, the destroyer
(And it goes like this)

Paranoia, the destroyer
(And it goes like this.)