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Offline ScubaGuy

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Red light stretchie -- Too funny
« on: April 20, 2009, 07:16:50 PM »

They are soooooooo... DUmb!

Did he even read what he wrote?

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In case you wondered, red light cameras do take a picture of every vehicle that goes
   
through the intersection.

A few weeks ago someone ran a red light and hit the car in front of me as they were going through the intersection. I just got off the phone with a police officer verifying my car and tag numbers. He said the camera took a picture of my car driving around the accident right after it happened. The light was still green when I went through, the car that got hit was the first in line. He said I should expect to be charged with a crime and if it were up to him it would be murder.

Right, I should go to prison for driving through a green light.



Yo DUmmie!

First off a car DID run the red light and that's why the camera triggered. 
Second off you should STOP at the scene of any accident to render aid and tell the officer what you saw.  IIRC some state will pull your license for NOT stopping at an accidet that you witnessed.

Damn they're not only DUmb they can't even stop and help somebody.

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Re: Red light stretchie -- Too funny
« Reply #1 on: April 20, 2009, 07:32:49 PM »
Uh-oh they filled him in on the fact that he should have stopped, he very quickly deleted the content of the post.

I guess he's now calling a lawyer.
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Re: Red light stretchie -- Too funny
« Reply #2 on: April 20, 2009, 07:34:02 PM »
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CreekDog   (1000+ posts)           Mon Apr-20-09 08:12 PM
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12. did you stop afterwards and call for help or something?
    

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RB TexLa   (1000+ posts)           Mon Apr-20-09 08:12 PM
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13. No, I went on about my business.
    
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CreekDog   (1000+ posts)           Mon Apr-20-09 08:18 PM
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21. i don't know if that's criminal or not, but why the hell wouldn't you stop?
    
law or no law. might they have needed help from someone?
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hlthe2b   (1000+ posts)           Mon Apr-20-09 08:25 PM
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26. Unethical, immoral, that's for sure... You didn't even call for help?
    
REALLY? I suspect THAT is what the officer was reacting to--his/her incredulity.
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stevedeshazer   (1000+ posts)             Mon Apr-20-09 08:26 PM
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27. Bullshit.   
    
Come on now.

I know it's 4:20, but put down the bong and the 211 and show us the money.

You just got off the phone with a cop, verifying your "tag numbers"?

Didn't you already get run for posting fiction?

Got any evidence?
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RB TexLa   (1000+ posts)           Mon Apr-20-09 08:28 PM
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31. No "bong" don't know what "the 211" is
    

There isn't a way to give a shit what you believe.


PS Don't reply with what the "211" is, I don't care what your slang means.

I'm surprised. A few DUmmies call out the OP.

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Re: Red light stretchie -- Too funny
« Reply #3 on: April 20, 2009, 07:35:22 PM »
I hope they find the Little Goon guilty just because he/she/turd posts on DU and those people need to suffer because it makes me happy.
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Re: Red light stretchie -- Too funny
« Reply #4 on: April 20, 2009, 07:38:56 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on April 20, 2009, 07:35:22 PM
I hope they find the Little Goon guilty just because he/she/turd posts on DU and those people need to suffer because it makes me happy.

 :lmao:

OK, that was worth a ^5.

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Re: Red light stretchie -- Too funny
« Reply #5 on: April 20, 2009, 08:24:32 PM »
I have always been told that the first on the scene of an accident is required by law to stop, at minimum, and to render aid if possible.  I can't find that anywhere, though...except in Germany.   :???:  I could have sworn I learned that from Driver's Ed...not my mom.

This poster is a DUzy...

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JonLP24  (1000+ posts)      Mon Apr-20-09 09:06 PM
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60. Morality is created by social, philosophy, religion, or one's own mind
 So based on that whatever moral expectation there is, is entirely subjective. The OP may not have any experience in life saving techniques or had some place to be. Whatever his or her choices is his/her right based on his/her definition of morality. Unless he was involved in the accident and took off without accepting responsibility then he/she is breaking the law. If not I still found the OP to be decent guy/gal,

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Re: Red light stretchie -- Too funny
« Reply #6 on: April 20, 2009, 08:45:09 PM »
Quote from: MrsSmith on April 20, 2009, 08:24:32 PM
I have always been told that the first on the scene of an accident is required by law to stop, at minimum, and to render aid if possible.  I can't find that anywhere, though...except in Germany.   :???:  I could have sworn I learned that from Driver's Ed...not my mom.

This poster is a DUzy...

 :thatsright:

I could not find anything either, but common sense and concern for your fellow human beings would dictate staying and helping if possible.  Oh wait, we were talking about a DUmmie, never mind. I forget how selfish and immoral they truly are.  The OP probably had just bought bought his supply of pot and Cheeto's and didn't want to be around the cops, or he may have outstanding warrants.
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Re: Red light stretchie -- Too funny
« Reply #7 on: April 20, 2009, 08:52:11 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on April 20, 2009, 08:45:09 PM
I could not find anything either, but common sense and concern for your fellow human beings would dictate staying and helping if possible.  Oh wait, we were talking about a DUmmie, never mind. I forget how selfish and immoral they truly are.  The OP probably had just bought bought his supply of pot and Cheeto's and didn't want to be around the cops, or he may have outstanding warrants.

It's a crime in Lowell, Mass. 
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Re: Red light stretchie -- Too funny
« Reply #8 on: April 20, 2009, 09:16:04 PM »
That it even HAS to be a law is a sad commentary on the world today.
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Re: Red light stretchie -- Too funny
« Reply #9 on: April 20, 2009, 09:30:18 PM »
I wonder how that DUmmie knew that it wasn't the only aid that may reach the injured in time.  Seriously, this is the sort of person that would step on someone else not out of cruelty, but because they were "in it's way".
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Re: Red light stretchie -- Too funny
« Reply #10 on: April 20, 2009, 09:51:46 PM »
Quote from: ScubaGuy on April 20, 2009, 07:16:50 PM
Damn they're not only DUmb they can't even stop and help somebody.


failure to stop and render aid, leaving the scene of an accident, failure to call police to report it...

probably had a load of drugs in the car and reeked of reefer
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Re: Red light stretchie -- Too funny
« Reply #11 on: April 20, 2009, 11:17:16 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on April 20, 2009, 08:52:11 PM
It's a crime in Lowell, Mass. 
Seinfeld reference= Hi5
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Re: Red light stretchie -- Too funny
« Reply #12 on: April 21, 2009, 03:13:53 AM »
Quote from: terry on April 20, 2009, 07:32:49 PM
Uh-oh they filled him in on the fact that he should have stopped, he very quickly deleted the content of the post.

I guess he's now calling a lawyer.
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RB TexLa  (1000+ posts)      Mon Apr-20-09 08:00 PM
!! SUPER MEGA DUMMIE EDIT !!
Never mind, I was just posting about what one/some red light cameras do not about the circumstances of I found out it did that.

oh noes, DUmmy broke the law. DUmmy is about to go to jail.  :cheersmate:
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Re: Red light stretchie -- Too funny
« Reply #13 on: April 21, 2009, 06:05:26 AM »
Quote from: Chris on April 21, 2009, 03:13:53 AM
oh noes, DUmmy broke the law. DUmmy is about to go to jail.  :cheersmate:

Lets face it, jail would be no form of punishment for the DUmmies - They get better drugs and more sex; what's there to complain about :-)

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Re: Red light stretchie -- Too funny
« Reply #14 on: April 21, 2009, 07:55:16 AM »
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RB TexLa  (1000+ posts)      Mon Apr-20-09 08:00 PM
!! SUPER MEGA DUMMIE EDIT !!
Never mind, I was just posting about what one/some red light cameras do not about the circumstances of I found out it did that.


What sort of English is this? 

Mrs.Smith, That #60 reply sure is a DUzy, isn't it?  Morality is whatever I want it to be.  How convenient and easy.  And very, very typical.  I don't know what I would do if I met such a person face-to-face.  Lock up my valuables and loved ones, I guess. 

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Re: Red light stretchie -- Too funny
« Reply #15 on: April 21, 2009, 08:41:43 AM »
Is there a "hue and cry" law, i.e. if you witness a crime--particularly felony or worse--you're legally obligated to notify police? The stretchy mentioned the cop would have personally preferred murder charges, that would indicate a fatality, perhaps vehicular or negligient homicide and that would be very grievous indeed.
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Re: Red light stretchie -- Too funny
« Reply #16 on: April 21, 2009, 09:15:41 AM »
Quote from: Big Don on April 20, 2009, 11:17:16 PM
Seinfeld reference= Hi5

In the Seinfeld finale, the town was actually called Latham, Massachussets.

H5 for the concept of the reference, though. :-)
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Re: Red light stretchie -- Too funny
« Reply #17 on: April 21, 2009, 09:42:19 AM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on April 21, 2009, 09:15:41 AM
In the Seinfeld finale, the town was actually called Latham, Massachussets.

H5 for the concept of the reference, though. :-)

Latham/Lowell.  Gimme a break.  It's been eleven years.   :-)
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Re: Red light stretchie -- Too funny
« Reply #18 on: April 21, 2009, 09:47:36 AM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on April 21, 2009, 09:42:19 AM
Latham/Lowell.  Gimme a break.  It's been eleven years.   :-)

I know, I'm just too much of a Seinfeld geek though.
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Re: Red light stretchie -- Too funny
« Reply #19 on: April 21, 2009, 09:48:01 AM »
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Re: Red light stretchie -- Too funny
« Reply #20 on: April 21, 2009, 09:54:14 AM »
Could you just imagine the story this DUmmie would tell if it was HIS car that was hit and some witness drove off? He would be calling for the witness who drove off to be jailed for the rest of their life!

Hypocrisy, thy name is DU.
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Re: Red light stretchie -- Too funny
« Reply #21 on: April 21, 2009, 10:04:31 AM »
Quote from: HACKSAW on April 21, 2009, 09:54:14 AM
Could you just imagine the story this DUmmie would tell if it was HIS car that was hit and some witness drove off? He would be calling for the witness who drove off to be jailed for the rest of their life!

Hypocrisy, thy name is DU.
They'd probably be hollering that the witness was a freeper who laughed as he drove off because they saw his "Polar bears for Obama '08" sticker and the driver was an agent of Rove/Cheney/AIPAC.
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Re: Red light stretchie -- Too funny
« Reply #22 on: April 21, 2009, 01:43:34 PM »
Just as a PS to the story....lol

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Re: Red light stretchie -- Too funny
« Reply #23 on: April 21, 2009, 02:21:25 PM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on April 21, 2009, 09:47:36 AM
I know, I'm just too much of aN ANAL-RETENTIVE PAIN IN THE ASS.
Fixed ;)
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Re: Red light stretchie -- Too funny
« Reply #24 on: April 21, 2009, 04:46:04 PM »
I witnessed a head on collision once.  On the way home from work after closing the store up.  I pulled over, and immediately checked to see if anyone was injured.  Both parties where ok, just shaken up.  One person was pissed because he just bought his car the day before.  I didn't view the actual impact, I don't remember the reason why.  After I made sure both parties where ok (I don't think anyone had a cell phone on them, this was 8 years ago), I got back in my car and left.  I probably shoulda waited for the cops, but it was getting near midnight and I still had a half hour drive to get home.

I cannot believe that this person just drove around the accident though.  How inhuman do you have to be to watch a car get t-boned hard enough to kill someone, and then just drive around it like it was some minor annoyance.
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