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Offline Chris_

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11 Ways to Prepare for a Deadly Asteroid Impact
« on: January 29, 2008, 06:01:10 PM »
11. Start a "preparing for armageddon" blog.
10. Calculate force at which asteroid will hit Earth and compare it to power of Vorlon planet killers.
9. Wait patiently for Ford Prefect.
8. Go crazy with the credit card at the Apple store.
7. Start post-apocalyptic movie marathon and take notes.
6. Encase yourself in carbonite for preservation.
5. Point out that we should've listened to Hawking and gotten off the planet.
4. Blame it on Microsoft.
3. Buy one of those crank-powered laptops. 
2. Find location of impact on Google Maps. 
1. Start cranking out more SETI units in hopes of finding an alien civilization that can save Earth. 


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Re: 11 Ways to Prepare for a Deadly Asteroid Impact
« Reply #1 on: January 29, 2008, 06:03:24 PM »
What, no "blame the Joooooooos"  Or "Blame BUSH"  Or "Teh Rove makes a final statement!"??


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Re: 11 Ways to Prepare for a Deadly Asteroid Impact
« Reply #2 on: January 30, 2008, 01:49:22 AM »
I say we turn the moon into our version of the Death Star. We can kill that asteroid and keep the local systems in line.........I mean keep our superpower status forever,yeah that 's it thats the ticket.
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Re: 11 Ways to Prepare for a Deadly Asteroid Impact
« Reply #3 on: January 30, 2008, 05:57:42 PM »
For all your post-apocalyptic needs!  Cheeseburger in a can!

http://www.aldenteblog.com/2008/01/cheeseburger-in.html
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Re: 11 Ways to Prepare for a Deadly Asteroid Impact
« Reply #4 on: January 30, 2008, 06:37:52 PM »
Quote from: Chris on January 30, 2008, 05:57:42 PM
For all your post-apocalyptic needs!  Cheeseburger in a can!

http://www.aldenteblog.com/2008/01/cheeseburger-in.html


EWWWWW!   :puke:
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Re: 11 Ways to Prepare for a Deadly Asteroid Impact
« Reply #5 on: January 30, 2008, 07:15:41 PM »
I guess I would finally listen to all the radio adds and buy gold by maxing out my credit cards.

George Noory would save us.
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Re: 11 Ways to Prepare for a Deadly Asteroid Impact
« Reply #6 on: February 01, 2008, 05:19:57 PM »
Update!  Someone bought the Cheeseburger In A Can!

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=1&postid=339037869



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