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Offline dandi

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Hello, Clarice.
« on: January 21, 2008, 11:49:44 PM »
Were those Terms Of Service just boilerplate stuff, or can I really not be profane and abusive here?

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Re: Hello, Clarice.
« Reply #1 on: January 21, 2008, 11:51:32 PM »
what? we're not supposed to be profane or abusive here?
since when? who said that? why?

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Re: Hello, Clarice.
« Reply #2 on: January 21, 2008, 11:58:20 PM »
Were those Terms Of Service just boilerplate stuff, or can I really not be profane and abusive here?

j/k

Hey everybody. :hyper:

well, there is profane, and then there is profane.  I launched the F-bomb a few dozen times in the Green Bay thread last night, and I am still here. 

Welcome to CC.

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Re: Hello, Clarice.
« Reply #3 on: January 22, 2008, 12:00:20 AM »
All you can do here is have sex and drink booze, in the order you prefer.

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Re: Hello, Clarice.
« Reply #4 on: January 22, 2008, 12:04:06 AM »
All you can do here is have sex and drink booze, in the order you prefer.

that is an inside joke, dandi.  the sex is optional.

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Re: Hello, Clarice.
« Reply #5 on: January 22, 2008, 12:09:14 AM »
All you can do here is have sex and drink booze, in the order you prefer.

At my age, sex after booze is increasingly difficult, though it does make one's partner better looking.
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Re: Hello, Clarice.
« Reply #6 on: January 22, 2008, 12:11:09 AM »
All you can do here is have sex and drink booze, in the order you prefer.

At my age, sex after booze is increasingly difficult, though it does make one's partner better looking.

The ol' swizzle stick doesn't want to stir.  I can relate.  :old:

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Re: Hello, Clarice.
« Reply #7 on: January 22, 2008, 05:40:42 AM »
Hey, dandi! Enough of this kind of talk please :old: :-)

Welcome!!!

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Re: Hello, Clarice.
« Reply #8 on: January 22, 2008, 07:41:18 AM »
Welcome, Dandi!  :cheersmate:
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Re: Hello, Clarice.
« Reply #9 on: January 22, 2008, 07:53:35 AM »
Glad you made it!
Let nothing trouble you,
Let nothing frighten you. 
All things are passing;
God never changes.
Patience attains all that it strives for.
He who has God lacks nothing:
God alone suffices.
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Re: Hello, Clarice.
« Reply #10 on: January 22, 2008, 08:41:24 AM »
Welcome to you and your insightful analysis of the DUmmies.
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Re: Hello, Clarice.
« Reply #11 on: January 22, 2008, 10:36:02 AM »
Welcome!   :-*

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Re: Hello, Clarice.
« Reply #12 on: January 22, 2008, 10:37:38 AM »
All you can do here is have sex and drink booze, in the order you prefer.

At my age, sex after booze is increasingly difficult, though it does make one's partner better looking.
If you want to worship an orange pile of garbage with a reckless disregard for everything, get on down to Arbys & try our loaded curly fries.

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Re: Hello, Clarice.
« Reply #13 on: January 22, 2008, 04:19:11 PM »
I'd like to think it was my invite that got you over here.

C'mon.... lie to me.... tell me I am why you came here.  :naughty:

Welcome dandi!  :cheersmate:
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Re: Hello, Clarice.
« Reply #14 on: January 22, 2008, 04:26:05 PM »
Good to see you here  :cheersmate:
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Re: Hello, Clarice.
« Reply #15 on: January 22, 2008, 04:51:38 PM »
Another excellent member.   

Welcome.  :beer:
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Re: Hello, Clarice.
« Reply #16 on: January 22, 2008, 05:05:28 PM »
Welcome Dandi, looking forward to reading your posts in the DUmpster.



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Re: Hello, Clarice.
« Reply #17 on: January 22, 2008, 06:12:53 PM »
Were those Terms Of Service just boilerplate stuff, or can I really not be profane and abusive here?

j/k

Hey everybody. :hyper:

You don't want to really stand out in this crowd here, do you?
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Re: Hello, Clarice.
« Reply #18 on: January 22, 2008, 06:13:56 PM »
All you can do here is have sex and drink booze, in the order you prefer.

that is an inside joke, dandi.  the sex is optional.
Naw, I  think the lord of mens underwear is coming on to dandi.  :naughty:
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Re: Hello, Clarice.
« Reply #19 on: January 22, 2008, 10:37:32 PM »
I'd like to think it was my invite that got you over here.

C'mon.... lie to me.... tell me I am why you came here.  :naughty:

Welcome dandi!  :cheersmate:

LOL You're an attraction anywhere you go, Schade.
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Re: Hello, Clarice.
« Reply #20 on: January 22, 2008, 10:40:08 PM »
All you can do here is have sex and drink booze, in the order you prefer.

that is an inside joke, dandi.  the sex is optional.
Naw, I  think the lord of mens underwear is coming on to dandi.  :naughty:
:rotf:
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Re: Hello, Clarice.
« Reply #21 on: January 22, 2008, 10:51:53 PM »
Hello and welcome Dandi.
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Re: Hello, Clarice.
« Reply #22 on: January 23, 2008, 12:03:15 PM »
All the great things are simple, and many can be expressed in a single word: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope.
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Re: Hello, Clarice.
« Reply #23 on: January 23, 2008, 07:12:25 PM »
I'd like to think it was my invite that got you over here.

C'mon.... lie to me.... tell me I am why you came here.  :naughty:

Welcome dandi!  :cheersmate:

LOL You're an attraction anywhere you go, Schade.

Remember when I posted my pic at DU.... you were there for me when I received my tombstone.... I shall never forget.  :-)
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Re: Hello, Clarice.
« Reply #24 on: January 24, 2008, 01:02:32 AM »
Welcome Dandi, I was, for the most part, a lurker but thoroughly enjoyed your posts in the B/W forum.  Glad to see you here.

 :cheersmate: