A guy playing golf asks a woman in front of him
I'm trying to figure out what hole I'm on?
She said, I'm on the sixth hole and you're one hole behind me so you're on number five.
On the back nine he lost count again. He saw the same woman and asked again.
She said I'm on sixteen and you are still a hole behind me so you're on fifteen
Later in the clubhouse
He sees the woman and to thank her buys her a drink
They get talking and he asks what she does for a living?
She says you'll laugh
He promises her he won't
She says I sell tampons
He falls on the floor laughing
Then says don't get mad.
I sell toilet paper
So I'm still a hole behind you.