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Offline tuolumnejim

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Lets get a bit lighthearted, a golf joke
« on: January 07, 2025, 11:12:45 PM »
A guy playing golf asks a woman in front of him
I'm trying to figure out what hole I'm on?
She said, I'm on the sixth hole and you're one hole behind me so you're on number five.
On the back nine he lost count again. He saw the same woman and asked again.
She said I'm on sixteen and you are still a hole behind me so you're on fifteen
Later in the clubhouse
He sees the woman and to thank her buys her a drink
They get talking and he asks what she does for a living?
She says you'll laugh
He promises her he won't
She says I sell tampons
He falls on the floor laughing
Then says don't get mad.
I sell toilet paper
So I'm still a hole behind you.
A people... who are possessed of the spirit of commerce, who see and who will pursue their advantages may achieve almost anything.

GEORGE WASHINGTON, letter to Benjamin Harrison

"Democracy is nothing more than mob rule, where 51% of the people may take away the rights of the other 49%."
Thomas Jefferson

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Re: Lets get a bit lighthearted, a golf joke
« Reply #1 on: January 07, 2025, 11:14:44 PM »
Damn can I get a mod to move this to comedy central?  :thatsright:
A people... who are possessed of the spirit of commerce, who see and who will pursue their advantages may achieve almost anything.

GEORGE WASHINGTON, letter to Benjamin Harrison

"Democracy is nothing more than mob rule, where 51% of the people may take away the rights of the other 49%."
Thomas Jefferson