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« on: January 22, 2021, 02:09:26 PM »
My mind is like the Internet.

19 tabs are open and three are frozen

And I have no idea where the music is coming from.
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« Reply #1 on: January 22, 2021, 02:12:53 PM »
At the Library:

Please note:

The post-apocalyptic fiction section has ben moved to Current Affairs
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« Reply #2 on: January 22, 2021, 02:14:06 PM »
On the highway overpass = Everybody who hates speeding tickets raise your right foot.
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« Reply #3 on: January 22, 2021, 02:15:19 PM »
SHOP LOCAL!

Amazon won't sponsor your kid's ball team.
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« Reply #4 on: January 22, 2021, 02:17:07 PM »
Adam and Eve

The first ones to ignore Apple's Terms and Conditions
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Re: Signs
« Reply #5 on: January 22, 2021, 02:20:13 PM »
Strip club quarantine sign:

Clothed until further notice
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« Reply #6 on: January 22, 2021, 02:21:27 PM »
It's no longer 5 o'clock somewhere. It's 2020 everywhere. Drink when you like
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Re: Signs
« Reply #7 on: January 22, 2021, 02:22:37 PM »
NO TRESSPASSING

We're tired of hiding the bones.
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« Reply #8 on: January 22, 2021, 02:24:02 PM »
The more I get to know people.....

The more I realize why Noah only let animals on the boat.
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Re: Signs
« Reply #9 on: January 22, 2021, 02:26:04 PM »
ZOO RULES:

Those ho throw objects/stones at the snakes/crocodiles will be asked to retrieve them
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« Reply #10 on: January 22, 2021, 02:27:29 PM »
This facility has been accident free since...

Joe left
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Re: Signs
« Reply #11 on: January 22, 2021, 02:29:11 PM »
Dear Algebra:

Please stop asking us to find your X, she's never coming back. We don't know Y
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« Reply #12 on: January 22, 2021, 02:32:47 PM »
If you ever get an email about pork, ham, salt and preservatives...

Don't open it. It's Spam.
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Re: Signs
« Reply #13 on: January 23, 2021, 12:39:29 PM »
Quote from: Workover on January 22, 2021, 02:21:27 PM
It's no longer 5 o'clock somewhere. It's 2020 everywhere. Drink when you like

Ha! Ha!

"Drink when you like" ... 

Will do, as long as is not fattening or too high in carbs!!!   :-)
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Re: Signs
« Reply #14 on: February 06, 2021, 03:19:06 PM »
At the camp ground:

Safe Distancing

Bears - 100 yards
Skunks - 50 yards
Raccoons- 25 yards
Aunt Edda - 6 feet
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Re: Signs
« Reply #15 on: February 06, 2021, 03:34:50 PM »
From 2020:

Gonna ask my mama if that offer to slap me into next year still stands.
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