So, a couple days ago, I was going through my usual morning routine, listening to political YouTube and Bitchute videos. I had the window open for some fresh air. The volume must have been pretty loud, because a stranger approached my window and said, "Do you believe that right-wing propaganda?". "If that's what you think, maybe you need to hear it the most!", I replied with a chuckle.
We went back and forth like that for a bit, with the conversation turning a little heated. Finally, the stranger blurted out "Freedom of speech isn't absolute! You can't say just anything you want! You can't yell 'fire' in a crowded theater! The Constitution was wri-..."
At this point, I'd had enough, and felt the need to interrupt. I turned slightly away from my debate opponent, and towards the neighborhood at large. I cupped my hands over my mouth, and shouted "FIRE IN A CROWDED THEATER!!"
Some birds gathered on the lawn flew away en masse, but otherwise, there was only stunned silence. The stranger stood motionless, mouth slightly agape. We both looked in the direction of the nearby cop pruning the bushes. He shrugged, gave me the thumbs up, and said "Nah, you're good!"
The stranger sauntered off, staring at the ground and muttering something unintelligible.
I drank my coffee, and it tasted like VICTORY!