And if he's really Italian how come he doesn't talk about cooking Italian food? or eating it?
He's Italian; his real name (I wish to God I could remember what it is, but out of embarrassment at seeing him expose himself, I looked away and didn't bother remembering it) is about as Italian as one can get.
Whatshisname has talked about Italian food--both making it and chowing down on it--a great deal over the past several years, in the cooking and baking forum. But alas, as we all know, the cooking and baking forum on Skins's island has been cobweb-infested for about two months now, because Mrs. Alfred Packer, franksolich's literary muse, has been absent.
However, good news--Mrs. Alfred Packer, the hippywife primitive, recently checked in. She's been busy making earrings and dealing with selling them, but she hopes to be back soon.
Among other news, apparently Wild Bill has a bad back. Must've climbed too many stills, I guess.