I have PMS and want to kill people, ask me anything!!

[morningAngel]

So if I kill the oldest ones today then tomorrow I get to breeze through?????   Ohhhhhhhh now there is an idea!  Red where do you work?  If you work for Tampax you are totally on!!!!!

you gotta highlight the bottom part of her post....she works at Godiva...the bitch!    (you know I say that with total love, Red!)

Hah... she shoulda been at my house 2 weeks ago... I had a case of 4 piece boxes I wanted to give out. Go ahead and hate.

*Red*

I HATE YOU

[mamacags]

What the heck is wrong with people?!?!?!  I swear that sometimes stores have the cashiers compete to see who is the slowest, the winner gets to run the express register!!1111!    What the heck is wrong with people who drive 12 miles an hour under the speed limit when I am late?!?!?!  What the heck is wrong with my stupid door that doesn't want to latch when I am trying to leave!?!?!?  Why are my kids looking at me like I am supposed to feed them or something!??!?!?!  I want some extra salty pretzels and chocolate to go please!  NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rub dirt in it, suck it up, and STFU.  What - the world is supposed to stop for you once a month because of some abdominal cramps?  There are women in this country that run multi-millon dollar corporations and do it quite well regardless of how they feel.  People depend on them for their leadership and decisions and they don't let a little thing like a period stand in their way.  Now wipe the chocolate off your face and get moving!

  (How'd I do?)

Dearest Cactus Prick
Ohhhhhhhh you mother having sex wither!  Those CEOs usually have their uterus ripped out long before they make the climb up the ladder of success.  I don't have freaking cramps I have freaking PMS, a raging inferno of hate and anger inside my entire body.  I honestly could chew through a rock this month.  I exercise exercise.  I freaking hate every minute of it but I am the healthiest fat chick I know.  Sometimes in a woman's life the only thing that gets you through the stupid freaking day is some chocolate and a freaking muzzle on a dumbass man's mouth.  Now you STFU before I hijack a plane with a stare, fly to Texas and kick you stupid redneck ass. 
    Hugs and Kisses, Melinda

[RedTail]

So if I kill the oldest ones today then tomorrow I get to breeze through?????   Ohhhhhhhh now there is an idea!  Red where do you work?  If you work for Tampax you are totally on!!!!!

you gotta highlight the bottom part of her post....she works at Godiva...the bitch!    (you know I say that with total love, Red!)

Hah... she shoulda been at my house 2 weeks ago... I had a case of 4 piece boxes I wanted to give out. Go ahead and hate.

*Red*

I HATE YOU

I hate me too... I've gone from a size 12 to a size 14! I can't get fat in Miami. I need to find someplace safe to be fat or lose this extra heft.

*Red*

[Uhhuh35]

H5 for making me laugh out loud Mamacags! You'll be fine. And just think;
You get to do it all again next month! 

[mamacags]

So if I kill the oldest ones today then tomorrow I get to breeze through?????   Ohhhhhhhh now there is an idea!  Red where do you work?  If you work for Tampax you are totally on!!!!!

you gotta highlight the bottom part of her post....she works at Godiva...the bitch!    (you know I say that with total love, Red!)

Hah... she shoulda been at my house 2 weeks ago... I had a case of 4 piece boxes I wanted to give out. Go ahead and hate.

*Red*

I HATE YOU

I hate me too... I've gone from a size 12 to a size 14! I can't get fat in Miami. I need to find someplace safe to be fat or lose this extra heft.

*Red*

May I suggest sunny warm Western Pennsylvania?

[mamacags]

H5 for making me laugh out loud Mamacags! You'll be fine. And just think;
You get to do it all again next month! 

No I only get really really nasty PMS every 3 months or so.  THANK GOD!!!!!!!!!!!

[RobJohnson]

I had to shave twice today.



 

[RedTail]

May I suggest sunny warm Western Pennsylvania?

Just park me in a trailer besides the Godiva kitchens.  It's my turn to bitch.

*Red*

[Wineslob]

Yeesh, go eat some chocolate, ice cream, watch some Lifetime, and cry.


























then come back   

[Bondai]

There is no such thing as PMS. It was an imaginary ailment dreamed up by the AMA and the drug companies to sell medication to gullible women....how many times do I have to tell you? Women in the US are the only ones who have PMS.