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Title: North Korean leader Kim Jong Il has died at 69,
Post by: thundley4 on December 18, 2011, 09:36:59 PM
(http://si.wsj.net/public/resources/images/OB-RB320_kim121_G_20111218220910.jpg)

"SEOUL—North Korean leader Kim Jong Il has died, North Korean state television said Monday.

Mr. Kim died from fatigue during a train ride on Saturday, a weeping television announcer said.

State TV also announced that Kim Jong Eun will take over as leader."  http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052970204791104577107350219610874.html

Title: Re: North Korean leader Kim Jong Il has died at 69,
Post by: Minky on December 18, 2011, 09:40:54 PM
Good riddance to bad rubbish!
Title: North Korean leader Kim Jong Il, 69, has died
Post by: Mr Mannn on December 18, 2011, 09:41:26 PM
(http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/4448/kimjongilinteamamerica.jpg)
He's DEAD, Jim!
Too Late. I was beaten to the punch!

Curses! Foiled again!
Please see the other post on this forum. It was made seconds before mine. Wah. And I wanted the glory.
Title: Re: North Korean leader Kim Jong Il has died at 69,
Post by: Chris_ on December 18, 2011, 09:49:58 PM
Yay!
Title: Re: North Korean leader Kim Jong Il has died at 69,
Post by: LC EFA on December 18, 2011, 09:50:09 PM
I hope Satan appreciates his wonderful Christmas gift and plays with it most enthusiastically.


Title: Re: North Korean leader Kim Jong Il, 69, has died
Post by: thundley4 on December 18, 2011, 09:54:10 PM
(http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/4448/kimjongilinteamamerica.jpg)
He's DEAD, Jim!
Too Late. I was beaten to the punch!

Curses! Foiled again!
Please see the other post on this forum. It was made seconds before mine. Wah. And I wanted the glory.


Your picture and the Bones quote were funnier though.
Title: Re: North Korean leader Kim Jong Il has died at 69,
Post by: Chris_ on December 18, 2011, 10:01:15 PM
Excellent news.
Title: Re: North Korean leader Kim Jong Il has died at 69,
Post by: FreeBorn on December 18, 2011, 10:09:06 PM
(http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs17/i/2007/122/3/e/Snoopy_Dancing_by_jessie4508.jpg)
Title: Re: North Korean leader Kim Jong Il has died at 69,
Post by: Revolution on December 18, 2011, 10:10:22 PM
I'm sure at least for now, North Koreans are breathing a sigh of relief.

Not saddened by this piece of shit's demise at all. Good riddance.
Title: Re: North Korean leader Kim Jong Il has died at 69,
Post by: Chris_ on December 18, 2011, 10:12:22 PM
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsaTElBljOE[/youtube]
Title: Re: North Korean leader Kim Jong Il has died at 69,
Post by: Mr Mannn on December 18, 2011, 10:13:50 PM
I'm sure Jimmy Carter is deeply saddened by all this. What other foreign leader is corrupt enough to meet with him and justify his bogus legacy.
Title: Re: North Korean leader Kim Jong Il has died at 69,
Post by: Boudicca on December 18, 2011, 10:16:36 PM
Satan lit a welcoming bonfire just for this murdering clown.
I'd say congratulations to the starving people of North Korea but am sure the evil one's replacement will be every bit as horrible.
Title: Re: North Korean leader Kim Jong Il has died at 69,
Post by: Airwolf on December 18, 2011, 10:20:42 PM
 HELL will have to open a new branch office for the little dictator.
Title: Re: North Korean leader Kim Jong Il has died at 69,
Post by: Evil_Conservative on December 18, 2011, 10:42:01 PM
He died from fatigue?

Cool.
Title: Re: North Korean leader Kim Jong Il has died at 69,
Post by: FreeBorn on December 18, 2011, 10:42:47 PM
It will be interesting to see if Junior can fill those little shoes. :lmao:
Seriously though, if the Nork General Staff has any aspirations to seize power now would be the time to off Junior and take over. I guess it all depends on how deeply they are still held in the grip of fear by the secret police now that the maniacal midget is out of the picture.

It seems that for the most part the inner workings of the government of North Korea is a big empty question mark to the outside world. Weather or not a coup could actually develop and be successfully carried out remains to be seen or if it will be business as usual with a seamless transition.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGNs2jaHCLc[/youtube]
Title: Re: North Korean leader Kim Jong Il has died at 69,
Post by: Ptarmigan on December 18, 2011, 11:06:27 PM
Adios cucaracha!
Enjoy Hell! Go Say "Hi" to Osama bin Laden when you get there.
Title: Re: North Korean leader Kim Jong Il has died at 69,
Post by: Ptarmigan on December 18, 2011, 11:07:25 PM
HELL will have to open a new branch office for the little dictator.

I hear Osama bin Laden, Saddam Hussein, and Adolf Hitler are welcoming Kim Jong-Il with open arms.
Title: Re: North Korean leader Kim Jong Il has died at 69,
Post by: Revolution on December 18, 2011, 11:45:41 PM
Anyone remember that movie "Little Nicky" with Dangerfield? The "pineapple treatment" should be the LEAST harsh punishment Lucifer's minions perform on him.
Title: Re: North Korean leader Kim Jong Il has died at 69,
Post by: JakeStyle on December 18, 2011, 11:46:52 PM
w00t! :cheersmate:
Title: Re: North Korean leader Kim Jong Il has died at 69,
Post by: BattleHymn on December 19, 2011, 12:26:54 AM
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6B5npd5RWY&feature=results_main&playnext=1&list=PL61AA48D4DE7DBC31[/youtube]

I was just watching this 13 part video two days ago.  Pretty interesting, to anyone who might be interested in what Nork Korea tries to present itself as to tourists.   
Title: Re: North Korean leader Kim Jong Il has died at 69,
Post by: BlueStateSaint on December 19, 2011, 04:26:47 AM
I hear Osama bin Laden, Saddam Hussein, and Adolf Hitler are welcoming Kim Jong-Il with open arms.

Don't forget his Daddy--Kim Il Sung! :evillaugh: :fuelfire: :yahoo:
Title: Re: North Korean leader Kim Jong Il has died at 69,
Post by: FreeBorn on December 19, 2011, 07:38:47 AM
I wonder if they're going to pickle the midget and lay him out under a salad bar on permanent display like the other commie leaders of the past? That's what happened with Lenin, Stalin and the midget's daddy, Kim Il Sung.

Lenin and Stalin chillin'
(http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSJHWwRB3_WnA9B-DOjmmOUL-HzCLzU8kXYoyy0HNwWOQN6Yt57MQ)

Ho Chi Minh
(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQtJf6pCa9LopxRcSVQ1snEXhkKoGSpAQbLlt5QZYRUxMsLU61nMQ)

Mao Tse Tung/ Mao's embalmed hand. His hand? WTF, do they wave it from the parapets at parades?
(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRry6vN7qmfmxD050jJP0nOZ6BqDL0ovKWXqUyxeDRNhhaiXJd6dA)(http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRpMLolsEHdG3fP41stH-hIh2OVRJ0qd1J9tsAw4F7kc-cEwmE0aw)

Honorable mention~ Ferdinand Marcos. Not a commie but not an all around nice guy either, evil enough to get the Elvis under glass treatment.

(http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR1gAOKWxQ7q26FaLa54e6xr3qKGexu-UsbziDUfWyOqWbwm09u)
Title: Re: North Korean leader Kim Jong Il has died at 69,
Post by: CG6468 on December 19, 2011, 07:59:29 AM
This loser's kid is supposed to be worse than he was. Geeez. I wouldn't be surprised if he pulls off some kind of terror incident S. Korea.
Title: Re: North Korean leader Kim Jong Il has died at 69,
Post by: DLR Pyro on December 19, 2011, 08:16:39 AM
I hear Osama bin Laden, Saddam Hussein, and Adolf Hitler are welcoming Kim Jong-Il with open arms.
and all are fixing up a room for when hugo chavez joins them in a few months....
Title: Re: North Korean leader Kim Jong Il has died at 69,
Post by: DLR Pyro on December 19, 2011, 08:19:10 AM
This loser's kid is supposed to be worse than he was. Geeez. I wouldn't be surprised if he pulls off some kind of terror incident S. Korea.

North Korea test-fired a short-range missile off its east coast on Monday, the same day it announced the death of leader Kim Jong-Il, South Korea's Yonhap news agency said. (http://news.yahoo.com/n-korea-test-fires-short-range-missile-report-130006284.html)

coincidence?  or a message to S. Korea that they aren't backing down an inch even after the death of the little troll?
Title: Re: North Korean leader Kim Jong Il has died at 69,
Post by: CG6468 on December 19, 2011, 08:20:54 AM
North Korea test-fired a short-range missile off its east coast on Monday, the same day it announced the death of leader Kim Jong-Il, South Korea's Yonhap news agency said. (http://news.yahoo.com/n-korea-test-fires-short-range-missile-report-130006284.html)

coincidence?  or a message to S. Korea that they aren't backing down an inch even after the death of the little troll?

There are no coincidences in that part of the world, or in the mid-East.
Title: Re: North Korean leader Kim Jong Il has died at 69,
Post by: thundley4 on December 19, 2011, 08:59:28 AM
Now if Fidel and Hugo would soon join Dear Leader.
Title: Re: North Korean leader Kim Jong Il has died at 69,
Post by: Cyrus on December 19, 2011, 09:35:44 AM
REST IN PEACE SWEET PRINCE
Title: Re: North Korean leader Kim Jong Il has died at 69,
Post by: Gina on December 19, 2011, 11:01:05 AM
Why are they firing missiles off now?  2 so far?  they are short range and just going into the sea.  Is there something I don't know? :mental:
Title: Re: North Korean leader Kim Jong Il has died at 69,
Post by: thundley4 on December 19, 2011, 11:07:25 AM
Why are they firing missiles off now?  2 so far?  they are short range and just going into the sea.  Is there something I don't know? :mental:



"Sources" are saying that these firings were already scheduled and the timing is just a coincidence.  :tinfoil2:
Title: Re: North Korean leader Kim Jong Il has died at 69,
Post by: Gina on December 19, 2011, 11:09:04 AM
Now if Fidel and Hugo would soon join Dear Leader.

It's kinda odd how all these terrorists are dropping off.......Osama, Gadahfi, Kim Jong, soon to be Hugo..........That's only going to leave Obama soon  :panic:
Title: Re: North Korean leader Kim Jong Il has died at 69,
Post by: Eupher on December 19, 2011, 11:09:05 AM
Why are they firing missiles off now?  2 so far?  they are short range and just going into the sea.  Is there something I don't know? :mental:

It's the ol' "Daddy died, but I gotta dick too. See?"
Title: Re: North Korean leader Kim Jong Il has died at 69,
Post by: Gina on December 19, 2011, 11:13:49 AM
It's the ol' "Daddy died, but I gotta dick too. See?"

THAT'S why they are short range  :rimshot:
Title: Re: North Korean leader Kim Jong Il has died at 69,
Post by: Eupher on December 19, 2011, 11:14:43 AM
THAT'S why they are short range  :rimshot:

I wouldn't know that personally, but yeah, conventional wisdom suggests it..... ;)
Title: Re: North Korean leader Kim Jong Il has died at 69,
Post by: NHSparky on December 19, 2011, 11:15:10 AM
I'm so ronery...
Title: Re: North Korean leader Kim Jong Il has died at 69,
Post by: FreeBorn on December 19, 2011, 11:18:26 AM
THAT'S why they are short range  :rimshot:
:lmao: I'll bet you thought long and hard about that one!
Title: Re: North Korean leader Kim Jong Il has died at 69,
Post by: DefiantSix on December 19, 2011, 11:20:11 AM
North Korea test-fired a short-range missile off its east coast on Monday, the same day it announced the death of leader Kim Jong-Il, South Korea's Yonhap news agency said. (http://news.yahoo.com/n-korea-test-fires-short-range-missile-report-130006284.html)

coincidence?  or a message to S. Korea that they aren't backing down an inch even after the death of the little troll?

Ooooh, so they're calling them "Short Range Missiles" now, instead of "Long range missiles capable of reaching the US mainland".   :rotf:

Funny what diminishing expectations will do for ya...  :lmao:
Title: Re: North Korean leader Kim Jong Il has died at 69,
Post by: Gina on December 19, 2011, 11:22:03 AM
:lmao: I'll bet you thought long and hard about that one!

Yep!  I can always rise to the occasion also!   I'm here to PUMP you up!  (http://thm-a01.yimg.com/nimage/94309c4e998fc28c)
Title: Re: North Korean leader Kim Jong Il has died at 69,
Post by: Mr Mannn on December 19, 2011, 11:46:36 AM
I'm surprised no one has posted this yet. Team America skewered KIM in the movie...
Here's his song:
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0W5w691w0jE[/youtube]
Title: Re: North Korean leader Kim Jong Il has died at 69,
Post by: Gina on December 19, 2011, 11:54:36 AM
on MSNBC headline   :lmao:

http://entertainment.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2011/12/19/9557865-kim-jong-il-remembered-as-team-america-star

Quote
Kim Jong Il remembered as 'Team America' star

I bet that movie chapped his hide   :lmao:
Title: Re: North Korean leader Kim Jong Il has died at 69,
Post by: Celtic Rose on December 19, 2011, 11:59:06 AM
Why are they firing missiles off now?  2 so far?  they are short range and just going into the sea.  Is there something I don't know? :mental:

Kind of makes me wonder if some of his top generals are hoping to exploit his death to be more militaristic than usual. 
Title: Re: North Korean leader Kim Jong Il has died at 69,
Post by: Chris_ on December 19, 2011, 01:33:26 PM
North Korean Labor Camps in Siberia

CNN/VICE (http://www.cnn.com/2011/12/15/world/asia/north-korean-labor-camps-in-siberia/index.html)
Title: North Koreans cry about the death of their leader
Post by: Cyrus on December 19, 2011, 01:40:28 PM
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSWN6Qj98Iw[/youtube]

Real or staged?
Title: Re: North Koreans cry about the death of their leader
Post by: Chris_ on December 19, 2011, 01:45:13 PM
Participation in your local Mourning Committee earns you an extra half-ration for the evening meal.

Unsatisfactory or inadequate expressions of grief will be punished.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4zYlOU7Fpk&feature=related[/youtube]
Title: Re: North Koreans cry about the death of their leader
Post by: Cyrus on December 19, 2011, 01:54:35 PM
Participation in your local Mourning Committee earns you an extra half-ration for the evening meal.

Unsatisfactory or inadequate expressions of grief will be punished.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4zYlOU7Fpk&feature=related[/youtube]

Koreans are a proud and strong civilization and culture. Also some of the most beautiful people on earth.
Title: North Korean Army: The best trained army in the world
Post by: Cyrus on December 19, 2011, 02:00:01 PM
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOS0_WEuYUU[/youtube]
Title: Re: North Koreans cry about the death of their leader
Post by: Gina on December 19, 2011, 02:04:29 PM
Koreans are a proud and strong civilization and culture. Also some of the most beautiful people on earth.

I am trying to think about any famous Korean supermodels.   Do you know any?
Title: Re: North Koreans cry about the death of their leader
Post by: Chris_ on December 19, 2011, 02:07:29 PM
Koreans are a proud and strong civilization and culture. Also some of the most beautiful people on earth.
Korea has been the whipping boy of southeast Asia for most of the 20th century.  When the Imperial Japanese started their 'world tour' after the Russo-Japanese war, Korea was the first stop. 

Strong?  Not quite strong enough.
Title: Re: North Koreans cry about the death of their leader
Post by: Cyrus on December 19, 2011, 02:08:08 PM
I am trying to think about any famous Korean supermodels.   Do you know any?

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yct-DiXvu94[/youtube]

Sounds like someone is jellly of Korean perfection.
Title: Re: North Koreans cry about the death of their leader
Post by: Gina on December 19, 2011, 02:10:00 PM
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yct-DiXvu94[/youtube]

Sounds like someone is jellly of Korean perfection.

Sounds like someone is spouting shit out their ass also known as their opinion and not backing shit up with facts.  Answer the ****ing question and don't respond with a smartass answer.  How about that? :bird:
Title: Re: North Koreans cry about the death of their leader
Post by: Cyrus on December 19, 2011, 02:11:13 PM
Sounds like someone is spouting shit out their ass also known as their opinion and not backing shit up with facts.  Answer the ****ing question and don't respond with a smartass answer.  How about that? :bird:

I don't know any Korean supermodels but I do know that Koreans are some of the most beautiful people in the world.

Did you know there are Korean supremacists?
Title: Re: North Koreans cry about the death of their leader
Post by: Gina on December 19, 2011, 02:13:57 PM
I don't know any Korean supermodels but I do know that Koreans are some of the most beautiful people in the world.

Did you know there are Korean supremacists?

No I didn't.  By all means, please elaborate.
Title: Re: North Koreans cry about the death of their leader
Post by: Mr Mannn on December 19, 2011, 02:19:39 PM
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSWN6Qj98Iw[/youtube]

Real or staged?
Cry or Die. That's the reality on the ground in North Korea.
Stop being such a politically correct wuss, and be thankful one of the world's most evil men has died.
Title: Re: North Koreans cry about the death of their leader
Post by: Cyrus on December 19, 2011, 02:22:25 PM
No I didn't.  By all means, please elaborate.

I have met many Koreans online who believe in Korean supremacy. I am not racist but agree that Koreans are a great people.
Title: Re: North Koreans cry about the death of their leader
Post by: Cyrus on December 19, 2011, 02:24:41 PM
Cry or Die. That's the reality on the ground in North Korea.
Stop being such a politically correct wuss, and be thankful one of the world's most evil men has died.

If South Korea is one of the biggest inventor countries and producers in science and technology imagine when North Korea is free.

Korean intellectuals will be dominating the entire world with new ideas.
Title: Re: North Korean leader Kim Jong Il has died at 69,
Post by: Eupher on December 19, 2011, 02:25:24 PM
the only problem with this situation is the uncertainty that this brings out. I can certainly imagine that the Hillary's boys and girls, and DoD, have come up with all sorts of angles as to who is going to replace KJI and the politics behind the changes, but until the critter actually is in place for awhile and exhibits some sort of history, it's largely unknown what the new critter is going to do.
Title: Re: North Korean leader Kim Jong Il has died at 69,
Post by: Cyrus on December 19, 2011, 02:33:06 PM
Beautiful Black woman talks about the cultural beauty of Koreans.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCuQTwmswrI[/youtube]
Title: Re: North Koreans cry about the death of their leader
Post by: Mr Mannn on December 19, 2011, 02:34:24 PM
If South Korea is one of the biggest inventor countries and producers in science and technology imagine when North Korea is free.

Korean intellectuals will be dominating the entire world with new ideas.
You are a slave to political correctness. South Korea is only great because they are free. Freedom brings the best out in people.

The North Korean population are brainwashed slaves who literally worship their leader. It will take generations to break the chains of their mental slavery. Fully one third of North Koreans live in brutal concentration camps.

The best view of the difference between North and South id to look at the countries from a satellite.
Here they are at night. The south is full of light and life. The North cowers in darkness.
(http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/3170/northkoreaatnightsokcho.jpg)
Title: Re: North Korean leader Kim Jong Il has died at 69,
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on December 19, 2011, 02:35:09 PM
Well, I suppose there is always the chance he could turn out to be an improvement.  I understand an uncle is actually running the show as regent, which means the new Kim is not likely to make any change felt for some time (Assuming the uncle or the Nork General Staff don't off him as an inconvenience in the meantime).
Title: Re: North Korean leader Kim Jong Il has died at 69,
Post by: a777pilot on December 19, 2011, 04:20:59 PM
I hope they have a civil war.
Title: Re: North Korean leader Kim Jong Il has died at 69,
Post by: BattleHymn on December 19, 2011, 07:33:20 PM
I just talked to my buddy from South Korea today.  He said his father (who lives in Seoul) went out and bought a bunch of toilet paper and water today.   :-) 


I asked my friend for his South Korean perspective on the new guy (Kim Jong-un).  He said that Kim Jong-un wasn't groomed up enough to transfer a legacy over, like Kim Jong-il was, and that they didn't think he was calling the shots.  I asked him what he meant.   

I didn't get much time to listen, but among many things, he said that Kim-Il Sung had many projects done (sometimes overnight, so at to make the completion of the projects appear somewhat messianic) in the name of Kim Jong-il; such as covering or building a bridge, or erecting a small dam, etc., so that many North Koreans were made to believe that only Kim Jong-il could do these wonderful things, and so the transfer from Kim-Il Sung to Kim Jong-il was easier than what he thinks the current transfer will be like. 

He also alluded to Kim Jong-un perhaps being half Japanese, which he says might be a problem, too.         
Title: Re: North Koreans cry about the death of their leader
Post by: NHSparky on December 19, 2011, 07:55:52 PM
I am trying to think about any famous Korean supermodels.   Do you know any?

I love gazin on some Grace Park...
Title: Re: North Koreans cry about the death of their leader
Post by: thundley4 on December 19, 2011, 07:57:13 PM
I love gazin on some Grace Park...

The best part of Hawaii 5-0.
Title: Re: North Koreans cry about the death of their leader
Post by: JakeStyle on December 19, 2011, 10:54:22 PM
I am trying to think about any famous Korean supermodels.   Do you know any?

I don't know if she qualifies as a supermodel, but Sung Hi Lee is pure awesome.
Title: Re: North Korean leader Kim Jong Il has died at 69,
Post by: Bondai on December 20, 2011, 11:26:31 AM
Nomo siki ah......May he burn in hell. The problem with dictator's is there is always another one in line to take the place of the one we just got rid of. :censored:
Title: Re: North Korean leader Kim Jong Il has died at 69,
Post by: Gina on December 20, 2011, 11:29:40 AM
Nomo siki ah......May he burn in hell. The problem with dictator's is there is always another one in line to take the place of the one we just got rid of. :censored:

Note there has never been a female dicktator  :p
Title: Re: North Korean leader Kim Jong Il has died at 69,
Post by: a777pilot on December 20, 2011, 11:34:53 AM
Really?  What about Sophie Friederike Auguste?
Title: Re: North Korean leader Kim Jong Il has died at 69,
Post by: Gina on December 20, 2011, 11:49:27 AM
Really?  What about Sophie Friederike Auguste?

All I see is

Quote
She was the daughter of Victor Frederick, Prince of Anhalt-Bernburg, and Albertine of Brandenburg-Schwedt (1712–1750), and married Frederick Augustus, Prince of Anhalt-Zerbst, 22 May 1764 at Ballenstedt am Harz. Due to a conflict with Prussia, Frederick Augustus had been living in exile since 1758, and the couple settled in Basel in 1765. She was in contact with Isaak Iselin and Peter Ochs and was dedicated the book "Geschichte der Stadt und Landschaft Basel" (1786). In 1780-1791, she left apart from her spouse, who moved to Luxemburg.

In 1793, her husband died childless, and his territories were divided among his relatives. The area of Jever, which allowed for female succession, was inherited by his sister Catherine the Great. Friederike was appointed regent-governor in Jever on Catherine's behalf in April 1793. She is descrived as an active regent who introduced many reforms. She was forced to resign when Jever was taken by France under Napoleon in October 1806.

She spent her remaining life with her sister Christine at Coswig Castle.

Title: Re: North Korean leader Kim Jong Il has died at 69,
Post by: a777pilot on December 20, 2011, 11:53:21 AM
Then yhou got it wrong:  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catherine_the_Great

She is or was Catherine the Great.
Title: Re: North Korean leader Kim Jong Il has died at 69,
Post by: Gina on December 20, 2011, 12:10:40 PM
Then yhou got it wrong:  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catherine_the_Great

She is or was Catherine the Great.

skimmed over that LONG ass thing, so what did she do wrong?  did I miss something? :???:
Title: Re: North Korean leader Kim Jong Il has died at 69,
Post by: DefiantSix on December 20, 2011, 12:15:20 PM
Note there has never been a female dicktator  :p

For some reason, Emelda Marcos and Corizon Aquino both come to mind.
Then Amivi Gama - Of East Timoris also ringing bells
Title: Re: North Korean leader Kim Jong Il has died at 69,
Post by: Gina on December 20, 2011, 12:16:57 PM
For some reason, Emelda Marcos and Corizon Aquino both come to mind.



the shoe ladies?
Title: Re: North Korean leader Kim Jong Il has died at 69,
Post by: a777pilot on December 20, 2011, 12:29:32 PM
skimmed over that LONG ass thing, so what did she do wrong?  did I miss something? :???:

What did you miss?  Two things: 1. She was a woman.  and 2.  She was a dictator.
Title: Re: North Korean leader Kim Jong Il has died at 69,
Post by: Gina on December 20, 2011, 12:32:19 PM
What did you miss?  Two things: 1. She was a woman.  and 2.  She was a dictator.

ah ha....just looked up my trusty Webster's and By George you are correct. 

I was associating Dictators with ruler's that committed atrocious crimes like mass murder. 

Quote
dic·ta·tor [ dík tàytÉ™r ]   
powerful ruler: a leader who rules a country with absolute power, usually by force
bossy person: somebody who is regarded as behaving in an autocratic or domineering way
authority on subject: somebody whose opinions on a subject are listened to and followed by society at large
Synonyms: ruler, tyrant, despot, autocrat, authoritarian, totalitarian
Title: Re: North Korean leader Kim Jong Il has died at 69,
Post by: DefiantSix on December 20, 2011, 12:46:15 PM
the shoe ladies?

Yeah them (well, Emelda, anyway).  There's a reason the Marcos' got their asses chased out of the Philippines and have to live out the rest of their days on Gilligans Island.
Title: Re: North Korean leader Kim Jong Il has died at 69,
Post by: Bondai on December 20, 2011, 01:17:23 PM
Note there has never been a female dicktator  :p

........only puss and boots     :lol:
Title: Re: North Korean leader Kim Jong Il has died at 69,
Post by: Mike220 on December 20, 2011, 01:56:08 PM
For some reason, Emelda Marcos and Corizon Aquino both come to mind.
Then Amivi Gama - Of East Timoris also ringing bells


I always think of Indira Gandhi during the late 70s in India.

Link (http://www.sscnet.ucla.edu/southasia/History/Independent/Indira.html)

Quote
Mrs. Gandhi's response was to declare a state of emergency, under which her political foes were imprisoned, constitutional rights abrogated, and the press placed under strict censorship. Meanwhile, the younger of her two sons, Sanjay Gandhi, started to run the country as though it were his personal fiefdom, and earned the fierce hatred of many whom his policies had victimized. He ordered the removal of slum dwellings, and in an attempt to curb India's growing population, initiated a highly resented program of forced sterilization. In early 1977, confident that she had debilitated her opposition, Mrs. Gandhi called for fresh elections, and found herself trounced by a newly formed coalition of several political parties. Her Congress party lost badly at the polls.
Title: Re: North Korean leader Kim Jong Il has died at 69,
Post by: DefiantSix on December 20, 2011, 02:01:27 PM
I always think of Indira Gandhi during the late 70s in India.

Link (http://www.sscnet.ucla.edu/southasia/History/Independent/Indira.html)


Another good one. :II:
Title: Re: North Korean leader Kim Jong Il has died at 69,
Post by: Chris_ on December 20, 2011, 03:52:20 PM
http://kimjongildroppingthebass.tumblr.com/

Someo of these are pretty good.  :rofl:
Title: Re: North Korean leader Kim Jong Il has died at 69,
Post by: a777pilot on December 20, 2011, 04:16:03 PM
http://kimjongillookingatthings.tumblr.com/
Title: Re: North Korean leader Kim Jong Il has died at 69,
Post by: FreeBorn on December 20, 2011, 04:29:14 PM
Dude man, those specs are killer!

(http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwh84wbBYB1r8bj5ko1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: North Korean leader Kim Jong Il has died at 69,
Post by: Mr Mannn on December 20, 2011, 05:28:52 PM
Note there has never been a female dicktator  :p
I understand your confusion as Hillary LOST the last election.
Title: Re: North Korean leader Kim Jong Il has died at 69,
Post by: a777pilot on December 20, 2011, 06:01:16 PM
I understand your confusion as Hillary LOST the last election.

Good one.
Title: Re: North Korean leader Kim Jong Il has died at 69,
Post by: Gina on December 20, 2011, 06:04:44 PM
I understand your confusion as Hillary LOST the last election.
She does have a dick alright
Title: Re: North Korean leader Kim Jong Il has died at 69,
Post by: Mr Mannn on December 20, 2011, 07:24:48 PM
I stand corrected...
Title: Re: North Korean leader Kim Jong Il has died at 69,
Post by: Chris_ on December 20, 2011, 07:44:29 PM
(http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff68/kayaktn/402716_333059620056831_205344452828349_1249634_1918623698_n.jpg)
Title: Re: North Korean leader Kim Jong Il has died at 69,
Post by: Chris_ on December 21, 2011, 09:34:11 AM
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The son of the late North Korean leader Kim Jong II issued his first military order shortly before the despot's death, in what was seen as a display of the young heir's control over the communist state's armed forces.

Kim Jong Un ordered all military units to stop field exercises and training and return to their bases just before his father's death was announced Monday by state media, South Korea's Yonhap News Agency reported Wednesday.

Until now South Korean intelligence officials thought Kim Jong Un had not yet taken over full control of the armed forces, the report quoted a South Korean source as saying.
Fox News (http://www.foxnews.com/world/2011/12/21/north-koreas-kim-jong-eun-flexes-muscles-with-first-military-order/#ixzz1hBSHs3XA)
Title: Re: North Korean leader Kim Jong Il has died at 69,
Post by: Eupher on December 21, 2011, 09:41:10 AM
Just a little bit of bias indicated in this story, seems to me:

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U.S. officials have held informal talks with the North Koreans. The talks took place in New York and concerned the subject of U.S. food aid to the impoverished country, a State Department official told The Wall Street Journal.

Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/world/2011/12/21/north-koreas-kim-jong-eun-flexes-muscles-with-first-military-order/#ixzz1hBTQrs5q

bolding is mine.

Maybe, just maybe, the Norks wouldn't be so f'n "impoverished" if they didn't field a million-man Army. Maybe, just maybe, the Norks wouldn't be so f'n "impoverished" and better able to feed themselves if they didn't pursue additional nuke capability.

Maybe, just maybe, our own State Department fails to understand that the Norks do not negotiate in good faith and that any effort to negotiate further with them yields results in which we (the US) look like a bunch of f'n retards.
Title: Re: North Korean leader Kim Jong Il has died at 69,
Post by: thundley4 on December 21, 2011, 09:49:41 AM
Just a little bit of bias indicated in this story, seems to me:

bolding is mine.

Maybe, just maybe, the Norks wouldn't be so f'n "impoverished" if they didn't field a million-man Army. Maybe, just maybe, the Norks wouldn't be so f'n "impoverished" and better able to feed themselves if they didn't pursue additional nuke capability.

Maybe, just maybe, our own State Department fails to understand that the Norks do not negotiate in good faith and that any effort to negotiate further with them yields results in which we (the US) look like a bunch of f'n retards.

Didn't Clinton and Albright brag about their successful negotiations with NK?
Title: Re: North Korean leader Kim Jong Il has died at 69,
Post by: Eupher on December 21, 2011, 09:51:20 AM
Didn't Clinton and Albright brag about their successful negotiations with NK?

Jeezus. Don't get me started about Madeline "Mad Dog" Albright.  :whatever:
Title: Re: North Korean leader Kim Jong Il has died at 69,
Post by: Mr Mannn on December 22, 2011, 05:07:58 PM
Just checking in to make sure Kim is still dead.
(with libs and commies, ya gotta make sure. The phrase "double tap" doesn't exist for nuthin ya know!)
Title: Re: North Korean leader Kim Jong Il has died at 69,
Post by: thundley4 on December 22, 2011, 05:15:17 PM
Just checking in to make sure Kim is still dead.
(with libs and commies, ya gotta make sure. The phrase "double tap" doesn't exist for nuthin ya know!)

He'll be voting for Obama in next years election.
Title: Re: North Korean leader Kim Jong Il has died at 69,
Post by: a777pilot on December 22, 2011, 05:30:07 PM
He'll be voting for Obama in next years election.

Well he, Kim, is a voting citizen of Cook county.
Title: Re: North Korean leader Kim Jong Il has died at 69,
Post by: JohnnyReb on December 22, 2011, 05:41:26 PM
Well he, Kim, is a voting citizen of Cook county.

Kim, good 3 letter name that most all of the Obama voters can spell/write.

Jim Kim

Tim Kim

Tom Kim

Lib Kim

Rob Kim

Bob Kim

Jay Kim

Ray Kim

Joy Kim

Roy Kim

....and the list goes on and on and on.....in Chicago.
Title: Re: North Korean leader Kim Jong Il has died at 69,
Post by: DefiantSix on December 22, 2011, 07:17:21 PM
He'll be voting for Obama in next years election.

Early and Often.  That is, after all the Commie/Socialist way...
Title: Re: North Korean leader Kim Jong Il has died at 69,
Post by: JohnnyReb on December 23, 2011, 02:40:06 AM
Early and Often.  That is, after all the Commie/Socialist way...

He will also assist in counting the votes.

North Korean leader Kim Jong Il has died at while 69-ing. Bonnie Fwank was uninjured.
Title: Re: North Korean leader Kim Jong Il has died at 69,
Post by: Chris_ on December 28, 2011, 02:42:32 PM
(http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff68/kayaktn/kim-jong-il-funeral-opt.jpg)

:mental:

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=9shSgKbdON8[/youtube]

Title: Re: North Korean leader Kim Jong Il has died at 69,
Post by: FreeBorn on December 28, 2011, 06:47:53 PM
Am I the only one seeing the massive irony in the fact that the Norks are using Lincoln Continental limousines made in the U.S.A. and not Soviet or ChiCom manufactured Zil limousines?

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/12/29/world/asia/at-funeral-of-kim-jong-il-american-made-lincoln-limousines-stand-out.html

(http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2011/12/29/world/lincoln/lincoln-articleLarge.jpg)

Russian Zil~

(http://my.net-link.net/~dcline/zil11467.jpg)
Title: Re: North Korean leader Kim Jong Il has died at 69,
Post by: Gina on December 29, 2011, 06:52:52 AM
 :lol:  How old is that thang?

And man that is a fat little ****.
Title: Re: North Korean leader Kim Jong Il has died at 69,
Post by: NHSparky on December 29, 2011, 07:05:51 AM
I was channel surfing through C-Span when they were showing this (actually rebroadcast on Chinese television).  You'd think by the wailing of the Nork announcer someone was giving her an on-air mastectomy with a chainsaw, without benefit of anesthetic.

I'm sure Jimmy Carter shed a tear or two himself, the senile old fart.
Title: Re: North Korean leader Kim Jong Il has died at 69,
Post by: JohnnyReb on December 29, 2011, 07:56:59 AM
I was channel surfing through C-Span when they were showing this (actually rebroadcast on Chinese television).  You'd think by the wailing of the Nork announcer someone was giving her an on-air mastectomy with a chainsaw, without benefit of anesthetic.

I'm sure Jimmy Carter shed a tear or two himself, the senile old fart.

I caught just a minute of the funeral on the TV news. I noticed that the front 3 or 4 rows of the crowd was crying, fainting, collaspsing something awful but back in the crowd were people that had a "Well, one down and a few more to go" look on their faces.
Title: Re: North Korean leader Kim Jong Il has died at 69,
Post by: BannedFromDU on January 02, 2012, 01:46:36 AM

     Oh, he died at 69, as in that was his AGE. Nevermind. I was thinking something else.
Title: Re: North Korean leader Kim Jong Il has died at 69,
Post by: Gina on January 03, 2012, 11:39:57 AM
     Oh, he died at 69, as in that was his AGE. Nevermind. I was thinking something else.

You were thinking that weren't ya? ----->  :yum:
Title: Re: North Korean leader Kim Jong Il has died at 69,
Post by: Wineslob on January 03, 2012, 12:15:55 PM
I caught just a minute of the funeral on the TV news. I noticed that the front 3 or 4 rows of the crowd was crying, fainting, collaspsing something awful but back in the crowd were people that had a "Well, one down and a few more to go" look on their faces.


I spotted that too. Most looked bored.
Title: Re: North Korean leader Kim Jong Il has died at 69,
Post by: Eupher on January 03, 2012, 12:17:23 PM

I spotted that too. Most looked bored.

Most likely just cold. And bored.
Title: Re: North Korean leader Kim Jong Il has died at 69,
Post by: FreeBorn on January 03, 2012, 07:14:13 PM
I caught just a minute of the funeral on the TV news. I noticed that the front 3 or 4 rows of the crowd was crying, fainting, collaspsing something awful but back in the crowd were people that had a "Well, one down and a few more to go" look on their faces.

I have the feeling that if one were to drive this limo with the giant midget portrait on top down University Ave in Berkeley Commiefornia the wailing, weeping, gesticulating, convulsing and self immolation would indeed be genuine.

There would be an unwashed mass on parade with wafting pall of patchouli and pot smoke in tow like the Pied Piper everywhere it went.

(http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff68/kayaktn/kim-jong-il-funeral-opt.jpg)
Title: Re: North Korean leader Kim Jong Il has died at 69,
Post by: Mr Mannn on January 10, 2012, 11:49:00 PM
I know DU raged that the nation morned over the loss of Ronald Reagan. They hated that he was beloved.

YET this is exactly the kind of state funeral Democrats would love to foist on us: compelled attendence, compelled morning, and deification of the elite. Obama is the kind of guy to put his face in a giant billboard like the one above...now I think about it, I would not need to be compelled to attend a liberal funeral like this, but I may get in trouble for the popcorn.

Carter looks to be next...anyone up for tailgating?

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=CNG.de1b6202342d998e00eb801ac291148e.b41&show_article=1
Carter 'pleased' with Egypt polls what an ass. He learned NOTHING from Iran.
Title: Re: North Korean leader Kim Jong Il has died at 69,
Post by: DefiantSix on January 11, 2012, 12:14:48 AM
I know DU raged that the nation morned over the loss of Ronald Reagan. They hated that he was beloved.

YET this is exactly the kind of state funeral Democrats would love to foist on us: compelled attendence, compelled morning, and deification of the elite. Obama is the kind of guy to put his face in a giant billboard like the one above...now I think about it, I would not need to be compelled to attend a liberal funeral like this, but I may get in trouble for the popcorn.

Carter looks to be next...anyone up for tailgating?

If you bring a keg, and I bring a keg, we may just have enough beer on hand to render proper respects to the ol' boy. :popcorn:
Title: Re: North Korean leader Kim Jong Il has died at 69,
Post by: NHSparky on January 11, 2012, 10:40:44 AM
Carter 'pleased' with Egypt polls what an ass. He learned NOTHING from Iran.

Or Venezuela.