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The boy primitive writes from an alternate universe
« on: April 13, 2010, 08:16:36 AM »
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We should be proud of the fact that the teabaggers and freepers hate us. 

I consider it a test of our character.

There are people in this world who will always be wrong and are completely unredeemable. The Freepers and the Teabaggers are people who have gone totally out of their way to be wrong on just about every issue. And, in some ways, that is a GOOD THING!

DUers are people who value truth above lives, facts over fantasy, justice over injustice, tolerance over intolerance, compassion over selfish greed and decency over blind hatred. We also have this tendency to think that people would come to their senses IF they opened their minds and saw things from a factual and intelligent perspective. Knowing that we have the capacity to think for ourselves and independently come our own conclusions, it's only natural that that some of us think this as a universal trait.

It's an admirable supposition and yes, that's what we are wont to do. However unfortunately, freepers and teabaggers are incapable of doing this at all, as they are completely governed by fear and hatred and a dependence on authoritarian mind control, i.e., Beck, Hannity, Limbaugh and Fox News.

I'm sorry, but to think that they'd come to their senses when given the benefit of our approach to any given situation is the height of naivety.

They have made a conscious decision to be a bunch of cowardly, hateful, wrong-headed morons. And the fact that these good-for-nothing, low-browed half-wits have taken upon themselves to be so blindly and fervently opposed to mere common sense and decency should be a surefire sign that, (a) we must be doing something right and (b) they're all hopeless causes.

I don't make it a habit of checking in with them to gauge every decision and position, knowing full well that their bitching and moaning is coming from the depths of their own cluelessness. I do find that their bullshit does come in handy from time to time. This is because I prefer to think of them as sociological reverse barometers.

It's as simple as that.

Now, since these are suckers who are continually and faithfully falling for the lies of Hannity, Beck, Limbaugh and Fox News; do we actually think that it's a good idea for these people, who are so willingly stupid, to actually like us?

Of course, not.

Should we waste our precious time trying to get these hopeless brain donors to stop being the hateful ****wits that they so gladly are?

Definitely, NOT!

Look, these fools are going to have to be taken, kicking and screaming, into a world that being fixed from the ****upness of their Republican masters. Frankly, I take this as a good sign that they're not happy about this situation at all.

Now, whether we all agree or disagree that things are going right or wrong, at least most of us approach these viewpoints from a more factual perspective, firmly rooted in our core values of peace, justice, equality and basic common sense. How WE mix it up amongst ourselves is not an issue in regards to how the teabaggers and freepers view us.

But, as long as those wrong-headed assholes take it upon themselves to oppose all what we know is right, then we should take it as faith that we're doing at least something right.

Rather than trying to be their unwilling saviors, I'm convinced that DU's role must be that of a vanguard against all the wrongness that they go out of their way to promote.

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 :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf:

This was so funny I couldn't pass it up.  A primitive who consistently spews hatred towards America and can't tie his shoes without a 50,000 page gov't manual telling him how now tries to convince himself and his fellow primitives that they're something more than leeches on society and are worthy of more than being pointed and laughed at by descent people.  The boy must be pressing to make the Top 10 in 2010.

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Re: The boy primitive writes from an alternate universe
« Reply #1 on: April 13, 2010, 08:24:43 AM »
It always amazes me the irony of their posts proclaiming themselves so loving and decent yet every other sentence contains an insult and put down to all who disagree with them.

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Re: The boy primitive writes from an alternate universe
« Reply #2 on: April 13, 2010, 08:53:46 AM »
I read a story this morning--may have been at RedState, but I don't really remember--about a Dem congresscritter from New jersey, who is being primaried by a Tea Party-endorsed Democrat.  Put that in your bong and smoke it, DUmb****s . . .
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Re: The boy primitive writes from an alternate universe
« Reply #3 on: April 13, 2010, 08:58:56 AM »
DUmmie says....DUers are people who value truth above lives, facts over fantasy, justice over injustice, tolerance over intolerance, compassion over selfish greed and decency over blind hatred.

 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

DUmmie should be a TV comedy writer.
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Re: The boy primitive writes from an alternate universe
« Reply #4 on: April 13, 2010, 09:52:47 AM »
DUmmie says....DUers are people who value truth above lives, facts over fantasy, justice over injustice, tolerance over intolerance, compassion over selfish greed and decency over blind hatred.

 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

DUmmie should be a TV comedy writer.

Or, you know, given psychotropic meds and locked in a padded room.  That's usually what they do with those with such a poor grasp of reality.

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Re: The boy primitive writes from an alternate universe
« Reply #5 on: April 13, 2010, 10:08:32 AM »
What a hateful post.

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Until they come to their senses, I firmly believe that some tough love is the best way to approach them.
 

Do NOT approach me with tough love or anything else. 

And these people wonder why we aren't fallling all over ourselves to give them a free ride off our backs?  Go to Hell, DUmmies, one and all.  I hate you back. 

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Re: The boy primitive writes from an alternate universe
« Reply #6 on: April 13, 2010, 10:20:01 AM »
Are they giving away Projectors at McDonalds? I didn't get one with my cup of coffee. If that was a CCer writing about liberals, they'd be 100% right.
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Re: The boy primitive writes from an alternate universe
« Reply #7 on: April 13, 2010, 11:24:05 AM »
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DUers are people who value truth above lives, facts over fantasy, justice over injustice, tolerance over intolerance, compassion over selfish greed and decency over blind hatred...They have made a conscious decision to be a bunch of cowardly, hateful, wrong-headed morons. And the fact that these good-for-nothing, low-browed half-wits have taken upon themselves to be so blindly and fervently opposed to mere common sense and decency...their bitching and moaning is coming from the depths of their own cluelessness...these are suckers...do we actually think that it's a good idea for these people, who are so willingly stupid, to actually like us...Should we waste our precious time trying to get these hopeless brain donors to stop being the hateful ****wits...these fools are going to have to be taken...at least most of us approach these viewpoints from a more factual perspective, firmly rooted in our core values of peace, justice, equality and basic common sense...those wrong-headed assholes

It's just too easy. Seriously, that much blatant stupidity, hypocrisy, and irony in one post, one only has to repeat their own words. No commentary needed.

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Re: The boy primitive writes from an alternate universe
« Reply #8 on: April 13, 2010, 11:49:05 AM »
I wonder where Lamond found that. The absence of ebonics rules out any possibility that he wrote it.

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Re: The boy primitive writes from an alternate universe
« Reply #9 on: April 13, 2010, 11:52:25 AM »
It always amazes me the irony of their posts proclaiming themselves so loving and decent yet every other sentence contains an insult and put down to all who disagree with them.

I also noticed the exact same thing.  If you say on one hand that you're "truthful, factual, interested in justice, toleranant, compassionate, decent, open minded, factual, and intelligent," and then turn around and declare how much you hate those who disagree with you, you've automatically just told everyone that you're not anything like you just claimed to be.  This is way over the boy primitive's tiny little head.

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Re: The boy primitive writes from an alternate universe
« Reply #10 on: April 13, 2010, 12:47:34 PM »
He my be content to live without our respect and admiration but he makes no effort to live without our money.
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Re: The boy primitive writes from an alternate universe
« Reply #11 on: April 13, 2010, 12:50:16 PM »
Jeeze can't anyone ever say anything without havin to write a frikkin book?


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Re: The boy primitive writes from an alternate universe
« Reply #12 on: April 13, 2010, 12:54:33 PM »
He my be content to live without our respect and admiration but he makes no effort to live without our money.

Details, details . . .  :whatever:
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Re: The boy primitive writes from an alternate universe
« Reply #13 on: April 13, 2010, 03:20:43 PM »
It's a fairly well established fact, and I've seen this even written about by several intelligent and honest liberals (few of which you would find at DU, of course), that the vast majority self-styled "progressives" like Mr. Scorpio and his ilk at the DU sewer are astoundingly clueless when it comes to actually knowing what conservatives are saying or their rationale behind it. They don't listen to the "hate radio" they condemn. They've never watched Hannity, Beck, O'Reilly or the other TV pundits they roundly criticize, they read no further than the headline in a news story about a conservative or an opinion piece written by one in order to pass judgement and they don't have an inkling about what actually is said or goes on at a meeting of conservative activists. They even childishly attempt to manipulate what news channel is on the TV of various waiting rooms.

They get all their information about the Right from a narrow collection of "alternative" news sites, liberal blogs, fellow travelers such as Olbermann and Maddow, or other, equally vacuous popular culture moonbats such as Michael Moore, Janeane Garofolo or George Clooney, who they uncritically accept as being infallible. Dogmatic in the extreme, they refuse to even countenance opposing arguments. Witness how at DU they so zealously ban those who don't toe the line and label them as disrupters, even when their arguments are quite civil and reasonable. Boycotts are called for against sponsors of conservative viewpoints in the media. Speakers at universities are shouted down or blocked entirely from appearing. Laws are called for to silence conservative voices by expanding the interpretation of hideous "hate crime" legislation. Links to back up their assertions are often from their own web site. Discussions started by conservatives at neutral web sites are met with handwaving and ad hominem attacks. They seek to exclude the input of vast swaths of U.S. citizens as evidenced by their assertions that men should have no say in the abortion debate and that those not actively serving in the military shouldn't have their pro-defense views acknowledged. Elections which they lose are attributed to some unseen and unproven cabal of people manipulating voting machines. Inconvenient polling numbers are the result of biased pollsters. Their own long term posters who occasionally point out factual errors in one screed or another are subject to accusations of "defending" the conservative who is the subject of the diatribe.

Yet for all their insularity and their doctrinaire approach to politics, they feel they have a bead on what is in "the best interests" of all other U.S. citizens. Those who wish to decide for themselves what those self interests are are labeled as ignorant or brainwashed. Minority citizens who don't march in lockstep with their ideals are branded as self-loathing, sold out turncoats and are to be discounted. They are steeped in the delusion that they somehow represent the mainstream and that their political losses are purely the result of their politicians not pushing far enough into the fringes of Leftist governing.

In short, the modern Far Left, as represented by Mr. Scorpio and his merry band, are a case study in delusional, grandiose, narcissistic and paranoid thought. Entertaining, to be sure, but about as relevant and meaningful to normal people as the jars of formaldehyde-pickled oddities one encounters in the sideshows of a gypsy carnival, and about as insightful as the same.  
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Re: The boy primitive writes from an alternate universe
« Reply #14 on: April 13, 2010, 07:00:08 PM »
In short, the modern Far Left, as represented by Mr. Scorpio and his merry band, are a case study in delusional, grandiose, narcissistic and paranoid thought. Entertaining, to be sure, but about as relevant and meaningful to normal people as the jars of formaldehyde-pickled oddities one encounters in the sideshows of a gypsy carnival, and about as insightful as the same.

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Re: The boy primitive writes from an alternate universe
« Reply #15 on: April 13, 2010, 08:00:39 PM »
Pickled Woody?   :tongue:
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Re: The boy primitive writes from an alternate universe
« Reply #16 on: April 13, 2010, 08:38:59 PM »
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Re: The boy primitive writes from an alternate universe
« Reply #17 on: April 13, 2010, 09:11:55 PM »
That's the biggest pant load I have read in quite some time...good grief. :mental:
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Re: The boy primitive writes from an alternate universe
« Reply #18 on: April 14, 2010, 01:14:40 AM »
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We should be proud of the fact that the teabaggers and freepers hate us.

I consider it a test of our character.

There are people in this world who will always be wrong and are completely unredeemable. The Freepers and the Teabaggers are people who have gone totally out of their way to be wrong on just about every issue. And, in some ways, that is a GOOD THING!

DUers are people who value truth above lives, facts over fantasy, justice over injustice, tolerance over intolerance, compassion over selfish greed and decency over blind hatred. We also have this tendency to think that people would come to their senses IF they opened their minds and saw things from a factual and intelligent perspective. Knowing that we have the capacity to think for ourselves and independently come our own conclusions, it's only natural that that some of us think this as a universal trait....

I think this is supposed to be "truth above LIES", but other than that, swap out "freepers and teabaggers" for "DUmmies and Dimrats" and you'd have the DUmp and their inhabitants to a T....

Not to mention DUmmies couldn't grasp the truth if it were their asses and they had both hands in their back pockets....
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Re: The boy primitive writes from an alternate universe
« Reply #19 on: April 14, 2010, 01:17:42 AM »
That's the biggest pant load I have read in quite some time...good grief. :mental:

There's enough "organic fertilizer" there to supply the needs of agriculture worldwide for the next 100 years.... 

If ignorance and stupidity were bliss, these people (and I use that term loosely) would be approaching sainthood....
Murphy's 3rd Law:  "You can't make anything 'idiot DUmmie proof'.  The world will just create a better idiot DUmmie."

Liberals are like Slinkys.  Basically useless, but they do bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs...
 
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