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Re: Primitives compile a how-to on identifying Tea Partiers in Missouri
« Reply #25 on: January 11, 2012, 04:29:52 AM »
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Re: Primitives compile a how-to on identifying Tea Partiers in Missouri
« Reply #26 on: January 11, 2012, 07:24:29 AM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on January 10, 2012, 11:11:23 PM
Fool.
I have an American flag on my dashboard and carry a gun.  I guess that's the only "sign" I give to DUmmies.

Two things, Jess . . 

1)  You carry the gun on your dashboard? :o

2)  You don't give them these signs? :evilbird: :redbird: :bird:
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Re: Primitives compile a how-to on identifying Tea Partiers in Missouri
« Reply #27 on: January 11, 2012, 08:10:39 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on January 11, 2012, 07:24:29 AM
Two things, Jess . . 

1)  You carry the gun on your dashboard? :o

2)  You don't give them these signs? :evilbird: :redbird: :bird:

No, the gun is usually on my passenger seat while driving.  I wouldn't be able to draw if it was in my holster in the car because the seat belt is in the way.  If it was on the dashboard, it would slide across and fall on the floor.  lol

The only thing on my dashboard is my little American flag.

I don't flip the bird anymore.  I usually roll down my window and tell them they suck at whatever it is they suck at (like using a turn signal or just driving in general).
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Re: Primitives compile a how-to on identifying Tea Partiers in Missouri
« Reply #28 on: January 11, 2012, 11:51:42 PM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on January 09, 2012, 09:38:14 PM
I'm content to let them keep thinking such a thing.  :evillaugh:


Exactly, we are the *extinct* Tea Party that took over 645 state legislature seats nationwide in 2010, and that was only our trial run.  We just got started.  That was a tidal wave.  2012 will be an tsunami.
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Re: Primitives compile a how-to on identifying Tea Partiers in Missouri
« Reply #29 on: January 12, 2012, 04:53:32 AM »
I'm having a problem, a big problem, with this whole deal, and was waiting to see if anyone else noticed.

The Die alte Sau posted this on Monday, January 9.  She alleges she was at the opening session of the Missouri legislature "yesterday."

Which would've been Sunday, January 8.

I'm not aware that legislative bodies do business on Sundays, excepting under extraordinary circumstances.

I'll bet the Die alte Sau read it in the newspapers, and got sloppy with dates.

BY THE WAY--the Die alte Sau and Pamela are not the same primitives.  There seems to be some confusion here, as both are teachers from Kansas.  Pamela is the stupid one, the Die alte Sau the bitter, angry, hate-filled one.
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Re: Primitives compile a how-to on identifying Tea Partiers in Missouri
« Reply #30 on: January 12, 2012, 04:57:25 AM »
Oooopsy.

Now I take it back.

The Die alte Sau posted this on Thursday, January 5, and so "yesterday" would've been Wednesday, January 4.

My apologies to the Die alte Sau for the error.

I'm going to have to send my fellow alum Skins another g-mail requesting that he get the elusive enigmatic Elad busy on making the "date-stamps" of comments on Skins's island tranferrable in copy-and-paste, as it used to be with the old Skins's island.
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Re: Primitives compile a how-to on identifying Tea Partiers in Missouri
« Reply #31 on: January 12, 2012, 10:59:13 AM »
Quote from: franksolich on January 12, 2012, 04:53:32 AM

BY THE WAY--the Die alte Sau and Pamela are not the same primitives.  There seems to be some confusion here, as both are teachers from Kansas.  Pamela is the stupid one, the Die alte Sau the bitter, angry, hate-filled one.

Come on, coach, it isn't that simple! Your descriptions are accurate, but in addition to being incredibly stupid, Pam's also bitter and angry. And the bitter, angry, squinty, hate-filled P2bDUmb is also extremely stupid. It's easy to see how a casual observer might be confused.

One could think of Pam as the product of a genetic accident, a chromosomal cluster****, as it were. Her freakishness has biology at its root, and she's as entertaining as a carnival sideshow.

Proud2BDUmb Anne is simply an evil, hateful person, far more worthy of contempt than Pam, but also far less interesting.
Her value to the human race is zero.
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Re: Primitives compile a how-to on identifying Tea Partiers in Missouri
« Reply #32 on: January 12, 2012, 11:36:13 AM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on January 12, 2012, 10:59:13 AM
Proud2BDUmb Anne is simply an evil, hateful person, far more worthy of contempt than Pam, but also far less interesting.
Her value to the human race is zero.

You are such a generous fellow, I would have gone into the negative numbers on that one.
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