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Title: UK election: What are the chances the exit polls are wrong?
Post by: dutch508 on December 12, 2019, 09:25:47 PM
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Star Member Tiggeroshii (9,185 posts)
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UK election: What are the chances the exit polls are wrong?
Last edited Thu Dec 12, 2019, 09:19 PM - Edit history (9)

I get it, they haven't been off by more than 5 seats since they were put in use. But the turnout was unprecedented at historic proportions. Could that effect the accuracy of the exit polls, assuming the formulas were based on previous election turnout?

Holding out hope with a hopeless outcome.

Edit: Early counting shows labour with 36 seats to tory's 32, SNP 3,dup 1 PC 1

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Star Member Tiggeroshii (9,185 posts)

2. It feels a little bit like it did for us in 2016:

The candidate that wasnt supposed to win was winning from the very beginning. Hope that holds out the end!

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Star Member octoberlib (11,029 posts)

3. From what I'm seeing on Twitter, it's worse.

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Star Member Tiggeroshii (9,185 posts)

4. Are the seats being called for Tory, ones that shouldn't have??

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Star Member octoberlib (11,029 posts)

6. Yep. A journalist got a text from a Labour politician saying they’d lost a traditional Labor stronghold by the name of Redcar. Labor supporters in the North flipped to the Brexit Party.

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Star Member marlakay (6,548 posts)

9. Just talked to my friend in Belfast

She said the people in England are too stupid to be allowed to vote. I said sounds like a bunch in my country.

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abqtommy (2,027 posts)

13. What are the chances that the vote wasn't tampered with? asking for a friend

I have no doubt the Liberals cheated like crazy.

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Amishman (1,859 posts)

15. looking to be much worse than predicted

An acquaintance in England is giving me occasional updates. Their media is stunned and calling a conservative landslide. He mentioned Darlington as a traditional Labour stronghold that appears to be flipping and thought of as previously unthinkable.

He is saying that their odd first past the post system is resulting in seats disproportionate to the Tories actual percentage of support from the overall populace. He also said that Corbyn is extremely unpopular personally and proposed too much nationalization at a time which things that are already nationalized do not work well. Also that those who have mixed feelings towards brexit (which is apparently fairly common) are skewing hard for the conservatives as they believe the government should honor the brexit vote from a few years ago.

Sounds like a combination of bad issues specific to their political situation

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Star Member mia (6,556 posts)

16. Does Putin pee in the UK plains?

Elections everywhere can be compromised.

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Star Member brooklynite (56,452 posts)

18. Actual vote tallies: Conservative +2%; Labour -10%

Reality sucks, but fantasy conspiracy theories are worse...

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Star Member Tiggeroshii (9,185 posts)

20. What conspiracy theories?

Labour's getting their asses handed to them as projected.

Yes. Lie to the people continually, treat them like shit, lie some more, call then all racists for not letting the shitholes of the world dump their trash into your cities, lie some more, arrest citizens for making a joke, lie and lie and lie... and maybe the people won't like you much = Stunned DUmpmonkiez.

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Title: Re: UK election: What are the chances the exit polls are wrong?
Post by: USA4ME on December 12, 2019, 09:46:02 PM
Amazing! Liberals have gone to great lengths over the years to promote themselves as the champions of the working class over multi-national corps. Brexit is a clear example of the working people deciding they didn't want to become servants to the EU, and the primitives chose the multi-nationals over people because they want the UK Labour Party over the Tories. They have no principles or allegiance except to root for their team regardless of the positions they hold.

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Title: Re: UK election: What are the chances the exit polls are wrong?
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on December 12, 2019, 10:14:36 PM
Schadenboner status...still looking perky.
Title: Re: UK election: What are the chances the exit polls are wrong?
Post by: Zathras on December 13, 2019, 12:52:29 AM
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Star Member marlakay (6,548 posts)

9. Just talked to my friend in Belfast

She said the people in England are too stupid to be allowed to vote. I said sounds like a bunch in my country.

Yeah. Here in America we call them Liberals, Progressives and Democrats.
Title: Re: UK election: What are the chances the exit polls are wrong?
Post by: 67 Rover on December 13, 2019, 07:43:41 AM
Amazing! Liberals have gone to great lengths over the years to promote themselves as the champions of the working class over multi-national corps. Brexit is a clear example of the working people deciding they didn't want to become servants to the EU, and the primitives chose the multi-nationals over people because they want the UK Labour Party over the Tories. They have no principles or allegiance except to root for their team regardless of the positions they hold.

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Meh, the UK Labour party just needs a name change like the progressives, democrats, socialists ,liberals socialist democrats etc. here in the U.S. oh and don't forget to lie about what you really stand for at least until you win the election.
Title: Re: UK election: What are the chances the exit polls are wrong?
Post by: DLR Pyro on December 13, 2019, 07:57:17 AM
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Star Member mia (6,556 posts)

16. Does Putin pee in the UK plains?

Elections everywhere can be compromised.

And there it is folks.  Russia interfered again, this time to thwart the DUmmie's utopia plans for the UK.



Title: Re: UK election: What are the chances the exit polls are wrong?
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on December 13, 2019, 08:13:54 AM
And there it is folks.  Russia interfered again, this time to thwart the DUmmie's utopia plans for the UK.




Hillary is making that claim already.
Title: Re: UK election: What are the chances the exit polls are wrong?
Post by: SVPete on December 13, 2019, 08:38:15 AM
Melting: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRH2yr4y7Wg
Title: Re: UK election: What are the chances the exit polls are wrong?
Post by: ADsOutburst on December 13, 2019, 09:25:57 AM
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UK election: What are the chances the exit polls are wrong?
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What are the chances that the vote wasn't tampered with? asking for a friend
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Does Putin pee in the UK plains?

Elections everywhere can be compromised.
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Title: Re: UK election: What are the chances the exit polls are wrong?
Post by: 67 Rover on December 13, 2019, 09:43:50 AM
And there it is folks.  Russia interfered again, this time to thwart the DUmmie's utopia plans for the UK.

I am beginning to think Johnathan Gruber was correct when he made his infamous comment .  :(
Title: Re: UK election: What are the chances the exit polls are wrong?
Post by: jukin on December 13, 2019, 01:09:16 PM
Schadenboner status...still looking perky.

My schadenboner has a ten second radio delay.
Title: Re: UK election: What are the chances the exit polls are wrong?
Post by: Wineslob on December 13, 2019, 01:33:20 PM
Still trying to figure out why I should care?
Title: Re: UK election: What are the chances the exit polls are wrong?
Post by: Ptarmigan on December 13, 2019, 06:38:51 PM
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Star Member Tiggeroshii (9,185 posts)
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UK election: What are the chances the exit polls are wrong?
Last edited Thu Dec 12, 2019, 09:19 PM - Edit history (9)

I get it, they haven't been off by more than 5 seats since they were put in use. But the turnout was unprecedented at historic proportions. Could that effect the accuracy of the exit polls, assuming the formulas were based on previous election turnout?

Holding out hope with a hopeless outcome.

Edit: Early counting shows labour with 36 seats to tory's 32, SNP 3,dup 1 PC 1

Polls are meaningless.
Title: Re: UK election: What are the chances the exit polls are wrong?
Post by: Aristotelian on December 15, 2019, 02:44:00 PM
The unveiling of the exit poll on Channel 4 News in a thing of beauty - they're the worst of the leftist media over here, and seeing the pain on the faces of 'neutral' reporters is just delicious.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1RB_H8glVg
Title: Re: UK election: What are the chances the exit polls are wrong?
Post by: Aristotelian on December 15, 2019, 02:46:30 PM
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Star Member marlakay (6,548 posts)

9. Just talked to my friend in Belfast

She said the people in England are too stupid to be allowed to vote. I said sounds like a bunch in my country.

Funnily enough, having good solid working class folk hearing comments like this from the left didn't exactly go down well with them...obviously the leftists need to double down and tell them that they're stupid racists even more.