So I've got you one better...
One of my far left acquaintances, who had disowned me as a friend because I refused to bow to the DemonRat Party, taking his groceries to his apartment, was in a good mood today.
He had just spent $2.80 per gallon for gas. He said that he remembers when under Biden that he had paid $3.50 per gallon which was made even toughen because he'd often get mugged by illegals. Then he said that he had come around to the big evil orange guy and would vote for him if he'd run again.
Okay, okay, my story isn't great, but that pile of steaming crap that the DUmbass made up didn't give me much to work with.