My eyes just rolled into the next zip code.
Did your eyes get a speeding ticket?
Apple has been moving its Airpods and iPhone production from China to India. Should DUpipo celebrate Apple's prices not going up? Or should DUpipo boycott Apple for not sticking with China in defiance of the
Bad Orange Man?
Along similar lines, Hoka manufactures in Vietnam and New Balance manufactures in Indonesia
(I've checked my shoes of those brands). Celebrate or boycott?
BTW, the

is fiction, satire about what the aptly-named
lame54 believes will happen.