100% Self inflicted cruel and unusual punishment. Your banker will politely pretend your call isn't stupid... If he/she can hold it together until you hang up..
"Sir, these posts are 100 percent automated via ACH, and the workflows often depend on other batches that are running concurrently, but more specifically they may post at different times based on sizes of batches, time of month, and so on. What's that? No, there is not a man with a green visor and a hand stamp, depositing checks as he pleases, so I can't tell you if he's a MAGAt. ACH stands for Automating Clearing House. No, it doesn't stand for Aggravated Conspiratorial Hold. The issue could be one of updating the database that populates the screen you're refreshing. That happens sometimes when there is an update or some other process running on the bank's side. No, Elon Musk has nothing to do with that. I know because I'm sure. We have information security protocols pursuant to, among other things, SOC2 and PCI, so it's not possible for an outsider to observe the flow of funds. Because I know it. Because that's how the bank operates, and always has. Sir...if you would just...let me assure you...
LISTEN MOTHER****ER, NO ONE GIVES A COUNTRY **** IN HELL ABOUT YOUR PATHETIC SOCIAL SECURITY PAYMENT THAT LANDED RIGHT ON TIME ANYWAY. "