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Re: Levi Johnston Blows His Cover
« Reply #1 on: November 17, 2009, 06:08:04 PM »
Dude, will someone just make this waste of flesh just go the hell away already?

6 months before he does his first gay pron.  Any bets?
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Re: Levi Johnston Blows His Cover
« Reply #2 on: November 17, 2009, 06:10:46 PM »
Dude, will someone just make this waste of flesh just go the hell away already?

6 months before he does his first gay pron.  Any bets?

I was not aware he was enlisting in the Navy.
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Re: Levi Johnston Blows His Cover
« Reply #3 on: November 17, 2009, 06:12:43 PM »
LOL! I thought this was going to be his Playgirl photos. Not that I would be interested in that. :-)
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Re: Levi Johnston Blows His Cover
« Reply #4 on: November 17, 2009, 06:13:24 PM »
I was not aware he was enlisting in the Navy.

Only because he wasn't ghey enough to be a Ranger.  Besides, someone has to play bilge bitch besides the airedales--right, Thor?

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Re: Levi Johnston Blows His Cover
« Reply #5 on: November 17, 2009, 06:14:19 PM »
Dude, will someone just make this waste of flesh just go the hell away already?

6 months before he does his first gay pron.  Any bets?

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Re: Levi Johnston Blows His Cover
« Reply #6 on: November 19, 2009, 02:17:13 AM »
He'll not only be doing gay videos ,he'll probably be doing it Bukkakke style too.
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Re: Levi Johnston Blows His Cover
« Reply #7 on: November 27, 2009, 12:55:42 AM »
This one?:


or the yellow-bellied one?:


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Re: Levi Johnston Blows His Cover
« Reply #8 on: November 27, 2009, 01:00:30 AM »
This one?:


or the yellow-bellied one?:




No matter how attractive he may be...the looks are not enough to compensate for the lack of functioning brain cells resulting in a complete turn off.... :loser:
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Re: Levi Johnston Blows His Cover
« Reply #9 on: November 27, 2009, 01:04:32 AM »


No matter how attractive he may be...the looks are not enough to compensate for the lack of functioning brain cells resulting in a complete turn off.... :loser:

Hee, hee!

Not even if he were in a nice shade of Hulking green:


or early 80s boy-toy posterization:



What about a nice shade of Demon-crat blue?: