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Bad news Ptarmy. Sarah is in league with the bunnies.
« on: September 21, 2008, 06:11:13 PM »
Oh nos!  Sarah Palin as a youngster in secret conspiracy with Bugs, Peter, and all the other evil bunnies to eradicate Ptarmigans.   Here the evildoer is seen with the corpses of two innocent ptarmagans.  (From the London Daily Mail)
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Re: Bad news Ptarmy. Sarah is in league with the bunnies.
« Reply #1 on: September 25, 2008, 08:35:46 PM »
The ptarmigans Palin is holding were killed by a bunny who went to Hell.
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Re: Bad news Ptarmy. Sarah is in league with the bunnies.
« Reply #2 on: September 28, 2008, 12:09:22 AM »
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Re: Bad news Ptarmy. Sarah is in league with the bunnies.
« Reply #3 on: October 03, 2008, 08:33:41 PM »
The rabbit, though it chews the cud, does not have a split hoof; it is unclean for you.
-Leviticus 11:6

Rabbits are mockers and scoffers of God. They spit at God and say **** you to God Almighty to wage this war against ptarmigans. God will punish all bunnies in the form diseases of destruction. God punishes bunnies for killing ptarmigans. 
« Last Edit: October 03, 2008, 08:40:04 PM by Ptarmigan »
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Re: Bad news Ptarmy. Sarah is in league with the bunnies.
« Reply #4 on: October 04, 2008, 09:24:10 PM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on October 03, 2008, 08:33:41 PM
The rabbit, though it chews the cud, does not have a split hoof; it is unclean for you.
-Leviticus 11:6

Rabbits are mockers and scoffers of God. They spit at God and say **** you to God Almighty to wage this war against ptarmigans. God will punish all bunnies in the form diseases of destruction. God punishes bunnies for killing ptarmigans. 

Dude, whatever it is that you have that is causing this malady of yours has it's cute moments, but using Mosaic kosher commandments to bolster it is running headlong into blasphemy.
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Re: Bad news Ptarmy. Sarah is in league with the bunnies.
« Reply #5 on: October 04, 2008, 10:46:37 PM »
Quote from: wasp69 on October 04, 2008, 09:24:10 PM
Dude, whatever it is that you have that is causing this malady of yours has it's cute moments, but using Mosaic kosher commandments to bolster it is running headlong into blasphemy.

The truth is painful isn't it. I am proving what God is saying about bunnies. Bunnies are worthy of death for persecuting ptarmigans. God is not watching His creation get exterminated and persecuted by mockers of God. Bunnies are the blasmphmers and haters of God. God will deal with bunnies in harsh and swift manner.
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Re: Bad news Ptarmy. Sarah is in league with the bunnies.
« Reply #6 on: October 05, 2008, 02:08:52 PM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on October 04, 2008, 10:46:37 PM
The truth is painful isn't it. I am proving what God is saying about bunnies. Bunnies are worthy of death for persecuting ptarmigans. God is not watching His creation get exterminated and persecuted by mockers of God. Bunnies are the blasmphmers and haters of God. God will deal with bunnies in harsh and swift manner.

And you need shock therapy.
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Re: Bad news Ptarmy. Sarah is in league with the bunnies.
« Reply #7 on: October 05, 2008, 02:14:19 PM »
Quote from: wasp69 on October 05, 2008, 02:08:52 PM
And you need shock therapy.

Hell no, I don't. I speak the truth of God about bunnies. God is my witness. Bunny haters have been painted as liars, crazies, charlatans, wackos, Fred Phelps's, etc. Their smear machine has worked well. Ask about how sharks got screwed after Jaws. No one came to the defense of sharks after Jaws and they were demonized. When Night of the Lepus came, rabbits were not demonized and exposed for what the Sodomited Damned beasts that they all are.
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Re: Bad news Ptarmy. Sarah is in league with the bunnies.
« Reply #8 on: October 07, 2008, 02:31:21 PM »
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Re: Bad news Ptarmy. Sarah is in league with the bunnies.
« Reply #9 on: October 07, 2008, 02:35:05 PM »
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Re: Bad news Ptarmy. Sarah is in league with the bunnies.
« Reply #10 on: October 09, 2008, 03:29:39 PM »
Quote from: Wineslob on October 07, 2008, 02:35:05 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKMufNi68bs

GOD STILL HATES BUNNIES!!!!!!!!
BUNNIES ARE WORTHY OF DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Bad news Ptarmy. Sarah is in league with the bunnies.
« Reply #11 on: October 09, 2008, 03:30:18 PM »
Quote from: Wineslob on October 07, 2008, 02:31:21 PM


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Have you ever read the Bible? God hates bunnies, the sodomite damned beasts that they are.
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Re: Bad news Ptarmy. Sarah is in league with the bunnies.
« Reply #12 on: October 10, 2008, 12:21:07 PM »
Quote from: wasp69 on October 04, 2008, 09:24:10 PM
Dude, whatever it is that you have that is causing this malady of yours has it's cute moments, but using Mosaic kosher commandments to bolster it is running headlong into blasphemy.

Actually, I like his commitment to the tragedy of ptarmigans from the bunny hoards.
I had never heard of ptarmigans before joining CU.
Now, I have them for dinner at least once a month..... :evillaugh:
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Re: Bad news Ptarmy. Sarah is in league with the bunnies.
« Reply #13 on: October 10, 2008, 04:48:52 PM »
Is that have them for diner or have them over for diner?
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Re: Bad news Ptarmy. Sarah is in league with the bunnies.
« Reply #14 on: October 10, 2008, 05:47:48 PM »
Quote from: PatriotGame on October 10, 2008, 12:21:07 PM
Actually, I like his commitment to the tragedy of ptarmigans from the bunny hoards.
I had never heard of ptarmigans before joining CU.
Now, I have them for dinner at least once a month..... :evillaugh:

And bunnies are still worthy of death.
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Re: Bad news Ptarmy. Sarah is in league with the bunnies.
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Re: Bad news Ptarmy. Sarah is in league with the bunnies.
« Reply #16 on: October 11, 2008, 02:51:48 PM »
*ahem*

W T  F!!!!!!!!???????????

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That is all.
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Re: Bad news Ptarmy. Sarah is in league with the bunnies.
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