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Title: BigmanPigman's time of the month
Post by: Mary Ann on July 10, 2018, 05:25:21 PM
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https://www.democraticunderground.com/12192099

 BigmanPigman (17,065 posts)


SPELL TO BIND tRump tonight 9:00 EST, 12:00 PST
Get out your orange and white candles, the TOWER card, etc. It is that time of month again.
https://extranewsfeed.com/a-spell-to-bind-donald-trump-and-all-those-who-abet-him-february-24th-mass-ritual-51f3d94f62f4

Hey, Everyone! Hop on your brooms and come on down! BYOEON. (Bring Your Own Eye Of Newt.) We'll gather around BigPig's cauldron and chant a bunch of crap. Yup, that'll do it.

(I can't believe this loon is actually a teacher.)
Title: Re: BigmanPigman's time of the month
Post by: franksolich on July 10, 2018, 05:28:16 PM
(I can't believe this loon is actually a teacher.)
  Is it possible you may have forgotten Kim Butgar, madam?
Title: Re: BigmanPigman's time of the month
Post by: 67 Rover on July 10, 2018, 05:36:36 PM
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https://www.democraticunderground.com/12192099

 BigmanPigman (17,065 posts)


SPELL TO BIND tRump tonight 9:00 EST, 12:00 PST
Get out your orange and white candles, the TOWER card, etc. It is that time of month again.
https://extranewsfeed.com/a-spell-to-bind-donald-trump-and-all-those-who-abet-him-february-24th-mass-ritual-51f3d94f62f4

The power of Christ compels you!
Title: Re: BigmanPigman's time of the month
Post by: freedumb2003b on July 10, 2018, 05:45:55 PM
Hey, Everyone! Hop on your brooms and come on down! BYOEON. (Bring Your Own Eye Of Newt.) We'll gather around BigPig's cauldron and chant a bunch of crap. Yup, that'll do it.

(I can't believe this loon is actually a teacher.)
You are in a cavern.  Your sword is slight blue telling you there are orcs nearby.  Bats are squeaking and you see their beady red eyes in the dim torch lioght.  Clerics and wizards, select a spell. If you roll 12 or more you will have to battle bats and orcs.  A 9 is onlh bats.

Roll.
Title: Re: BigmanPigman's time of the month
Post by: Happy Fun Ball on July 10, 2018, 06:01:18 PM
Lightning bolt! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_ekugPKqFw)
Title: Re: BigmanPigman's time of the month
Post by: SVPete on July 10, 2018, 06:11:50 PM
 :rotf:  :rotf:  :rotf: It's worked so well so far! :rotf:  :rotf:  :rotf:
Title: Re: BigmanPigman's time of the month
Post by: Celtic Rose on July 10, 2018, 06:25:17 PM
But Christians are the crazy backward ones.  :mental:
Title: Re: BigmanPigman's time of the month
Post by: Texacon on July 10, 2018, 06:29:22 PM
You are in a cavern.  Your sword is slight blue telling you there are orcs nearby.  Bats are squeaking and you see their beady red eyes in the dim torch lioght.  Clerics and wizards, select a spell. If you roll 12 or more you will have to battle bats and orcs.  A 9 is onlh bats.

Roll.


 :lmao:


I ain’t gonna lie, I loved that game growing up, but damn you nailed that!!

KC
Title: Re: BigmanPigman's time of the month
Post by: ChuckJ on July 10, 2018, 07:41:36 PM
If I remember correctly they cast some spells on W also. I think those must have worked because he was only able to stay in office for 8 years. Oh...wait...
Title: Re: BigmanPigman's time of the month
Post by: BlueStateSaint on July 11, 2018, 04:22:58 AM
If I remember correctly they cast some spells on W also. I think those must have worked because he was only able to stay in office for 8 years. Oh...wait...

Yeah, but they went four steps to the right and three steps to the left before dropping their pants and bending over.  This time, they're doing three steps to the left and two to the right before dropping their pants and bending over.  They think the 'spell' will happen quicker. :whistling:
Title: Re: BigmanPigman's time of the month
Post by: franksolich on July 11, 2018, 05:21:19 AM
Latest from the bigpigman:

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BigmanPigman (17,082 posts)      Tue Jul 10, 2018, 11:00 PM

20. I am going to die soon. Period.

I will be either dying bankrupt and in pain or bankrupt and not as much pain a few years later. Those are my options and I am not alone. I have called every single senator several times and congressmen hundreds of times over the past 1 1/2 years. I have the ACA with two diseases and one has a death sentence...I will lose my home, all of my savings and will die within 7 years (so I am told by my specialists). These are the facts.

I AM NOT ALONE! I had to stop teaching before I could get retirement since I got sick, too sick to teach and too sick to work to get health insur via employer. My options are dying with enormous 24/7 pain which only a series of expensive surgeries will reduce slightly until I have the next surgery. I have the ACA with tax credits and the SCOTUS will likely strike down the entire ACA with this new GOP candidate. My 84 year old parents and sibling have offered to lose their homes and savings to pay for me. That is not right. This is what the GOP wants...bankrupt and kill the sick and their families. We are not worth saving in tjeir twisted minds.

I DO want the Dems to take power ASAP so that my family will not have to go bankrupt. That is how it is. If the ACA is destroyed you will be hearing a lot from people in similar circumstances. Get prepared for it. This is reality and I face it every single day. I am still calling, writing, protesting, going to die-ins, even donating a few bucks to Planned Parenthood, the DNC, the ACLU, etc. I am figjting for the immigrants, the kids, the women, the poor, civil rights, fighting Climate Change, etc. We all must fight since our country is being attacked from within. I am proud to be a resister and will continue until I can't any longer. That is just me, my situation and if you do not agree with it that is fine. There is still free speech and freedom of expression.

(not an original post, but a comment to an original post)
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100210852537#post20

Fortitude is apparently not a common primitive trait.

Title: Re: BigmanPigman's time of the month
Post by: 67 Rover on July 11, 2018, 06:29:45 AM
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BigmanPigman (17,082 posts)      Tue Jul 10, 2018, 11:00 PM

20. I am going to die soon. Period.

I will be either dying bankrupt and in pain or bankrupt and not as much pain a few years later. Those are my options and I am not alone. I have called every single senator several times and congressmen hundreds of times over the past 1 1/2 years. I have the ACA with two diseases and one has a death sentence...I will lose my home, all of my savings and will die within 7 years (so I am told by my specialists). These are the facts.


Obviously using Omaha Steve math here.  ::)
Title: Re: BigmanPigman's time of the month
Post by: FlaGator on July 11, 2018, 07:14:33 AM
All that chanting and spell casting and Hillary wasn't as crowned supreme leader the next day? I can't believe it!
Title: Re: BigmanPigman's time of the month
Post by: SVPete on July 11, 2018, 08:05:18 AM
Latest from the bigpigman:

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BigmanPigman (17,082 posts)      Tue Jul 10, 2018, 11:00 PM

20. I am going to die soon. Period.

I will be either dying bankrupt and in pain or bankrupt and not as much pain a few years later. Those are my options and I am not alone. I have called every single senator several times and congressmen hundreds of times over the past 1 1/2 years. I have the ACA with two diseases and one has a death sentence...I will lose my home, all of my savings and will die within 7 years (so I am told by my specialists). These are the facts.

I AM NOT ALONE! I had to stop teaching before I could get retirement since I got sick, too sick to teach and too sick to work to get health insur via employer. My options are dying with enormous 24/7 pain which only a series of expensive surgeries will reduce slightly until I have the next surgery.

(not an original post, but a comment to an original post)
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100210852537#post20

Fortitude is apparently not a common primitive trait.

He's been making this claim for at least 13 months. (https://conservativecave.com/cave/index.php?topic=114910.msg1403678#msg1403678) I won't go so far as to claim he's faking this claim, though that is possible, given ethics of that sort on DU are pretty slippery. But taking his claims at face value, that he is in pain, that surgery can affect it at least to some degree, and his DU-Name taken together suggest that BigPig has a severe and chronic Knife, Fork, and Spoon Control issue that permanently injured his back.

His quasi-Wiccan post explains the anti-Christian bigotry he expressed in at least one of his posts preserved elsewhere here in the DUmpster. Having seen churches embrace and assist families in dire medical circumstances, going Christian-hating-occultist looks to be another of his choices that has served him ill.
Title: Re: BigmanPigman's time of the month
Post by: franksolich on July 11, 2018, 08:35:20 AM
I won't go so far as to claim he's faking this claim, though that is possible, given ethics of that sort on DU are pretty slippery. But taking his claims at face value, that he is in pain, that surgery can affect it at least to some degree, and his DU-Name taken together suggest that BigPig has a severe and chronic Knife, Fork, and Spoon Control issue that permanently injured his back.

His quasi-Wiccan post explains the anti-Christian bigotry he expressed in at least one of his posts preserved elsewhere here in the DUmpster. Having seen churches embrace and assist families in dire medical circumstances, going Christian-hating-occultist looks to be another of his choices that has served him ill.

Great analysis there, sir.
Title: Re: BigmanPigman's time of the month
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on July 11, 2018, 09:44:25 AM
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This is reality and I face it every single day. I am still calling, writing, protesting, going to die-ins, even donating a few bucks to Planned Parenthood, the DNC, the ACLU, etc. I am figjting for the immigrants, the kids, the women, the poor, civil rights, fighting Climate Change, etc. We all must fight since our country is being attacked from within.
But...cannot...work...hmmm... :bs:
Title: Re: BigmanPigman's time of the month
Post by: Old n Grumpy on July 11, 2018, 10:38:22 AM
Pig man, drop oyur drawers, bend way over and blow some smoke up your ass. That will work
Title: Re: BigmanPigman's time of the month
Post by: SVPete on July 11, 2018, 10:41:52 AM
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BigmanPigman (17,082 posts)      Tue Jul 10, 2018, 11:00 PM

20. I am going to die soon. Period.

I will be either dying bankrupt and in pain or bankrupt and not as much pain a few years later. ... I have the ACA with two diseases and one has a death sentence...I will lose my home, all of my savings and will die within 7 years (so I am told by my specialists). ...
...
.... This is reality and I face it every single day. I am still calling, writing, protesting, going to die-ins, even donating a few bucks to Planned Parenthood, the DNC, the ACLU, etc.

Ummmmmm ... if he's "facing bankruptcy", why is he donating money he should be using for his own healthcare? Especially to organizations like Planned Parenthood and the ACLU, who are utterly and completely irrelevant to his own healthcare? This borders on bankruptcy fraud.
Title: Re: BigmanPigman's time of the month
Post by: Zathras on July 11, 2018, 10:48:05 AM
I wish these DUmbasses who say they're dying would hurry up and get it over with. I'm tired of these idiots stealing our oxygen.
Title: Re: BigmanPigman's time of the month
Post by: SVPete on July 11, 2018, 11:23:24 AM
I wish these DUmbasses who say they're dying would hurry up and get it over with. I'm tired of these idiots stealing our oxygen.

IKR? :hi5:
Title: Re: BigmanPigman's time of the month
Post by: Mary Ann on July 11, 2018, 11:25:55 AM
Ummmmmm ... if he's "facing bankruptcy", why is he donating money he should be using for his own healthcare? Especially to organizations like Planned Parenthood and the ACLU, who are utterly and completely irrelevant to his own healthcare? This borders on bankruptcy fraud.
Well, see, WE are supposed to be paying for his/her healthcare. So far, we aren't expected to totallyfund PP, the DNC, or the ACLU. So far . . .
Title: Re: BigmanPigman's time of the month
Post by: Skul on July 11, 2018, 01:12:02 PM
But...cannot...work...hmmm... :bs:

While I can certainly understand your frustration and anger, please consider what he had written below.
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I AM NOT ALONE! I had to stop teaching before I could get retirement since I got sick, too sick to teach and too sick to work ...
Well now mister Fiddy sir, how eager are you to have this pos go back to work? :-)
Personally, I wouldn't want him to be anywhere near children, regardless of their age.
Just die quickly Pigfart, and take that worthless sweaty neckbeard with you.:bird:
Title: Re: BigmanPigman's time of the month
Post by: BadCat on July 11, 2018, 01:20:11 PM
While I can certainly understand your frustration and anger, please consider what he had written below.Well now mister Fiddy sir, how eager are you to have this pos go back to work? :-)
Personally, I wouldn't want him to be anywhere near children, regardless of their age.
Just die quickly Pigfart, and take that worthless sweaty neckbeard with you.:bird:

Careful my friend, he'll put a spell on you too.
Title: Re: BigmanPigman's time of the month
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on July 11, 2018, 01:28:26 PM
While I can certainly understand your frustration and anger, please consider what he had written below.Well now mister Fiddy sir, how eager are you to have this pos go back to work? :-)
Personally, I wouldn't want him to be anywhere near children, regardless of their age.
Just die quickly Pigfart, and take that worthless sweaty neckbeard with you.:bird:

If he has the energy and capacity to do the protesting he should be able to find a job or jobs instead of being a parasite. He reminds of me of  Segway-boy Jeremy Ryan. He was on SSI because he was too unable to work but had no problem hanging out at the WI state house protesting all day,  on numerous days, during the ACT 10 protests.
https://www.channel3000.com/news/local-news/segway-boy-faces-felony-drug-trafficking-charges/213815161
Title: Re: BigmanPigman's time of the month
Post by: Celtic Rose on July 11, 2018, 03:05:56 PM
I’d like to point out that the reason he is not eligible Social Security is because the liberal California Teacher’s Union has its employees contributing to CalPERS instead of Social Security. Nothing at all to do with Republicans or President Trump
Title: Re: BigmanPigman's time of the month
Post by: SVPete on July 11, 2018, 03:33:11 PM
BigPig is a Californian?
Title: Re: BigmanPigman's time of the month
Post by: aetherbane on July 11, 2018, 04:23:07 PM
But...cannot...work...hmmm... :bs:

Unfortunately, I have an acquaintance who is on public assistance and "cannot get a job" due to "back issues".  He's tech-trained, no reason why he can't do something non-physical.

And yes, flaming leftist.
Title: Re: BigmanPigman's time of the month
Post by: Celtic Rose on July 11, 2018, 04:41:15 PM
BigPig is a Californian?

Per his response about SSDI on the thread

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30. As a teacher in CA I never contributed to Social Security
Title: Re: BigmanPigman's time of the month
Post by: Zathras on July 11, 2018, 04:51:05 PM
The DUmmys must be shopping for their spell components at the same place Wile E. Coyote, Super Genius, goes to get his Road Runner & Wascally Wabbit catching supplies. They both have the same amount of success in their endeavors.
Title: Re: BigmanPigman's time of the month
Post by: 67 Rover on July 11, 2018, 05:16:43 PM
But...cannot...work...hmmm... :bs:

PTSD you know. ::)
Title: Re: BigmanPigman's time of the month
Post by: SVPete on July 11, 2018, 05:40:54 PM
Per his response about SSDI on the thread

Thanks. Since he opted out of Social Security he should be whining at the CTA.
Title: Re: BigmanPigman's time of the month
Post by: Karin on July 11, 2018, 09:50:04 PM
Every damn month they gather to put a spell on Trump.   :rotf:  It's like the spell is in reverse.  Or it gets put on FB and prayers go out to reverse it.  Whatever you believe. 
Title: Re: BigmanPigman's time of the month
Post by: 67 Rover on July 12, 2018, 06:23:41 AM
Every damn month they gather to put a spell on Trump.   :rotf:  It's like the spell is in reverse.  Or it gets put on FB and prayers go out to reverse it.  Whatever you believe.

Well as long as they do not resort to the nuclear option of spelling impeach on the beach. I shudder to think what would happen if that were unleashed.
Title: Re: BigmanPigman's time of the month
Post by: Movie buff- The Sequel on July 12, 2018, 08:29:25 AM
You'd think they'd learn after all the dozens of times he and his devil- worshiper friends have tried this in the past, each time a failure. And yet, they have the gall to claim that Christians are the ones whose beliefs are stupid, backwards, and out- of- touch with reality.
Trump and his family are Christians, and they have millions of Christians nationwide praying for them. As such, they are protected by the one true God, who is infinitely stronger than the foul, demonic spirits the devil- worshipers send against them.
Title: Re: BigmanPigman's time of the month
Post by: 67 Rover on July 12, 2018, 08:31:39 AM
You'd think they'd learn after all the dozens of times he and his devil- worshiper friends have tried this in the past, each time a failure. And yet, they have the gall to claim that Christians are the ones whose beliefs are stupid, backwards, and out- of- touch with reality.
Trump and his family are Christians, and they have millions of Christians nationwide praying for them. As such, they are protected by the one true God, who is infinitely stronger than the foul, demonic spirits the devil- worshipers send against them.

Just say Hillary and save the keystrokes.
Title: Re: BigmanPigman's time of the month
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on July 12, 2018, 08:36:21 AM
Every damn month they gather to put a spell on Trump.   :rotf:  It's like the spell is in reverse.  Or it gets put on FB and prayers go out to reverse it.  Whatever you believe. 
I heard that Trump casts a more powerful spell before the lefties cast their's. It goes something like "I am rubber you are glue..."
Title: Re: BigmanPigman's time of the month
Post by: Mary Ann on July 12, 2018, 08:48:32 AM
I heard that Trump casts a more powerful spell before the lefties cast their's. It goes something like "I am rubber you are glue..."

 :lmao:
Title: Re: BigmanPigman's time of the month
Post by: Movie buff- The Sequel on April 21, 2020, 08:29:33 AM
Booting this back up because I was reminded of this ludicrous thread, and clicking on the equally ludicrous extranewsfeed link the DUmmy included about the ritual (If you have a VERY strong stomach, check out its link within describing their ritual for invoking Hekate in the name of "Reproductive rights"; It is freaking disgusting and asinine) revealed that they have a scheduled repeat of the "Binding ritual" planned for tonight.
It'll then be funny to see tomorrow when nothing has happened to Trump or anyone associated with him, yet another failure for them. The devil worshipers will be further stymied by the fact that the quarantines and self- isolation will make it harder for them to find neighborhood pets or children to use as "Blood offerings" for their rituals.
Title: Re: BigmanPigman's time of the month
Post by: Mary Ann on April 21, 2020, 09:39:49 AM
Booting this back up because I was reminded of this ludicrous thread, and clicking on the equally ludicrous extranewsfeed link the DUmmy included about the ritual (If you have a VERY strong stomach, check out its link within describing their ritual for invoking Hekate in the name of "Reproductive rights"; It is freaking disgusting and asinine) revealed that they have a scheduled repeat of the "Binding ritual" planned fo r tonight.
It'll then be funny to see tomorrow when nothing has happened to Trump or anyone associated with him, yet another failure for them. The devil worshipers will be further stymied by the fact that the quarantines and self- isolation will make it harder for them to find neighborhood pets or children to use as "Blood offerings" for their rituals.
I wonder if they can gather 'round the cauldron while maintaining social distancing.
Title: Re: BigmanPigman's time of the month
Post by: 67 Rover on April 21, 2020, 10:03:38 AM
I wonder if they can gather 'round the cauldron while maintaining social distancing.

He turned me into a Newt!
Title: Re: BigmanPigman's time of the month
Post by: Movie buff- The Sequel on April 21, 2020, 10:45:18 AM
He turned me into a Newt!
Did you get better?
Title: Re: BigmanPigman's time of the month
Post by: SVPete on April 21, 2020, 11:29:15 AM
Two years and counting ... four more years! Four more years! Four more years! Four more years! :rotf:
Title: Re: BigmanPigman's time of the month
Post by: Texacon on April 21, 2020, 11:54:20 AM
Something I learned recently; BigmanPigman ... is a woman!

KC
Title: Re: BigmanPigman's time of the month
Post by: Zathras on April 21, 2020, 03:55:17 PM
Hey, Everyone! Hop on your brooms and come on down! BYOEON. (Bring Your Own Eye Of Newt.) We'll gather around BigPig's cauldron and chant a bunch of crap. Yup, that'll do it.

(I can't believe this loon is actually a teacher.)

Yeah, a teacher who has absolutely no clue how time zones work.