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Offline franksolich

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primitives discuss bacon cookies
« on: September 24, 2009, 08:29:40 PM »
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Oh my.

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The empressof all   (1000+ posts)        Mon Sep-21-09 04:00 PM
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BACON COOKIES!!!

OK, I'm not ready to give up on the chocolate chips but I'd make these. Though I'd be sure to use the real BACON!

Bacon, Cereal, and Orange Juice Breakfast Cookies

- makes 12 big cookies -

Ingredients

1/2 cup butter, room temperature
1/2 cup brown sugar
1 egg
2 tablespoons thawed frozen orange juice concentrate
1 tablespoon grated orange peel
1 1/4 cups flour
1 teaspoon baking powder
6 strips bacon or v****e bacon, cooked very crisp, drained and crumbled (I used v****e bacon and it worked just fine)
1/2 cup Grape-Nuts

Procedure

1. Preheat oven to 350°F.

2. In a medium bowl, beat together butter, sugar, egg, orange juice concentrate and peel, until light and fluffy. Add flour and baking powder, beating until well blended.

3. Stir in bacon and cereal, stirring only until incorporated.

4. Using an ice cream scoop (I used a big one), drop 3 inches apart on ungreased baking sheets.

5. Bake for 10 to 15 minutes or until edges are golden. Remove cookies from sheets while still warm and cool on racks.

http://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2009/09/bacon-cereal...

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Tab  (1000+ posts)        Mon Sep-21-09 04:45 PM
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1. Is this gross, or seriously yummy?
 
Could go either way.

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hippywife  (1000+ posts)        Mon Sep-21-09 07:50 PM
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2. I dunno...while I get the salty and sweet thing, I'm not trying them.

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Warpy  (1000+ posts)        Tue Sep-22-09 12:28 PM
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7. While I confess a certain fascination along with the sensation of smoky grease caught in the back of my throat on reading this one, I wonder if bacon scones might actually be good.

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grasswire  (1000+ posts)      Tue Sep-22-09 12:57 PM
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8. can't be any worse than bacon maple bars..

....and those have a pretty big following at Voodoo Donuts.

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The empressof all   (1000+ posts)        Thu Sep-24-09 04:44 PM
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13. I just had to tell you all!

I'm cooking the bacon right now.....Guess what I'm making this afternoon. I just got back from the store with the grapenuts and OJ.

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The empressof all   (1000+ posts)        Thu Sep-24-09 07:00 PM
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14. DANGER DANGER

I have entered carb overload....

I got Thirteen really large cookies from this batch. I'm working on my second one while they are still warm. They are FRICKEN delicious. Orangy and crunchy and soft and chewie all at the same time. Strong Butter undertones with a hit of yummy salty bacon in every bite. If you like the sweet and salty thing...This one is a keeper. 
apres moi, le deluge

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Re: primitives discuss bacon cookies
« Reply #1 on: September 24, 2009, 11:46:10 PM »
You forgot to edit that last quote box!

There is a y***y in there... the horrors

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Re: primitives discuss bacon cookies
« Reply #2 on: September 24, 2009, 11:49:34 PM »
the recipe sounds good until the bacon and grape nuts were added....

just in case the greasy bacon doesn't make your lower intestinal tract go into overdrive...the grape nuts will make sure!!!.... :o
Just hand over the chocolate...back away slowly...far away....and you won't get hurt....

Save the Earth... it's the only planet with chocolate.

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A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands.

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Re: primitives discuss bacon cookies
« Reply #3 on: September 25, 2009, 05:50:06 AM »
May as well just eat a box of this..



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Re: primitives discuss bacon cookies
« Reply #4 on: September 25, 2009, 05:53:36 AM »
May as well just eat a box of this..




I think that company could have benefitted from a marketing study  :thatsright:

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Re: primitives discuss bacon cookies
« Reply #5 on: September 25, 2009, 06:05:06 AM »
Those sound incredible!  I am going to make them.
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Re: primitives discuss bacon cookies
« Reply #6 on: September 25, 2009, 06:06:54 AM »
I think that company could have benefitted from a marketing study  :thatsright:

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Re: primitives discuss bacon cookies
« Reply #7 on: September 25, 2009, 07:56:33 AM »
BACON????????  :hyper:  :hyper:

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Re: primitives discuss bacon cookies
« Reply #8 on: September 25, 2009, 09:43:36 AM »
Those sound incredible!  I am going to make them.

oh good....I'm curious as to what they really taste like and trust your opinion! :bow:
Just hand over the chocolate...back away slowly...far away....and you won't get hurt....

Save the Earth... it's the only planet with chocolate.

"My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I've finished two bags of M&M's and a chocolate cake. I feel better already." – Dave Barry

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands.

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Re: primitives discuss bacon cookies
« Reply #9 on: September 25, 2009, 09:57:39 AM »
mmmmmm..... bacon
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Re: primitives discuss bacon cookies
« Reply #10 on: September 25, 2009, 10:40:11 AM »
Those sound incredible!  I am going to make them.

Agree. Remember the Homer Simpson Rule:

"There's no food that cannot be improved by adding bacon bits and melted cheese."

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Re: primitives discuss bacon cookies
« Reply #11 on: September 25, 2009, 03:12:58 PM »
BACON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: primitives discuss bacon cookies
« Reply #12 on: September 25, 2009, 03:14:39 PM »
Agree. Remember the Homer Simpson Rule:

"There's no food that cannot be improved by adding bacon bits and melted cheese."



All hail Baconius ruler of Baconia!

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Re: primitives discuss bacon cookies
« Reply #13 on: September 25, 2009, 03:20:12 PM »
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