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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: Eupher on October 22, 2022, 09:29:24 AM
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From the new Babylon Bee social media platform "Not the Bee" ---
• Do you think sheep know when you’re pulling the wool over their eyes?
• Does the person who inventories sheep often fall asleep on the job?
• If you can’t make a silk purse from a sow’s ear, what can you make with it?
• What do pigs say when they don’t want to do something? Would it be, “Yeah, when humans fly?”
• What do sheep count when they can’t get to sleep?
• Why do we call them Guinea pigs when they’re neither from Guinea nor are they pigs?
• Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?
• Why is it that the first thing we try to do after killing a pig is to cure it?
• Would a small pig be called a hamlet?
• If we make sweaters out of a sheep’s hair, what do sheep use to make sweaters?
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From the new Babylon Bee social media platform "Not the Bee" ---
• Do you think sheep know when you’re pulling the wool over their eyes?
<snip> <snip> <snippety snip> :-)
• Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?
Funny catch, Mr. E ... :clap: :clap:
But in reality, I don't ever have "Deep thoughts" about pigs, nor sheep. I don't, I don't. :-)
However, the question "Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?" made me laugh out loud ...
'Cause I know for sure not to wash anything made of wool, and prefer to send it to the dry cleaners!
Thanks for my morning laugh! :hi5:
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Funny catch, Mr. E ... :clap: :clap:
But in reality, I don't ever have "Deep thoughts" about pigs, nor sheep. I don't, I don't. :-)
However, the question "Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?" made me laugh out loud ...
'Cause I know for sure not to wash anything made of wool, and prefer to send it to the dry cleaners!
Thanks for my morning laugh! :hi5:
My pleasure, darlin'! :-)
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My pleasure, darlin'! :-)
Thanks Euph!
Have a good night! Is *my* fave night of the week ...
Is my night off :yahoo:
I don't have to cook dinner, we either eat out, order in, or Mr. ABC BBQs something for us.
About to eat now ~ ABC
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Funny catch, Mr. E ... :clap: :clap:
But in reality, I don't ever have "Deep thoughts" about pigs, nor sheep. I don't, I don't. :-)
However, the question "Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?" made me laugh out loud ...
'Cause I know for sure not to wash anything made of wool, and prefer to send it to the dry cleaners!
Thanks for my morning laugh! :hi5:
Clearly you haaaave to send the sheep to the dry cleaners!
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Clearly you haaaave to send the sheep to the dry cleaners!
Ha! Ha! Clever! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
+1 for you Freedom!