"No, no, that preacher guy today."
"Oh! You mean Jeremiah Wright? Well let me ask you this? Do you agree with everything I say in the pulpit" (I'm a minister)?(sic)
"No I guess not. But if you started spouting "G-d DAMN America, I'd probably have to hold the congregation back from stoning you with the hymnals. The fact that Obama characters has a 20 year association with that "church" disqualifies him as far as I'm concerned. Understand the difference?"
"Would you want people judging you by my words and actions and assuming you agree with me 100% of the time?"
"No I guess not. But that's why I'd be only a long gone memory in your church if you had crap like that to say. I know about judgments - they are a two-way street, so sticking with you would be my poor judgment and I would deserve the scorn of others."
"Let me send you a link to a speech I think you'll get a real kick out of. I'm sure you'll love it!"
"Please don't bother. I am not an idiot. I'm probably twice as up-to-date as you are on anything political. Bye-bye!"