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DUmmy balantz Sniffs Out GOP Plans
« on: September 03, 2008, 09:04:24 PM »
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balantz  (1000+ posts)      Wed Sep-03-08 09:36 PM
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Are They Gonna Steal It Again?!
Edited on Wed Sep-03-08 09:37 PM by balantz
The Dems have the votes to win, just like in 2000 and just like in 2004.

With McCain alone another stolen election could not be shoved down our throats, but by "making history" with a Palin choice for VP they now have the excuse they need to steal it once again.

Election reform never happened, the poll numbers cannot be trusted, and Palin will get McCain's vote numbers up just enough to make a steal look legit.

Do you think they're gonna do it again, and Palin is their cover?!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3917441

Sorry, DUmmy balantz, they do not "have the votes to win".

According to the latest Diebold software update, the democrat ticket will come close in several key states, but fall short, and will fall far short in electoral votes. There is currently a glitch in the programming that allows osamabama to win the state of Alabama, but that is a problem with voice recognition, and will be corrected before the election will be allowed to proceed. Rove's plan for 2008 requires voice recognition capability in Diebold equipment, to allow vote flipping to be executed by voice command during the tabulating process. This will prevent any detection of "technicians" working inside the machines on Election Day. The new programming is being rolled out in all states at this time. There was initially some fear of the opposition discovering and revealing these activities, but they, fortunately for us, stopped their investigations at a point only $10 short of success. Only DUmmy balantz has deduced most of our planning, but his warnings will almost certainly be ignored, due to his being well known as an incredibly stupid individual.


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Re: DUmmy balantz Sniffs Out GOP Plans
« Reply #1 on: September 03, 2008, 09:09:54 PM »
And it would have worked, too, if it wasn't for those meddling kids and their stupid dog!

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Re: DUmmy balantz Sniffs Out GOP Plans
« Reply #2 on: September 03, 2008, 09:18:06 PM »
And it would have worked, too, if it wasn't for those meddling kids and their stupid dog!

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Re: DUmmy balantz Sniffs Out GOP Plans
« Reply #3 on: September 03, 2008, 10:05:40 PM »
And it would have worked, too, if it wasn't for those meddling kids and their stupid dog!

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Not That dog! You've been hanging out with DUmmies again haven't you?
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