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I'll have Dr. Fauci mount my tires
« on: January 17, 2022, 03:07:16 PM »
This so totally happened...

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Mon Jan 17, 2022, 01:03 PM
Duncanpup (9,404 posts)


Guy at tire dealership told me we don't need vaccines
I said fine cancel the work just toss tires in the bed of pickup I’ll take them to dr fauci and have him mount and balance them.
Life in Pennsylvania rural magastan I was only one with mask In waiting area and just **** it.

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2. I don't know why people are so eager to show how ignorant they are

preach it...

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64. Honestly, I believe it more that they'd rather be right about their conservatism ...
then admit that Democrats are correct on just about all subjects.
In this case, admitting that we don't need vaccines, he/she is looking for confirmation about their beliefs.

 :lol:

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46. They're hoping for either validation
if speaking to a fellow ignoramus, or pissing off the sane among us.
Win-win!

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Re: I'll have Dr. Fauci mount my tires
« Reply #1 on: January 17, 2022, 03:37:41 PM »
Unless more than half of what led up to this :bouncy: was omitted because it makes Duncanpup look like the idiot and jerk he is, it's fiction. Seriously, what tire dealership dude randomly holds forth both vaccines to a near stranger? This sentence from the DU-post, "Life in Pennsylvania rural magastan I was only one with mask In waiting area and just **** it," suggests to me that Duncanpup went full Mask Nazi and got his ass handed to him with his tail still tucked.
If, as anti-Covid-vaxxers claim, https://www.poynter.org/fact-checking/2021/robert-f-kennedy-jr-said-the-covid-19-vaccine-is-the-deadliest-vaccine-ever-made-thats-not-true/ , https://gospelnewsnetwork.org/2021/11/23/covid-shots-are-the-deadliest-vaccines-in-medical-history/ , The Vaccine is deadly, where in the US have Pfizer and Moderna hidden the millions of bodies of those who died of "vaccine injury"? Is reality a Big Pharma Shill?

Millions now living should have died. Anti-Covid-Vaxxer ghouls hardest hit.

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Re: I'll have Dr. Fauci mount my tires
« Reply #2 on: January 17, 2022, 03:40:49 PM »
Unless more than half of what led up to this :bouncy: was omitted because it makes Duncanpup look like the idiot and jerk he is, it's fiction. Seriously, what tire dealership dude randomly holds forth both vaccines to a near stranger? This sentence from the DU-post, "Life in Pennsylvania rural magastan I was only one with mask In waiting area and just **** it," suggests to me that Duncanpup went full Mask Nazi and got his ass handed to him with his tail still tucked.

 I agree... it's fiction and low quality fiction at that.

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Re: I'll have Dr. Fauci mount my tires
« Reply #3 on: January 17, 2022, 03:46:12 PM »
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Guy at tire dealership told me we don't need vaccines
I said fine cancel the work just toss tires in the bed of pickup  I’ll take them to dr fauci and have him mount and balance them.

Assuming this is actually true, if the DUmmy thought he won, he didn't. 

The tire store still got the sale for the tires and he now has to find someone to mount and balance the tires which will probably charge you more in labor than that tire store who sold you the tires and probably won't come with any type of road hazard warranty.

Well done DUmmy!  you sure showed them who is the smartest DUmmy in the tire shop.
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Re: I'll have Dr. Fauci mount my tires
« Reply #4 on: January 17, 2022, 03:52:03 PM »
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64. Honestly, I believe it more that they'd rather be right about their conservatism ...
then admit that Democrats are correct on just about all subjects.
In this case, admitting that we don't need vaccines, he/she is looking for confirmation about their beliefs.

The bolded is literally DU's raison d'etre.


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Re: I'll have Dr. Fauci mount my tires
« Reply #5 on: January 17, 2022, 04:23:26 PM »
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Guy at tire dealership told me we don't need vaccines
I said fine cancel the work just toss tires in the bed of pickup I’ll take them to dr fauci and have him mount and balance them.

Won't Mrs. Fauci object? :rimshot:  :bolt:
If, as anti-Covid-vaxxers claim, https://www.poynter.org/fact-checking/2021/robert-f-kennedy-jr-said-the-covid-19-vaccine-is-the-deadliest-vaccine-ever-made-thats-not-true/ , https://gospelnewsnetwork.org/2021/11/23/covid-shots-are-the-deadliest-vaccines-in-medical-history/ , The Vaccine is deadly, where in the US have Pfizer and Moderna hidden the millions of bodies of those who died of "vaccine injury"? Is reality a Big Pharma Shill?

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Re: I'll have Dr. Fauci mount my tires
« Reply #6 on: January 17, 2022, 06:13:48 PM »
Unless more than half of what led up to this :bouncy: was omitted because it makes Duncanpup look like the idiot and jerk he is, it's fiction. Seriously, what tire dealership dude randomly holds forth both vaccines to a near stranger? This sentence from the DU-post, "Life in Pennsylvania rural magastan I was only one with mask In waiting area and just **** it," suggests to me that Duncanpup went full Mask Nazi and got his ass handed to him with his tail still tucked.

And he wants fauci to remove the tires from his ass!! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Working in a tire center would be better than having fauci where he is.
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Re: I'll have Dr. Fauci mount my tires
« Reply #7 on: January 18, 2022, 12:26:05 AM »
I wouldn't trust Fauci to cat-sit for me, much less mount and balance my tires.

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Re: I'll have Dr. Fauci mount my tires
« Reply #8 on: January 18, 2022, 03:27:23 AM »
Prior to posting this OP time/date stamped on Mon Jan 17, 2022, 01:03 PM he posted this OP time/date stamped on Mon Jan 17, 2022, 06:59 AM:

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These stupid ****s mad at fauci and not TFG A rant.

A conversation I overheard this morning at the bakery from two ladies sitting in the dining area fauci knew fauci needs to go to prison.

 You would think any normal person in thought would be pissed off at trump for ****ing up pandemic saying it’s hoax.

You would think that they would be mad over tfg saying let’s stick a UV lite up inside of you or how about bleach.

So disgusting that we live amongst people that are easily persuaded that are unable to think clearly for their selves.

I stayed quiet didn’t get involved in the conversation were never going to get out of the pandumbic of misinformation and brainwashing. 

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100216255569

Appears he's been having Fauci fantasies all day long.  Also, pretty funny that he repeats three different media fabrications about Trump and says that people are unable to think for themselves, are swallowing misinformation and are being brainwashed.  Maybe he should use Google to find out just how much the news distorted Trump's response to COVID.

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Re: I'll have Dr. Fauci mount my tires
« Reply #9 on: January 18, 2022, 05:31:35 AM »

I believe it more that they'd rather be right about their conservatism ...
then admit that Democrats are correct on just about all subjects.


Just about.  But not on proper adjective-placement in a pejorative sentence.

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Re: I'll have Dr. Fauci mount my tires
« Reply #10 on: January 18, 2022, 08:42:49 AM »
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we are never going to get out of the pandumbic of misinformation and brainwashing.
So long as people like you still believe cloth chin diapers and lockdowns do any good we won't. 
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Re: I'll have Dr. Fauci mount my tires
« Reply #11 on: January 18, 2022, 08:43:37 AM »
It would be more believable if he had lipped off to the two ladies at the bakery and stayed quiet with the tire salesman--slightly more believable, though still obviously 100% make-believe.
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Re: I'll have Dr. Fauci mount my tires
« Reply #12 on: January 18, 2022, 08:59:58 AM »
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You would think any normal person in thought would be pissed off at trump for ****ing up pandemic saying it’s hoax.

You would think that they would be mad over tfg saying let’s stick a UV lite up inside of you or how about bleach.

1. The SARS-CoV-2 virus was circulating in the US at least 1-2 months before anyone outside of China knew it existed.

2. Trump did not call Covid-19 or the SARS-CoV-2 virus a hoax.

* PolitiFact: https://www.politifact.com/article/2020/oct/08/ask-politifact-are-you-sure-donald-trump-didnt-cal/

* FactCheck.org: https://www.factcheck.org/2020/04/democratic-ad-twists-trumps-hoax-comment/

* WashPost Fact Checker: https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2020/09/18/biden-ad-isolates-wrong-trump-comments-coronavirus/

* Snopes: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/trump-coronavirus-rally-remark/

* AP Fact Check: https://apnews.com/article/virus-outbreak-election-2020-ap-fact-check-elections-joe-biden-27c3a9106153bef4084802ab6ca539f9

Here is video of the relevant Trump Campaign rally on GoogTube, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbwCjL7HC1c . And for those not willing to sit through however much of Trump's >1 hour speech necessary get to the relevant portion, here is a transcript, https://www.rev.com/blog/transcripts/donald-trump-charleston-south-carolina-rally-transcript-february-28-2020 .

3. WRT the "UV Lite", it's an endoscopic device created by Cedars-Sinai hospital, who is partnering with Aytu BioScience to take it through the FDA testing process, https://apnews.com/press-release/accesswire/b44f4531071e6204023f7b8e16f59d4b . It is currently still undergoing testing. Note the April 20, 2020 date on that AP press release.

As to "bleach", here is a transcript of the relevant April 23, 2020 press conference, https://www.rev.com/blog/transcripts/donald-trump-coronavirus-press-conference-transcript-april-23 :

29:46 - At this point Trump talked about using light as a disinfectant;

34:05 - At this point a reporter, not Trump, mentioned bleach for the first time in the conference; Trump made clear that they were talking about disinfecting surfaces such as counter tops, not about injections.

I think I tracked down the April 23 press conference info over a year ago, and saved it in a text file. Since then I've had opportunity here and elsewhere to post it as a response to people like DUmmie Duncanpup parroting the Dems' moldy lie about what Trump said. I tracked down the "Hoax" info this morning - it wasn't hard - and it too is now saved in the same file. DUmmies are fact-averse, so I expect further opportunities to rub their snouts in their lies.

Y'all can feel to use the info posted above whenever/wherever it chances to suit you. It's not like it's anything super-secret or super-difficult to find.
If, as anti-Covid-vaxxers claim, https://www.poynter.org/fact-checking/2021/robert-f-kennedy-jr-said-the-covid-19-vaccine-is-the-deadliest-vaccine-ever-made-thats-not-true/ , https://gospelnewsnetwork.org/2021/11/23/covid-shots-are-the-deadliest-vaccines-in-medical-history/ , The Vaccine is deadly, where in the US have Pfizer and Moderna hidden the millions of bodies of those who died of "vaccine injury"? Is reality a Big Pharma Shill?

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Re: I'll have Dr. Fauci mount my tires
« Reply #13 on: January 18, 2022, 09:31:01 AM »
Typical moonbat.  They would rather a government appointee who knows nothing about a task perform it than someone who actually knows what they are doing. 
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Re: I'll have Dr. Fauci mount my tires
« Reply #14 on: January 18, 2022, 11:24:27 AM »
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These stupid ****s mad at fauci and not TFG A rant.

A conversation I overheard this morning at the bakery from two ladies sitting in the dining area fauci knew fauci needs to go to prison.

 You would think any normal person in thought would be pissed off at trump for ****ing up pandemic saying it’s hoax.

You would think that they would be mad over tfg saying let’s stick a UV lite up inside of you or how about bleach.

So disgusting that we live amongst people that are easily persuaded that are unable to think clearly for their selves.

I stayed quiet didn’t get involved in the conversation were never going to get out of the pandumbic of misinformation and brainwashing.

The 'pandumbic' of misinformation and brainwashing consists of things like:

-Trump calling coronavirus a hoax.
-Trump telling people to drink bleach.
-Glorifying Fauci and glossing over anything questionable he ever did.

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Re: I'll have Dr. Fauci mount my tires
« Reply #15 on: January 18, 2022, 11:42:09 AM »
Prior to posting this OP time/date stamped on Mon Jan 17, 2022, 01:03 PM he posted this OP time/date stamped on Mon Jan 17, 2022, 06:59 AM:

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100216255569

Appears he's been having Fauci fantasies all day long.  Also, pretty funny that he repeats three different media fabrications about Trump and says that people are unable to think for themselves, are swallowing misinformation and are being brainwashed.  Maybe he should use Google to find out just how much the news distorted Trump's response to COVID.

It wouldn't surprise me if this duncanpoop DUmmy loses any connection with reality over his infatuation with fauci and gets hauled in by Law Enforcement after creating some sort of public scene after an altercation with a non fauci believer.. 

When they search his house they discover one room that is plastered floor to ceiling with pictures and articles about the great Saint fauci and in the center of the room there is a makeshift alter that consists of a bust of his hero wearing 2 face masks with 3 vaccination syringes at the base surrounded by lit candles.  Interviews with his neighbors all give the same story: "He was a quiet guy who pretty much stayed to himself.  Seemed like a nice guy but there was always something "different" about him.  Oh, and we often heard some sort of strange chanting coming from his house in the late hours of the night..."
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Re: I'll have Dr. Fauci mount my tires
« Reply #16 on: January 18, 2022, 01:27:41 PM »
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2. I don't know why people are so eager to show how ignorant they are.

And yet here you are posting on a website where people doing what you're complaining about is encouraged and praised.
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Re: I'll have Dr. Fauci mount my tires
« Reply #17 on: January 18, 2022, 10:05:14 PM »
From the Trump rally transcript, https://www.rev.com/blog/transcripts/donald-trump-charleston-south-carolina-rally-transcript-february-28-2020 (with copious context):

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We are stronger, we are better, but while we are building a great future, the radical left Democrats in Washington are trying to burn it all down. They have spent the last three years, and I can even go further than that, three years since the election, but we go before the election, working to erase your ballots and overthrow our democracy. But with your help, we have exposed the far left’s corruption and defeated their sinister schemes and let’s see what happens in the coming months. Let’s watch. Let’s just watch. Very dishonest people. Now the Democrats are politicizing the coronavirus, you know that right? Coronavirus, they’re politicizing it. We did one of the great jobs. You say, “How’s President Trump doing?” They go, “Oh, not good, not good.” They have no clue. They don’t have any clue. They can’t even count their votes in Iowa. They can’t even count. No, they can’t. They can’t count their votes.

Donald Trump: (07:07)
One of my people came up to me and said, “Mr. President, they tried to beat you on Russia, Russia, Russia.” That didn’t work out too well. They couldn’t do it. They tried the impeachment hoax. That was on a perfect conversation. They tried anything. They tried it over and over. They’d been doing it since you got in. It’s all turning. They lost. It’s all turning. Think of it. Think of it. And this is their new hoax. But we did something that’s been pretty amazing. We have 15 people in this massive country and because of the fact that we went early. We went early, we could have had a lot more than that. We’re doing great. Our country is doing so great. We are so unified. We are so unified. The Republican party has never ever been unified like it is now. There has never been a movement in the history of our country like we have now. Never been a movement. So a statistic that we want to talk about, go ahead. Say USA. It’s okay. USA. So a number that nobody heard of, that I heard of recently and I was shocked to hear it, 35,000 people on average die each year from the flu. Did anyone know that? 35,000, that’s a lot of people. It could go to 100,000, it could be 27,000. They say usually a minimum of 27, goes up to 100,000 people a year die. And so far we have lost nobody to coronavirus in the United States. Nobody. And it doesn’t mean we won’t and we are totally prepared. It doesn’t mean we won’t, but think of it. You hear 35 and 40,000 people and we’ve lost nobody and you wonder the press is in hysteria mode. CNN fake news and the camera just went off, the camera. The camera just went off. Turn it back on. Hey, by the way, hold it. Look at this, and honestly, all events are like this. It’s about us. It’s all about us. I wish they’d take the camera, show the arena please. They never do. They never do. They never do it. They never show the arena. You can hear it because when you hear it, that’s not 200 people. That’s not a hundred people. That’s thousands and thousands of people including people outside. You can hear it. They always show my face. See that face? They show my face. I want them to show the arena, not my face, right? How many have you been to? How many rallies have you gone?
If, as anti-Covid-vaxxers claim, https://www.poynter.org/fact-checking/2021/robert-f-kennedy-jr-said-the-covid-19-vaccine-is-the-deadliest-vaccine-ever-made-thats-not-true/ , https://gospelnewsnetwork.org/2021/11/23/covid-shots-are-the-deadliest-vaccines-in-medical-history/ , The Vaccine is deadly, where in the US have Pfizer and Moderna hidden the millions of bodies of those who died of "vaccine injury"? Is reality a Big Pharma Shill?

Millions now living should have died. Anti-Covid-Vaxxer ghouls hardest hit.