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Offline Karin

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Poopy Pants Spins a Bounce
« on: July 29, 2019, 06:51:47 PM »
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Mon Jul 29, 2019, 05:01 PM
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OMG I lost my temper with a drumpter today....I feel bad

driving to my doc office. I have to get on one bypass and merge on another. Following this slow car all the way and no way to get around it because of traffic.

Next, I enter my exit and right before exit is over the same car gets in front of me causing me to brake to avoid them hitting me. GRR

snip the play by play of traffic commentary.  Yawn

By this time, I notice the #fatdonnie sticker on their car but I am thinking I will not see them again

and I'll be ****ing damned if they didn't park right the **** beside me. By this time I am furious.

I told them if they removed the ****ing trump sticker off their piece of shit car they might figure out how to ****ing drive.



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Mon Jul 29, 2019, 05:19 PM
demtenjeep (25,844 posts)
3. usually I am pretty restrained in person because one never knows if it is a board member or

administration or a parent

but

after the 4th time I had just lost it.

doesn't help my vehicle is 4 months old and caused me to put off retirement

Just being a civilized person is not second nature to her.  She has to force it because it might be someone who could walldude her.

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Mon Jul 29, 2019, 05:25 PM
demtenjeep (25,844 posts)
7. well-I am good and protected myself

trusty Lucille is always with me

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Mon Jul 29, 2019, 05:30 PM
Tipperary (4,844 posts)
10. That is nice to know.

So you would be willing to take a bad driving experience to gunplay?

Holy crap.


Post didn't go well. 


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Offline SVPete

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Re: Poopy Pants Spins a Bounce
« Reply #1 on: July 29, 2019, 07:10:22 PM »
Maybe Pam should have left the house 5 minutes early, so that a car driving more slowly than she wanted to go would not have mattered. Speaking of how fast Pam wanted to go, what are the Las Vegas odds it was well over the speed limit?

I do get POed at other drivers on occasion during my commute, but not because of personal urgency. Sometimes people do stupid and/or unsafe stuff. My daily ambition is to not question some other driver's intelligence or species for a full day (and not cause some other driver to think the same of me, of course). However upset or not upset I get, I do not "act out" in any way, and it does not leave my car. Maybe if Pam did likewise "Lucille" would be less on her mind.
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Re: Poopy Pants Spins a Bounce
« Reply #2 on: July 30, 2019, 07:38:03 AM »
Couple of things;

1.  If this car was going so much slower than she was, how did it end up in front of her again?

2.  If you're so dumb you put off retirement so you can buy a new car ... How piss poor is her retirement plan? 

Just my opinions of course.

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Re: Poopy Pants Spins a Bounce
« Reply #3 on: July 30, 2019, 01:35:36 PM »
Quote from: Texacon on July 30, 2019, 07:38:03 AM
Couple of things;

1.  If this car was going so much slower than she was, how did it end up in front of her again?

2.  If you're so dumb you put off retirement so you can buy a new car ... How piss poor is her retirement plan? 

Just my opinions of course.

KC

I think the main point of the original post was to set up letting the other DUmmies know she has a new car.
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Re: Poopy Pants Spins a Bounce
« Reply #4 on: July 30, 2019, 02:52:37 PM »
Quote from: ChuckJ on July 30, 2019, 01:35:36 PM
I think the main point of the original post was to set up letting the other DUmmies know she has a new car.


I think you're probably correct!

KC
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Re: Poopy Pants Spins a Bounce
« Reply #5 on: July 31, 2019, 12:40:47 PM »
Switch the roles in that bouncy and it becomes the truth.

She who sharts her pants was, in fact, the person that was slow and screwing the pooch. A car with a Trump sticker gave her the finger for being such a DUmbass.
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Re: Poopy Pants Spins a Bounce
« Reply #6 on: July 31, 2019, 07:32:59 PM »
Quote from: Texacon on July 30, 2019, 02:52:37 PM

I think you're probably correct!

KC

It's probably a Prius, and she was likely in the left lane.
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Re: Poopy Pants Spins a Bounce
« Reply #7 on: August 01, 2019, 06:35:38 AM »
Quote from: ChuckJ on July 30, 2019, 01:35:36 PM
I think the main point of the original post was to set up letting the other DUmmies know she has a new car.

If you know greenbriar, then this is undoubtedly the reason for her post.
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Re: Poopy Pants Spins a Bounce
« Reply #8 on: August 01, 2019, 12:26:40 PM »
I’ve recently had to do car-shopping, because I did something impatient and stupid at a red light.  One week ago.  I was at a red light and going right, waiting for a break in traffic.  I saw one and hit the accelerator—the woman in front of me didn’t.  Whoops!  Did 3G or so damage to her Infiniti Q37, and because I bent the frame supports in my RAV, I totaled it.  Found a replacement vehicle (a newer RAV) very quickly.  It was 100% my fault.  The other driver is alright.  The Sheriff’s deputies that showed up got there, and I told them, “I’m at fault 100% here.”  Their response?  “Sir, we still need your license and registration.”  They apologized, it seemed, for ticketing me.  I figure that they saw that I was respectful by “helping the investigation out,” so they weren’t about to rub it in to me.  I appreciate that.

Lurking DUmmies—I didn’t go into a long dissertation on the injustices of Trump, or anything stupid like that.  I respected them, and they respected me.  Give it to get it.
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