From an e-mail;
1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor. -----
You might be a Muslim
2. You own a $3,000.00 machine gun and a $5,000.00 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes -------
You might be a Muslim
3. You have more wives than teeth ----------
You might be a Muslim
4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean ------
You might be a Muslim
5. You think vests come in two styles; bullet-proof and suicide ------
You might be a Muslim
6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against -----
You might be a Muslim
7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing -----
You might be a Muslim
8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs -----
You might be a Muslim
9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four -----
You might be a Muslim
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10. Your cousin is president of the United States -----
You might be a Muslim
