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Poo-Pants ups the game on stalled beg-a-thon
« on: December 13, 2016, 06:40:19 AM »
2 new posts promoting her scam

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10028360005
http://www.democraticunderground.com/112411907

Apparently, stalled at 1300 bucks on her $30,0000.00 beg-a-thon campaign, poo-pants bumps it up with two new posts. And of course, yet another link to her gofund is included


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Tue Dec 13, 2016, 01:47 AM

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I had a Crohn's C-Diff accident in my classroom. Stupidly I fled.

Life can change in an instant and we can't change it...

I am a teacher. All I ever wanted to be was a teacher. In Kindergarten, the teacher asked us to draw a picture of what we wanted to be and I drew a picture of her.

After getting married and having a child, I put myself through college (using student loans) and I became that teacher.

I had many wonderful years of teaching and then I was diagnosed with Crohn's Disease.

I have been in and out of the hospital several times a year but each time I got to go back to the classroom.

For a few years, it seemed like things were getting better in the Crohn's Disease area-until last week. The week before my 50'th birthday.

I got horribly sick from the Crohn's Disease and am suffering severe complications. One of those being a condition called C-Diff. As a result, I will be on short term leave of absense.

, I crapped my pants a lot in a classroom full of students, I tried to get help and couldn't- in that moment of panic and ran out of my classroom.

I put my job in jeopardy

I am so worried because without my job, I will be in bad shape

Life can change in an instant. Before November, I was working, paying down unnecessary bills and was down to one small credit card and a ridiculous student loan.

I took out the loan because the district said it needed Special Education Teachers and the loan would pay for itself over time. This did not happen as our state is locked into a freeze.

I am too sick to work but not sick enough for disability.

My immediate need was met (thank you online angels) fairly quickly. I was able to get enough in donations to pay three months of the STUDENT LOANS

I have tried to call the company NAVIENT and tell them my situation and that I don't know how long I wil be off -if I even get well enough to go back to work. They did not care at all.

I have 7-8 years left to work if my health allows. However, I don't think this is going to be successful. I am afraid that I will get sick again and maybe even die this time. Had I not gotten so sick in class, I would have collapsed that day or next, because I am pretty good at ignoring the pain and powering through.

I feel stuck because if it were not for the NAVIENT STUDENT LOANS I would be able to make better informed decisions and retire early. But, until the loans are taken care of I will continue to work sick and when I die, then NAVIENT can I guess take my life insurance as long as they leave my family enough money to bury me

I am asking for help. Not from those who are just barely making it themselves-but if the right people saw this maybe a miracle could happen.
If I ever get out of this mess, I will be aligning myself with the CCFA and help others that are in the same place I find myself in currently.
This world is cold and not many care. It is time we take care of each other. I promise that is my goal when this is over-if I live through it
Thank you

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Re: Poo-Pants ups the game on stalled beg-a-thon
« Reply #1 on: December 13, 2016, 06:46:21 AM »
She'd make more money if she offered a pay-per-view of the next public fecal explosion.

Where will it be? In the school cafeteria? The mall? The coffeehouse?

She could take bets. The house always wins!
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« Reply #2 on: December 13, 2016, 07:33:26 AM »
They  make a personal care product these days for just such people who know they are at risk for a very unfortunate event. 

I can't believe she got the $1300.

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« Reply #3 on: December 13, 2016, 07:43:50 AM »
Quote from: Karin on December 13, 2016, 07:33:26 AM
They  make a personal care product these days for just such people who know they are at risk for a very unfortunate event. 

I can't believe she got the $1300.

It is kind of hard to believe, 1300 bucks is a lot of money. She went 9 days without a donation, but some schmuck just broke the dry spell today
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« Reply #4 on: December 13, 2016, 08:36:28 AM »
Does she realize she will be fodder for laughs for the next 50 years?  Those poor kids will be talking about "Hey remember when Ms. Moonbat shit her pants in class?" for the rest of their lives.
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Re: Poo-Pants ups the game on stalled beg-a-thon
« Reply #5 on: December 13, 2016, 08:38:35 AM »
Quote from: FunkyZero on December 13, 2016, 07:43:50 AM
It is kind of hard to believe, 1300 bucks is a lot of money. She went 9 days without a donation, but some schmuck just broke the dry spell today

Poor, dear Marta is going to be very angry when she opens the next credit card statement.
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« Reply #6 on: December 13, 2016, 08:38:35 AM »
Asked before, but how does she still have student loan debt almost 30 years later?  That baffles me.
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« Reply #7 on: December 13, 2016, 08:46:14 AM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on December 13, 2016, 08:38:35 AM
Asked before, but how does she still have student loan debt almost 30 years later?  That baffles me.

Umm . . . she does like Coach purses, IIRC, as well as the almost-yearly cruise to pick up some unsuspecting cabin attendant . . . :whistling:
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« Reply #8 on: December 13, 2016, 09:04:51 AM »
This is pissing me off no end.

1. If you are a high school teacher, your job is to be a role model for teens, including teaching them to deal with adversity. Some of the teens are girls who are going to have period accidents at school. Life goes on. You don't teach them that if they have an embarrassing incident in public the way to deal with it is to refuse to return to school/work ever again - even if you have no way to support yourself, and even if you owe other people money. You teach them that everyone has embarrassing stuff happen, you sulk for a day, you find a way to laugh about it, and you get on with your life.  Yes, people are going to laugh at you for a bit, so what? We have kids that go to school with speech impediments, skin breakouts, obesity, whatever ... is your advice to them to quit school and hide in their parents' basement and ask for handouts?

2. Same goes for aligning yourself to some Crohn's disease foundation. If your advice to other people with it is that they should consider themselves unable to hold down a job if they have one accident in public, you are the worst possible poster child for the foundation. Put on your big girl panties, even if they require a layer of depends underneath, and go deal with life, FFS.

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« Reply #9 on: December 13, 2016, 10:09:11 AM »
Quote from: hippocritical on December 13, 2016, 09:04:51 AM
This is pissing me off no end.

1. If you are a high school teacher, your job is to be a role model for teens, including teaching them to deal with adversity. Some of the teens are girls who are going to have period accidents at school. Life goes on. You don't teach them that if they have an embarrassing incident in public the way to deal with it is to refuse to return to school/work ever again - even if you have no way to support yourself, and even if you owe other people money. You teach them that everyone has embarrassing stuff happen, you sulk for a day, you find a way to laugh about it, and you get on with your life.  Yes, people are going to laugh at you for a bit, so what? We have kids that go to school with speech impediments, skin breakouts, obesity, whatever ... is your advice to them to quit school and hide in their parents' basement and ask for handouts?

2. Same goes for aligning yourself to some Crohn's disease foundation. If your advice to other people with it is that they should consider themselves unable to hold down a job if they have one accident in public, you are the worst possible poster child for the foundation. Put on your big girl panties, even if they require a layer of depends underneath, and go deal with life, FFS.

Yea, I kind of feel a little guilt every time I refer to her as poo-pants. If it were anyone but a DUmmie on a freebie quest, I wouldn't do it. She deserves every ounce of shame thrown her way, and then some.
"Look at me, I pooped my pants. Now help me pay my student loans off". WTH?  Makes you want to slap the living sh#$ out of her (although it appears she's doing just fine with that on her own).
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« Reply #10 on: December 13, 2016, 10:14:24 AM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on December 13, 2016, 08:46:14 AM
Umm . . . she does like Coach purses, IIRC, as well as the almost-yearly cruise to pick up some unsuspecting cabin attendant . . . :whistling:

Given her intestinal decrepitude, that must be some nasty, nasty sex. I guess we know how low those cruise ship cabin boys will go!
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« Reply #11 on: December 13, 2016, 01:07:16 PM »
Have you seen her lately?  Nobody's touching that with a ten foot pole, out to sea or not. 

I can't believe she told the story twice!  If it's such an awful thing that you flee,  never to return, you shouldn't post it on on the Internet. 
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« Reply #12 on: December 13, 2016, 01:36:18 PM »
Quote from: Karin on December 13, 2016, 01:07:16 PM
Have you seen her lately?  Nobody's touching that with a ten foot pole, out to sea or not. 

I can't believe she told the story twice!  If it's such an awful thing that you flee,  never to return, you shouldn't post it on on the Internet.

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« Reply #13 on: December 13, 2016, 01:40:30 PM »
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...and maybe even die this time

That would solve the student loan problem...

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« Reply #14 on: December 13, 2016, 01:46:18 PM »
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That would solve the student loan problem...

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« Reply #15 on: December 13, 2016, 04:40:39 PM »
Quote from: FunkyZero on December 13, 2016, 10:09:11 AM
Yea, I kind of feel a little guilt every time I refer to her as poo-pants. If it were anyone but a DUmmie on a freebie quest, I wouldn't do it. She deserves every ounce of shame thrown her way, and then some.
I hear you on that and I haven't personally gone there. But damn, as much as I am making a conscious effort to not define her by an infection that typically lasts 2 weeks, she seems determined to make sure she IS defined by it.

On a side note - in the past, I've had athlete's foot. Just mentioning it in case the right person here reads that and wants to send me $30,000 toward my mortgage.
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« Reply #16 on: December 13, 2016, 05:06:48 PM »
Quote from: hippocritical on December 13, 2016, 04:40:39 PM
I hear you on that and I haven't personally gone there. But damn, as much as I am making a conscious effort to not define her by an infection that typically lasts 2 weeks, she seems determined to make sure she IS defined by it.

On a side note - in the past, I've had athlete's foot. Just mentioning it in case the right person here reads that and wants to send me $30,000 toward my mortgage.

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« Reply #17 on: December 13, 2016, 06:19:18 PM »
Quote from: Big Dog on December 13, 2016, 06:46:21 AM
She'd make more money if she offered a pay-per-view of the next public fecal explosion.

Where will it be? In the school cafeteria? The mall? The coffeehouse?

She could take bets. The house always wins!


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« Reply #18 on: December 13, 2016, 06:43:01 PM »
Quote from: FunkyZero on December 13, 2016, 10:09:11 AM
Yea, I kind of feel a little guilt every time I refer to her as poo-pants. If it were anyone but a DUmmie on a freebie quest, I wouldn't do it. She deserves every ounce of shame thrown her way, and then some.
"Look at me, I pooped my pants. Now help me pay my student loans off". WTH?  Makes you want to slap the living sh#$ out of her (although it appears she's doing just fine with that on her own).

Not only that she posted it on a public message board for all the world to see!!!!!    :mental:

Might as well take out an ad in the local paper.   :lmao:

If I was to shit myself in public I would be so embarrassed I don't think I would leave the house for a week. Damn sure not gonna run to this place and discuss it.  Then beg for money.  :mental:

As far as I am concerned this sphincter challenged dummie deserves everything she gets in the way of ridicule.
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« Reply #21 on: December 13, 2016, 08:25:17 PM »
A long time ago, before I got the fictional spirit-guide gig, I left work after a long day. For some reason when I left the office I turned left instead of turning right. About twenty minutes later I realized that I did not recognize any of the houses or buildings I was going past. It was embarrassing. Now I have a fear of turning left. Please send my $30,000 to Wrong-Way-Home. If any of the money is left when I get done spending it I will donate it to Wrong Turns Anonymous.
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« Reply #22 on: December 13, 2016, 08:30:18 PM »
Quote from: BadCat on December 13, 2016, 08:36:28 AM
Does she realize she will be fodder for laughs for the next 50 years?  Those poor kids will be talking about "Hey remember when Ms. Moonbat shit her pants in class?" for the rest of their lives.

     Yeah, but that will be followed up with, "but then again, she had Downs, so maybe we shouldn't laugh at her."
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« Reply #23 on: December 13, 2016, 10:26:13 PM »
More money to buy crows to eat.
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« Reply #24 on: December 13, 2016, 11:00:10 PM »
Quote from: FlippyDoo on December 13, 2016, 08:25:17 PM
A long time ago, before I got the fictional spirit-guide gig, I left work after a long day. For some reason when I left the office I turned left instead of turning right. About twenty minutes later I realized that I did not recognize any of the houses or buildings I was going past. It was embarrassing. Now I have a fear of turning left. Please send my $30,000 to Wrong-Way-Home. If any of the money is left when I get done spending it I will donate it to Wrong Turns Anonymous.

no no no, you are doing it all wrong.
You turned left, were embarrassed and now you need help paying off your student loans. Pick a number, any number. 30 grand sounds about right.
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