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Re: I am too religious to play "baseball"!
« Reply #50 on: June 27, 2012, 10:25:31 PM »
I don't suppose we could have the boobie pie?
You could pray for it, I suppose.
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Re: I am too religious to play "baseball"!
« Reply #51 on: June 27, 2012, 10:49:10 PM »
You could pray for it, I suppose.

Speaking of the other two things I pray for...

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Re: I am too religious to play "baseball"!
« Reply #52 on: June 27, 2012, 10:52:01 PM »
Speaking of the other two things I pray for...



Lordy!! Anybody got a spoon?

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Re: I am too religious to play "baseball"!
« Reply #53 on: June 27, 2012, 10:57:38 PM »
Lordy!! Anybody got a spoon?

Ummm... no!

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Re: I am too religious to play "baseball"!
« Reply #54 on: June 27, 2012, 10:59:05 PM »
Ummm... no!



There ya go,  braggin about your sex life again.

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Re: I am too religious to play "baseball"!
« Reply #55 on: June 28, 2012, 08:23:35 AM »
Who let the dogs out?

 :party:


You guys need to keep it in balance, pie and boobiez  :whatever: are cool and all, but don't forget the bacon and beer!

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Re: I am too religious to play "baseball"!
« Reply #56 on: June 28, 2012, 08:31:19 AM »
Who let the dogs out?

 :party:


You guys need to keep it in balance, pie and boobiez  :whatever: are cool and all, but don't forget the bacon and beer!



Ask, and ye shall receive!



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Re: I am too religious to play "baseball"!
« Reply #57 on: June 28, 2012, 08:40:50 AM »
Now that's more like it!!!
R.I.P. LC and Crockspot.  Miss you guys.

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Re: I am too religious to play "baseball"!
« Reply #58 on: June 28, 2012, 08:50:37 AM »
Speaking of the other two things I pray for...



Hmmmmm... Hopefully she has the whip cream in "Other" places as well.  :naughty:

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Re: I am too religious to play "baseball"!
« Reply #59 on: June 28, 2012, 01:36:09 PM »
Lordy!! Anybody got a spoon?

If you need a spoon, you're doing it wrong.
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Re: I am too religious to play "baseball"!
« Reply #60 on: June 28, 2012, 10:55:32 PM »
If you need a spoon, you're doing it wrong.

Shovel?

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Re: I am too religious to play "baseball"!
« Reply #61 on: July 09, 2012, 02:02:48 PM »
Look out CC, we're taking over and going all "Calvin" on your butts!  (and I don't mean Calvin and Hobbes  :-))

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