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Re: I am too religious to play "baseball"!
« Reply #25 on: June 27, 2012, 04:40:02 PM »
No chance, everybody knows Presbyterians are OCD.  Admit it, it's driving you nuts.

Uh....I musta missed it. What's driving me nuts :???:
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Re: I am too religious to play "baseball"!
« Reply #26 on: June 27, 2012, 04:40:09 PM »
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It is said that branches draw their life from the vine. Each is separate yet all are one as they share one life giving stem . The Bible tells us we are called to a similar union in life, our lives with the life of God. We are incorporated into him; made sharers in his life. Apart from this union we can do nothing.

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Re: I am too religious to play "baseball"!
« Reply #27 on: June 27, 2012, 04:44:14 PM »
Uh....I musta missed it. What's driving me nuts :???:

Come on, it's only one off and, you begging for a BS. Don't be coy with me.

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Re: I am too religious to play "baseball"!
« Reply #28 on: June 27, 2012, 04:48:33 PM »
Come on, it's only one off and, you begging for a BS. Don't be coy with me.

don't be fooled by the sig line. I simply don't pay attention to bitchslaps and hi-5's anymore. I've gotten so many of each I'm numb.

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Re: I am too religious to play "baseball"!
« Reply #29 on: June 27, 2012, 05:05:07 PM »
Look out CC, we're taking over and going all "Calvin" on your butts!  (and I don't mean Calvin and Hobbes  :-))

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Re: I am too religious to play "baseball"!
« Reply #30 on: June 27, 2012, 05:06:42 PM »
don't be fooled by the sig line. I simply don't pay attention to bitchslaps and hi-5's anymore. I've gotten so many of each I'm numb.

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Re: I am too religious to play "baseball"!
« Reply #31 on: June 27, 2012, 05:10:49 PM »
All I said in the dug outs before going out was "guys I'm gonna have a prayer if you wanna join your welcome to do so.". But it's a church team, should the team have a joint prayer session anyway?

Question, what are you speaking to God about ????  Are you asking him to make the other team loose, or are you asking for a safe no injury game for both teams ??  Our Maker does not need a spoken prayer to know your heart, a quick glance at the sky, or a mental " Thank you Lord" , God knows and cannot grant everyones wishes.

Catholic kids I was raised about would make the sign of the cross before they swam or competed in sports, it was second nature to them and most times so ingrained in them they never gave it a thought.    Us Pagans would ask what they were doing and they would look at us and ask, "Doing What "???

Prayer comes in many forms, be it standing or on your knees, saying Hail Marys or reading the Beads.

 Naturally you expect a church group to pray but who is going to say the prayer for the group---YOU ?  Where and when is prayer approved for others. Only God knows what is in the mind of man and if the other team is also praying, if You loose does that mean God favors the other team over Yours ???

Prayer is about as personal as one can get.  I have seen people in public eating places bow their head and say  Grace before eating a meal and some Doofus wait staff break in to ask them if everything is OK.

I say do your own thing with God before you expect others to do Your thing as they have their own personal relationship with the Lord.  Don't infringe on others rights to speak when or where to the Lord.  

BTW your twins are beautiful, God has granted you a treasure, Just tell God thank you and ask for nothing from him except in a life or death emergency, God has granted you much more then most of us.    

  




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Re: I am too religious to play "baseball"!
« Reply #32 on: June 27, 2012, 05:23:19 PM »
My prayer before a match has always been the same no matter what sport I play. I get down on one knee and say "dear lord, i thank you for letting me and my team live another week to play another game. May you help me win this match and perform to the best of my ability today. Amen" and after the game win or lose the prayer is always the same. "dear lord, I thank you for allowing me to enjoy the game with my teammates without any problems. I may you guide me, my teammates and my opponents home safely tonight. Amen."
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Re: I am too religious to play "baseball"!
« Reply #33 on: June 27, 2012, 05:37:48 PM »
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May you help me win this match

Not something that I would personally pay for.

I'd pray for the safety of the team and our opponents, but not for His help in winning a game.
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Re: I am too religious to play "baseball"!
« Reply #34 on: June 27, 2012, 05:46:23 PM »
@Rich_t, I only play to win sir. I leave the prayers for everyone's safety during my post match prayer.
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Re: I am too religious to play "baseball"!
« Reply #35 on: June 27, 2012, 05:55:51 PM »
@Rich_t, I only play to win sir. I leave the prayers for everyone's safety during my post match prayer.

I don't mind anyone playing to win.  I'm that way myself.  But praying to win is a horse of a different color in my book.
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Re: I am too religious to play "baseball"!
« Reply #36 on: June 27, 2012, 06:46:33 PM »
I was going to mention about joining a church team, but you already said it.

As for BS's. Since Eupher doesn't want anymore. I will gladly take any that you would give him in his place. Hey, that is what friends are for. We help out each other :-)

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Re: I am too religious to play "baseball"!
« Reply #37 on: June 27, 2012, 07:10:33 PM »
Without being able to observe your behavior in public there is no way to answer intelligently.

But, so far as I know, nobody has a right to belong to a specific baseball team. People are cut from teams for all sorts of reasons.
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Re: I am too religious to play "baseball"!
« Reply #38 on: June 27, 2012, 07:36:06 PM »
I've (edited for bullshit)

You are just trying too hard to be a good little consevative. I don't believe a word of your shit.
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Re: I am too religious to play "baseball"!
« Reply #39 on: June 27, 2012, 07:47:23 PM »
Without being able to observe your behavior in public there is no way to answer intelligently.

But, so far as I know, nobody has a right to belong to a specific baseball team. People are cut from teams for all sorts of reasons.

Something is wrong here, were you asked to leave or did you leave in a huff or call a Taxi.  I believe you have told us just a part of the story, for some reason this sounds like a bouncy to me.

So now you are on to play Soccer, a good contact sport.     BTW who is watching the twins, did you leave your wife home alone to carry the load and does SHE ever get away for time with her friends. ????

From what I hear there are hundreds of Gay Christian Soccor clubs in SF.  No problem getting the teams to fall to their knees and yell " Thank You Jesus.

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Re: I am too religious to play "baseball"!
« Reply #40 on: June 27, 2012, 07:58:17 PM »
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Re: I am too religious to play "baseball"!
« Reply #41 on: June 27, 2012, 08:00:08 PM »
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Re: I am too religious to play "baseball"!
« Reply #42 on: June 27, 2012, 08:54:16 PM »
I am a pilgrim in an unholy land... :-)

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Re: I am too religious to play "baseball"!
« Reply #43 on: June 27, 2012, 09:08:40 PM »
The thread reminded me of this scene from Major League.


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Re: I am too religious to play "baseball"!
« Reply #44 on: June 27, 2012, 09:09:18 PM »
My prayer before a match has always been the same no matter what sport I play. I get down on one knee and say "dear lord, i thank you for letting me and my team live another week to play another game. May you help me win this match and perform to the best of my ability today. Amen" and after the game win or lose the prayer is always the same. "dear lord, I thank you for allowing me to enjoy the game with my teammates without any problems. I may you guide me, my teammates and my opponents home safely tonight. Amen."

That's nice.

I generally pray that we're thankful and blessed to be able to participate.  I pray that no one gets hurt, but if someone does may it be on the other team.  And I pray that if someone gets hurt on the other team, may it be a liberal rather than a conservative.

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Re: I am too religious to play "baseball"!
« Reply #45 on: June 27, 2012, 09:15:57 PM »
That's nice.

I generally pray that we're thankful and blessed to be able to participate.  I pray that no one gets hurt, but if someone does may it be on the other team.  And I pray that if someone gets hurt on the other team, may it be a liberal rather than a conservative.

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Re: I am too religious to play "baseball"!
« Reply #46 on: June 27, 2012, 09:24:46 PM »
Hedonist here, converted from Russian Orthodox.

My mom was non-denominational, but I mostly attended a Presbyterian church from age 10 through college, then I converted to Eastern Orthodoxy :)

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Re: I am too religious to play "baseball"!
« Reply #47 on: June 27, 2012, 09:33:24 PM »
I'm not a praying man, but I do pray for three things.

One of them is pie.

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Re: I am too religious to play "baseball"!
« Reply #48 on: June 27, 2012, 09:42:00 PM »
Man, I love pie threads


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Re: I am too religious to play "baseball"!
« Reply #49 on: June 27, 2012, 10:11:40 PM »
Man, I love pie threads


I don't suppose we could have the boobie pie?