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Re: YOUR RESPONSE IS REQUIRED BY LAW
« Reply #25 on: March 20, 2010, 01:33:59 PM »
I was tempted to check off OTHER in the race section and write in KLINGON.
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Re: YOUR RESPONSE IS REQUIRED BY LAW
« Reply #26 on: March 20, 2010, 02:35:46 PM »
I'm deeming that I answered it.
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Re: YOUR RESPONSE IS REQUIRED BY LAW
« Reply #27 on: March 20, 2010, 03:51:59 PM »
I was tempted to check off OTHER in the race section and write in KLINGON.

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Re: YOUR RESPONSE IS REQUIRED BY LAW
« Reply #28 on: March 20, 2010, 04:45:07 PM »
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Re: YOUR RESPONSE IS REQUIRED BY LAW
« Reply #29 on: March 20, 2010, 09:32:06 PM »
Did it but not very happily
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Re: YOUR RESPONSE IS REQUIRED BY LAW
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Re: YOUR RESPONSE IS REQUIRED BY LAW
« Reply #31 on: March 25, 2010, 05:06:41 PM »
Dug through the stack of mail on the kitchen counter and found the census form. I'm torn. I'm half tempted to just fill out the number of people living here (2) or actually fill the whole thing out. I'm sure my roommate will fill out all her info though.
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Re: YOUR RESPONSE IS REQUIRED BY LAW
« Reply #32 on: March 25, 2010, 05:08:51 PM »
We got the census form about two weeks ago. I guess I should fill it out.  They sent a reminder postcard stressing that it is required to be filled out.

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Re: YOUR RESPONSE IS REQUIRED BY LAW
« Reply #33 on: March 25, 2010, 05:17:25 PM »
I haven't recieved my form yet.
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Re: YOUR RESPONSE IS REQUIRED BY LAW
« Reply #34 on: March 25, 2010, 05:27:50 PM »
I haven't recieved my form yet.

My wife intercepted ours, and fillled it out before I could have any fun with it.  :banghead:
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Re: YOUR RESPONSE IS REQUIRED BY LAW
« Reply #35 on: March 25, 2010, 05:32:12 PM »
My wife intercepted ours, and fillled it out before I could have any fun with it.  :banghead:


Damn...  That sucks.

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Re: YOUR RESPONSE IS REQUIRED BY LAW
« Reply #36 on: March 25, 2010, 06:25:38 PM »
The one thing that really got me was the Race section.  Last time I checked, my race was Caucasian.  Not White.  White is a color, not a race.

they have to dumb it down for the democrats

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Re: YOUR RESPONSE IS REQUIRED BY LAW
« Reply #37 on: March 25, 2010, 06:44:30 PM »
I found mine hanging on the gate. Guess they didn't want to play with the pup. 
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Re: YOUR RESPONSE IS REQUIRED BY LAW
« Reply #38 on: March 25, 2010, 07:46:44 PM »
I found mine hanging on the gate. Guess they didn't want to play with the pup. 

I can't imagine why... :confused:   Look; he's smiling for the camera guy.  :naughty:
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Re: YOUR RESPONSE IS REQUIRED BY LAW
« Reply #39 on: March 25, 2010, 07:48:03 PM »
I found mine hanging on the gate. Guess they didn't want to play with the pup. 

what a cute puppy

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Re: YOUR RESPONSE IS REQUIRED BY LAW
« Reply #40 on: March 25, 2010, 09:33:05 PM »
I took ours, filled out the number of people, and put it right back in the mail box.  A week later, we received a letter that said it was very important for us to answer all the questions.  Whatever.

I wanted to put my phone number as 867-5309, but my husband said not to do it.  I should have done it anyway.
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Re: YOUR RESPONSE IS REQUIRED BY LAW
« Reply #41 on: March 25, 2010, 09:40:09 PM »
I took ours, filled out the number of people, and put it right back in the mail box.  A week later, we received a letter that said it was very important for us to answer all the questions.  Whatever.

I wanted to put my phone number as 867-5309, but my husband said not to do it.  I should have done it anyway.

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I have mine all filled out, and it is on my table waiting to be mailed.  I have received a letter stating I better hurry up and fill that out, the dang day after I got it.

Really, I own my own house, they already have my SSN, and phone number, linked to this address.  I debated claiming my dog as a second resident, as: "Australian, Canine." but thought better of it.   I will more than likely earn my way to the S-list of the gubmint at some point, might not want to do it just yet.   :-)

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Re: YOUR RESPONSE IS REQUIRED BY LAW
« Reply #42 on: March 25, 2010, 09:42:08 PM »
I took ours, filled out the number of people, and put it right back in the mail box.  A week later, we received a letter that said it was very important for us to answer all the questions.  Whatever.

I wanted to put my phone number as 867-5309, but my husband said not to do it.  I should have done it anyway.

On my tax forms, where it asks for my phone number, I always put (970) 911-1212 (or some other variation off of the 911-prefix).  I also list my occupation as "Third World Despot".  (Who knew that the US was going to be a third-world country in my lifetime and I'd actually get my chance...)
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Re: YOUR RESPONSE IS REQUIRED BY LAW
« Reply #43 on: March 25, 2010, 09:46:25 PM »
On my tax forms, where it asks for my phone number, I always put (970) 911-1212 (or some other variation off of the 911-prefix).  I also list my occupation as "Third World Despot".  (Who knew that the US was going to be a third-world country in my lifetime and I'd actually get my chance...)

Maybe you can get business cards printed?
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Re: YOUR RESPONSE IS REQUIRED BY LAW
« Reply #44 on: March 26, 2010, 02:14:39 PM »
I don't even think the one sent here was even opened. I have no idea but I think it was just trashed.

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« Reply #45 on: March 26, 2010, 02:22:43 PM »
I don't even think the one sent here was even opened. I have no idea but I think it was just trashed.

Be ready for one of those armed census takers to show up at your door. :fuelfire:

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Re: YOUR RESPONSE IS REQUIRED BY LAW
« Reply #46 on: March 26, 2010, 02:49:22 PM »
I hope the vicious pomeranian is held back when the person comes... but the pit bull will just want to play.

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Re: YOUR RESPONSE IS REQUIRED BY LAW
« Reply #47 on: March 26, 2010, 05:18:09 PM »
I still haven't filled mine out yet...I think I put it in the junk mail pile...maybe I'll go through it this weekend.

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Re: YOUR RESPONSE IS REQUIRED BY LAW
« Reply #48 on: March 26, 2010, 05:31:42 PM »
I'm sure mine is still sitting in the mailbox.
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Re: YOUR RESPONSE IS REQUIRED BY LAW
« Reply #49 on: March 26, 2010, 06:31:40 PM »
I still haven't filled mine out yet...I think I put it in the junk mail pile...maybe I'll go through it this weekend.


Ours has been on the kitchen counter for about 2 weeks....M puts it in my mail pile...I move it back to his....it comes back to mine.... :-)

Not sure who is going to fill it out....but I'm pretty sure who won't be....so I probably will....  :whatever:
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