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'Gilligan's' Mary Ann Caught With Dope
« on: March 11, 2008, 08:26:11 PM »
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DRIGGS, Idaho (AP) - Dawn Wells, who played Mary Ann on "Gilligan's Island," is serving six months' unsupervised probation after allegedly being caught with marijuana in her car.

She was sentenced Feb. 29 to five days in jail, fined $410.50 and placed on probation after pleading guilty to one count of reckless driving.

Under a plea agreement, three misdemeanor counts—driving under the influence, possession of drug paraphernalia and possession of a controlled substance—were dropped.

On Oct. 18, Teton County sheriff's Deputy Joseph Gutierrez arrested Wells as she was driving home from a surprise birthday party that was held for her. According to the sheriff's office report, Gutierrez pulled Wells over after noticing her swerve and repeatedly speed up and slow down. When Gutierrez asked about a marijuana smell, Wells said she'd just given a ride to three hitchhikers and had dropped them off when they began smoking something. Gutierrez found half-smoked joints and two small cases used to store marijuana.

The 69-year-old Wells, founder of the Idaho Film and Television Institute and organizer of the region's annual family movie festival called the Spud Fest, then failed a sobriety test.

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Re: 'Gilligan's' Mary Ann Caught With Dope
« Reply #1 on: March 11, 2008, 08:38:08 PM »
You put dee lime in dee coconut, you drink dem boad up, you put dee lime in dee coconut, you drink dem boad up, you put dee lime in dee coconut ...

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This isn't the first time she's been busted with the wacky weed, isn't it?
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« Reply #2 on: March 11, 2008, 08:40:49 PM »
Heard this on the radio today...

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The Seven Deadly Sins of Gilligan's Island

The Seven Deadly Sins of Gilligan’s Island theory is quite simple. Each of the seven characters on the island represents each of the seven deadly sins. Now, this theory seems to fit upon initial inspection, there are technical difficulties when you get down to THE MAN himself, Gilligan.

Most obvious is the Professor, who fits PRIDE to a T. Any man who can make a ham radio out of some wire and two coconuts has to be pretty cocky. (His character was later revised and given a series of his own, called "MacGyver.")

For the sin of ENVY we need look no further than Mary Ann, who may have worn those skimpy little tops, but could never achieve Ginger’s glamour. (As an interesting and completely irrelevant side note, a nationwide survey of college students a few years ago revealed that the professor and Mary Ann were voted the most likely couple to have ‘done it’ on the island.)

And who could doubt for a moment that Ginger is LUST incarnate? Sure, the kids were supposed to think she was ACTING, but we all know what being deprived episode after episode was doing to her. You know and I know that glazed look wasn’t boredom, my friends.

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Re: 'Gilligan's' Mary Ann Caught With Dope
« Reply #3 on: March 11, 2008, 08:59:34 PM »

my first thought was, "I wonder what mary ann looks like these days?"





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Re: 'Gilligan's' Mary Ann Caught With Dope
« Reply #4 on: March 11, 2008, 09:27:29 PM »
Guess which one of the two in that picture is dead.

If I were 10 years older...yeah, I'd hit it.
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Re: 'Gilligan's' Mary Ann Caught With Dope
« Reply #5 on: March 11, 2008, 09:29:04 PM »
Guess which one of the two in that picture is dead.

If I were 10 years older...yeah, I'd hit it.

This is your lucky day!  That photo is probably 10 years old. 

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« Reply #6 on: March 11, 2008, 09:30:32 PM »
Guess which one of the two in that picture is dead.

If I were 10 years older...yeah, I'd hit it.

I had forgotten that he had passed away a few years ago until you mentioned it.  and he doesn't look particularly lively in that picture, now that I think about it.

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« Reply #7 on: March 11, 2008, 09:41:50 PM »
I saw the Professor (Russell Johnson) not too long ago.

He ain't long for this world, lemme tell ya.
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« Reply #8 on: March 11, 2008, 10:01:51 PM »
The question everyone is dying to have answered.... "what's Ginger looking like these days?"
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« Reply #9 on: March 11, 2008, 10:04:08 PM »
The question everyone is dying to have answered.... "what's Ginger looking like these days?"

already there ;)


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« Reply #10 on: March 11, 2008, 10:04:30 PM »
The question everyone is dying to have answered.... "what's Ginger looking like these days?"


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« Reply #11 on: March 11, 2008, 10:04:59 PM »
The question everyone is dying to have answered.... "what's Ginger looking like these days?"

Don't ask.

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« Reply #12 on: March 11, 2008, 10:05:08 PM »
The question everyone is dying to have answered.... "what's Ginger looking like these days?"

http://picasaweb.google.com/tina.daggett/Celebrities/photo#5059008989716716306


Odd.  She looks like Nancy Pelosi in that picture.
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« Reply #13 on: March 11, 2008, 10:07:16 PM »
Yeah but she has to be close to 70 years old! She probably shouldn't be wearing her hair flipped.
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Re: 'Gilligan's' Mary Ann Caught With Dope
« Reply #14 on: March 11, 2008, 10:07:24 PM »

ellie may clampett (as long as we are at it)


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« Reply #15 on: March 11, 2008, 10:09:17 PM »
Ack!   :lmao:
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« Reply #16 on: March 11, 2008, 10:09:42 PM »
Yeah but she has to be close to 70 years old! She probably shouldn't be wearing her hair flipped.

Tina Louise is 74 and Donna Douglas is 75.  These are OLD women.

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« Reply #17 on: March 11, 2008, 10:14:00 PM »

still dreaming of jeannie?



circa 2004, but still strangely hot(ish)

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« Reply #18 on: March 11, 2008, 10:14:53 PM »

ellie may clampett (as long as we are at it)



I see a beautiful old woman.
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« Reply #19 on: March 11, 2008, 10:15:35 PM »

still dreaming of jeannie?



circa 2004, but still strangely hot(ish)

her eyes have been over done.
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« Reply #20 on: March 11, 2008, 10:18:13 PM »


Catwoman/Rhoda The Robot at 73.

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« Reply #21 on: March 11, 2008, 10:21:11 PM »

ellie may clampett (as long as we are at it)



I see a beautiful old woman.


I see someone that hit their head on the bottom of the cement pond, and got lost on her way to the 70's.  (that's the 1970's)




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« Reply #22 on: March 11, 2008, 10:22:53 PM »

ellie may clampett (as long as we are at it)



I see a beautiful old woman.


I see someone that hit their head on the bottom of the cement pond, and got lost on her way to the 70's.  (that's the 1970's)





Yeah, but the blonde looks smart.

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« Reply #23 on: March 11, 2008, 10:23:18 PM »

still dreaming of jeannie?



circa 2004, but still strangely hot(ish)

her eyes have been over done.

I think she was doing the "jeannie gesture" when they took the picture.  you know, the thing she did just before she misclicked her master into an alligator pond or something?


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Re: 'Gilligan's' Mary Ann Caught With Dope
« Reply #24 on: March 11, 2008, 10:25:11 PM »
oh she's cute, you weirdo.

I always thought Lena Horne aged very gracefully



So did Sophia Loren



and Raquel Welch

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