Virginia Man Charged With Indecent Exposure After Making Coffee Naked in Kitchen

[Chris_]

Virginia Man Charged With Indecent Exposure After Making Coffee Naked in Kitchen

A Springfield man is facing indecent exposure charges after police say he stood naked inside his home as a 7-year-old boy and his mother walked by.

Twenty-nine-year-old Eric Williamson denies any wrongdoing and says any exposure was accidental.

"Yes, I wasn't wearing any clothes but I was alone, in my own home and just got out of bed. It was dark and I had no idea anyone was outside looking in at me," Williamson told MyFoxDC.com in his defense. "I'm a loving dad — any of my friends would tell you that," Williamson said. "There is not a chance on this planet I would ever, ever do anything like that to a kid."

But Fairfax County Police see it differently. Spokeswoman Mary Ann Jennings said the woman and her son first saw Williamson standing naked inside his doorway as they walked along a path outside his home. Police say Williamson then followed the two from inside his home and exposed himself again through a large front window.

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It's going to be difficult to prove it was intentional, and I suppose the guy could clam they were "peeping toms".  Should be interesting to see how this turns out.

[debk]

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It's going to be difficult to prove it was intentional, and I suppose the guy could clam they were "peeping toms".  Should be interesting to see how this turns out.

There was a phone interview with this guy on Shep Smith yesterday....

There was videotape of the inside of this house, showing exactly where he was in his house. He came down the stairs, went into the kitchen, got a cup of coffee and went back up the stairs and crawled back into bed.

Fell back asleep and the next thing he knew several cops were in his bedroom!

They searched his house, arrested him, took him to jail, and even went to his place of work.

It was 5:30 in the morning!!! And the woman was walking her dog in his yard.

I can't tell you how many times I have "streaked" through my house from my bathroom to the laundry room on the opposite end of the house....and passed a whole bunch of windows doing it.

What happened to "your home is your castle"?

If found guilty...he will have to register as a sex offender.

I hope he sues the woman, and the police!!

[thundley4]

It was 5:30 in the morning!!! And the woman was walking her dog in his yard.

They were debating on Fox yesterday morning about whether the woman could be charged with trespassing.

[debk]

They were debating on Fox yesterday morning about whether the woman could be charged with trespassing.

This is one circumstance, I think the guy should get a lawyer and sue everybody he possibly can!

When you add in that the police even went to the guy's work....geesh o Pete!

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$!!!!

[Chump]

Let's even assume the worst.  Let's say this guy really is an exhibitionist and was exposing himself on purpose.  I don't believe it for one second, but let's pretend.

So?

He's in his own home, on his own property.  He wasn't out in public swinging his frank and beans around for all to see.  He was in his kitchen at 5:30AM, and some half-a-moron happened to be near or on his property, staring into his house as he got a cup of coffee in the nude.

The peeping lady is the only one showing indecency here, and the police department is liable for a huge settlement for the way they handled this.  I know, I know, scared stupid woman crying about being scarred for life.  It really tugs on the ol' heartstrings, doesn't it?  This guy did nothing wrong, even if he was pulling one of these (go to 0:20):

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsaiP4tDoM4[/youtube]

Edit: typo

[Thor]

had the woman and her son NOT been trespassing, they would have never noticed what he did inside his house. I feel that she should be charged with trespass, but that charge won't be as nearly as life influencing as the charges against him. The DA, if they had any sense of "right and wrong", should drop the charges against this guy.

[Eupher]

Yeah, I can see it now.

Prosecuting attorney: "Mrs. Smith, do you recognize that penis? If you do, please point it out to the jury."

[Mrs. Smith points to the penis sitting at the defendant's table.]

Prosecuting attorney: "Let the record show that the witness pointed out the defendant."

Prosecuting attorney to the Witness: "Mrs. Smith, how is it you can be sure that this is the penis  you saw?"

Mrs. Smith: "Well, I can be sure because of the size of the head. It was ENORMOUS! My son was absolutely FLOORED!! He asked me, 'Mom, am I gonna get a penis that big when I grow up?' And I told him, 'I don't know, son. That penis is SO BIG it might get you in trouble one day!'

And with that we walked home and phoned the police. He was TRAUMATIZED!"



 

[debk]

Yeah, I can see it now.

Prosecuting attorney: "Mrs. Smith, do you recognize that penis? If you do, please point it out to the jury."

[Mrs. Smith points to the penis sitting at the defendant's table.]

Prosecuting attorney: "Let the record show that the witness pointed out the defendant."

Prosecuting attorney to the Witness: "Mrs. Smith, how is it you can be sure that this is the penis  you saw?"

Mrs. Smith: "Well, I can be sure because of the size of the head. It was ENORMOUS! My son was absolutely FLOORED!! He asked me, 'Mom, am I gonna get a penis that big when I grow up?' And I told him, 'I don't know, son. That penis is SO BIG it might get you in trouble one day!'

And with that we walked home and phoned the police. He was TRAUMATIZED!"



 

 


Maybe she told him...."NO chance.....you have your father's genes...."

She traumatized him by giving him a sense of inadequacy....

 

[Lord Undies]

But it's ok to ride naked on a float through the middle of San Francisco, New Orleans, and a few other towns, in front of children, while homo sex is being simulated or actually performed? 

[debk]

But it's ok to ride naked on a float through the middle of San Francisco, New Orleans, and a few other towns, in front of children, while homo sex is being simulated or actually performed? 

It's different. Just ask them...

I've been at Fantasy Fest in Key West several times....and been totally shocked at the number of parents that bring their kids to the parade.

One year, it seemed there were an awful lot of kids. I was standing near a police officer and asked him about it. He said it was legal. It was a "permitted" parade on a public street...open to the public. If parents wanted to bring their kids, the police couldn't do anything about it.

[JohnnyReb]

I can't tell you how many times I have "streaked" through my house from my bathroom to the laundry room on the opposite end of the house....and passed a whole bunch of windows doing it.

Do it again....I promise not to call the cops.

[thundley4]

But it's ok to ride naked on a float through the middle of San Francisco, New Orleans, and a few other towns, in front of children, while homo sex is being simulated or actually performed? 

Nudist colonies that permit children are another thing that make no sense.

[debk]

Do it again....I promise not to call the cops.

Yeah....but I might have to call an ambulance for you....

[JohnnyReb]

Yeah....but I might have to call an ambulance for you....

Just tell'em not to erase the smile......

[SilverOrchid]

But it's ok to ride naked on a float through the middle of San Francisco, New Orleans, and a few other towns, in front of children, while homo sex is being simulated or actually performed? 

Stop that common sense, you!

[Chris_]

Stop that common sense, you!

...a phrase not to be heard in the White House since Teh Wun began his rule.   

[bkg]

...a phrase not to be heard in the White House since the 1920's.   

Fixed for ya. 

[zeitgeist]

Sounds like it should be curtins for this guy.

[Chris_]

Sounds like it should be curtins for this guy.

I shutter at the thought.

[Thor]

I shutter at the thought.

Alas, the naked truth of the Pun Brigade has struck.

[Chris_]

Alas, the naked truth of the Pun Brigade has struck.

...eh, just a window of opportunity.   

[debk]

...eh, just a window of opportunity.   

full frontal pun attack.......

[Chris_]

full frontal pun attack.......

Can't have anyone getting behind in their work, now can we?

[debk]

Can't have anyone getting behind in their work, now can we?

much better to have the pole position....

[IassaFTots]

Can't have anyone getting behind in their work, now can we?

Man these suckers are just streaking right by me.