What do we need to do, to get the primitives all hot and excited and wet again?
Traffic on Skins's island is down, and it's affecting traffic here, too.
The primitives aren't putting out--despite that their only purpose in life is to provide amusement and light entertainment for decent and civilized people, their own political professionals not taking them seriously (and in some cases even laughing at the primitives alongside us).
Traffic down on Skins's island > a lower quality of primitive campfires > less traffic here.
Now, yes, yes, yes, of course decent and civilized people are still disheartened about the last elections, in which the primitives came out on top, and so it's not really fun to watch the primitives rejoice and orgasmitize over how they've been getting their way the past five years, the rest of us left out in the cold.
But humor can carry one through the troughs.
So, what can we do, to get the primitives flocking to Skins's island again, lighting campfires of better quality than they've been lately?