What was REALLY said:
Godhumor (635 posts) Thu Feb-07-08 09:09 PM
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A truly classic overheard conversation
My wife and I went out for Thai food tonight, and we ended up seated next to two women who were talking loudly and in a realm on the far side of wingbat. Among some of the comments I heard (not altered in anyway):
"What happens if they vote for Clinton? People are going to realize Bush wasn't that bad."
Okay, that one's probably true.
"Teachers spread propaganda to our children to make them hate God."
"Teachers treat global warming as if it were a religion. Next thing you know they'll have the students leaving offerings in the backyard for Al Gore's disciples, the wood elves, like they were some kind of God"
"I don't understand why everyone is complaining about health care. Everybody should just get a job that pays 250K then benefits don't matter."
"You should have heard that moonbat I work with today. She was going on and on and on about the lack of health care. Her husband makes 250K and she has great insurance. She was miffed because they have to pay a portion of it themselves. Like they wouldn't have to pay for it if the government ran it. Some people are never satisfied."
"The media always blame the government to distract people from all the damage that immigrants are doing."
"I WISH the media would hold the government accountable for the immigration debacle."
"You should get your Masters' in transformational coaching."
"Yeah, evidently that idiot I work with wants to get a masters in transformational coaching. What the hell is that?"
"Look at Hitler's Germany. He was trying to help them get out of a depression. If I lived in that time, I would probably need a scapegoat, too."
"If you think about it, the left is just like Hitler. They think government can solve everyone's problems. He believed in "universal" health care too. Hell, they even had the same scapegoat...the JOOOOOOOS!"
"I'm not sure if I should keep undergoing hypno-therapy." (At this point I choked on my fried rice.)
"Yeah, now she's into this hypnotherapy thing. Last month it was "rebirthing", before that it was that whole mother-goddess thing with all those stupid little statues around her desk. Stupid moonbat!"
And as they were paying their bill:
"Leave them a dollar, to these people that's like a week's worth of money."
"Did you see that? That couple over there only left a dollar for a tip. How rude! Guess it's not enough for them to spend the entire meal eavesdropping on other people's conversations, but they have to stiff the poor waitress, too. Let's leave her a couple extra bucks to make up for it."
It was an utterly mindboggling conversation.
Most probably because it WAS only in your mind.
Cindie