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Title: When I die...
Post by: CC27 on September 21, 2015, 09:58:35 AM
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Star Member pinboy3niner (44,903 posts)

When I die...


Somebody will go through my computer and find a goldmine of information about me.

Including all of my DU posts in Notepad, where I typed them before pasting on DU. As well as some things I reconsidered when I calmed down and chose not to post on DU. As well as other things I copied into Notepad, like certain racist, misogyinistic, bigoted and homophobic statements by others that I captured there.

If the folks writing my obit are the same ones who go through my computer, that ought to be a real hoot

More like a goldmine full of porn.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027188806
Title: Re: When I die...
Post by: BannedFromDU on September 21, 2015, 10:08:17 AM
More like a goldmine full of porn.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027188806


     I would depreciate that concern slightly by pointing out that no one ****ing cares. The stench and squalor of a DUmmie's hovel will be the first-order concern, as things on a computer screen do not stink* as do the living quarters of an addled DUmmy.


* - it occurs to me that this is actually an assumption, perhaps a bold one.
Title: Re: When I die...
Post by: BlueStateSaint on September 21, 2015, 10:11:37 AM

     I would depreciate that concern slightly by pointing out that no one ****ing cares. The stench and squalor of a DUmmie's hovel will be the first-order concern, as things on a computer screen do not stink* as do the living quarters of an addled DUmmy.


* - it occurs to me that this is actually an assumption, perhaps a bold one.

And I would like to point out the probable method of 'clearing out' a DUmmie's living quarters . . .

(http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/15/af/ea/15afea01c456f2730ac033504404180c.jpg)
Title: Re: When I die...
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 21, 2015, 10:14:22 AM
I was very disappointed that this thread was not started by the Big Guy.
Title: Re: When I die...
Post by: thundley4 on September 21, 2015, 10:20:16 AM
I was very disappointed that this thread was not started by the Big Guy.

OS probably keeps his kiddie porn on a thumbdrive.
Title: Re: When I die...
Post by: USA4ME on September 21, 2015, 11:44:37 AM
Only a primitive would refer to a cesspool as a "goldmine of information".

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Title: Re: When I die...
Post by: Maverick1987 on September 21, 2015, 12:49:13 PM
Only a primitive would refer to a cesspool as a "goldmine of information".

The primitive has admitted some restraint in his DU postings.  Those "reconsidered" notes would undoubtedly be a goldmine IMO   
Title: Re: When I die...
Post by: Maverick1987 on September 21, 2015, 12:53:30 PM
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...like certain racist, misogyinistic, bigoted and homophobic statements by others that I captured there.

Another anecdote proving that DU is one of the most racist, misogynistic, bigoted and homophobic forums on the webz
Title: Re: When I die...
Post by: Karin on September 21, 2015, 01:01:25 PM
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Somebody will go through my computer and find a goldmine of information about me.
:lmao:

When you die, your computer will be tossed in the landfill with everything else.  Nobody's going to start going through the writings of a nobody like you.  There's no information about you that suggests "goldmine" or "hoot" to anyone. 
Title: Re: When I die...
Post by: landofconfusion80 on September 21, 2015, 03:20:56 PM
:lmao:

When you die, your computer will be tossed in the landfill with everything else <including you>.  Nobody's going to start going through the writings of a nobody like you.  There's no information about you that suggests "goldmine" or "hoot" to anyone.

fixed it