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Title: DUmmie writes a letter ..
Post by: Houstonguy34 on November 04, 2019, 07:22:22 PM
Why do they think Congressmen give a crap what they have to say? 

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100212654133


Star Member trof (52,058 posts)

Letter to my congressman, Bradley Byrne Dist 1. (R-AL) "Now I Fear You"


 
NOW I FEAR YOU

I did vote for you in the primary because the alternative was so much worse.*
I have disagreed with many, if not most, of your policy positions since you took office.

But now I fear you.
It frightens me that you continue to support Donald Trump in spite of the fact that he is undermining and damaging the very security of our nation. I won't go into details. I know that you have all of the same information that I do...if you watch anything other than Fox News

I fear you because I know that, unlike many others of your cohorts, you are an intelligent, educated person.
I written you about this before, but it still pains me that you and your party are now blatantly and unapologetically putting your political party above all else.
Above your family.
Above your faith.
Above your country.
Above your duty to the oath you swore and to and the constitution.
Above everything else.
Uber alles.
Does that have a familiar ring?

Now the good news.
It's still not too late. Not to late to come to your senses.
Ask yourself "Is it more important for me to get re-elected (or elected to the senate) or to do what, in my heart of hearts, I know is the right thing to d?."
Please ponder this.

(trof)

*There was NO Democratic challenger to Byrne in the primary or general election. His repug opponent was a hair-on-fire tea partier. Democrats in the county organized to vote for Byrne (open primary) as the lesser of two evils.
Now he is running for the repug nomination to go against Dem senate incumbent Doug Jones.

P.S. Byrne was a Dem until the late 90s.
Title: Re: DUmmie writes a letter ..
Post by: Zathras on November 04, 2019, 08:17:34 PM
Irony: DUmbass accuses Congressman of doing what they've proudly done since DU went live.
Title: Re: DUmmie writes a letter ..
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on November 04, 2019, 09:09:20 PM
If said DUmmy really sent that (highly doubtful), how long did it take for the congressman to chuckle out loud as he wadded it up & tossed it?

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Title: Re: DUmmie writes a letter ..
Post by: Texacon on November 05, 2019, 07:12:22 AM
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But now I fear you.
It frightens me that you continue to support Donald Trump in spite of the fact that he is undermining and damaging the very security of our nation. I won't go into details. I know that you have all of the same information that I do...if you watch anything other than Fox News


Yeah, those pesky details that NONE of them will ever mention.  Wonder why that is?  If you ask them about the 'details' or 'crimes', they say stupid stuff like "if I have to tell you it's not worth my time."

KC
Title: Re: DUmmie writes a letter ..
Post by: DLR Pyro on November 05, 2019, 02:22:31 PM
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NOW I FEAR YOU

I did vote for you in the primary because the alternative was so much worse.*
I have disagreed with many, if not most, of your policy positions since you took office.

But now I fear you.
It frightens me that you continue to support Donald Trump in spite of the fact that he is undermining and damaging the very security of our nation. I won't go into details. I know that you have all of the same information that I do...if you watch anything other than Fox News

I fear you because I know that, unlike many others of your cohorts, you are an intelligent, educated person.
I written you about this before, but it still pains me that you and your party are now blatantly and unapologetically putting your political party above all else.
Above your family.
Above your faith.
Above your country.
Above your duty to the oath you swore and to and the constitution.
Above everything else.
Uber alles.
Does that have a familiar ring?

Now the good news.
It's still not too late. Not to late to come to your senses.
Ask yourself "Is it more important for me to get re-elected (or elected to the senate) or to do what, in my heart of hearts, I know is the right thing to d?."
Please ponder this.

is this supposed to be a haiku or some other form of silly poetry that means nothing to anyone except the author?
Title: Re: DUmmie writes a letter ..
Post by: SVPete on November 05, 2019, 05:12:31 PM
You have to admit that DUpipo like Star Moron trof provide conservative Congress-Critters a valuable service. They train the conservatives to ignore idiots without saying anything the MSM can latch onto and condemn.
Title: Re: DUmmie writes a letter ..
Post by: I_B_Perky on November 05, 2019, 08:41:30 PM
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Star Member trof (52,058 posts)

Letter to my congressman, Bradley Byrne Dist 1. (R-AL) "Now I Fear You"


 
NOW I FEAR YOU

I did vote for you in the primary because the alternative was so much worse.*
I have disagreed with many, if not most, of your policy positions since you took office.

But now I fear you.
It frightens me that you continue to support Donald Trump in spite of the fact that he is undermining and damaging the very security of our nation. I won't go into details. I know that you have all of the same information that I do...if you watch anything other than Fox News

I fear you because I know that, unlike many others of your cohorts, you are an intelligent, educated person.
I written you about this before, but it still pains me that you and your party are now blatantly and unapologetically putting your political party above all else.
Above your family.
Above your faith.
Above your country.
Above your duty to the oath you swore and to and the constitution.
Above everything else.
Uber alles.
Does that have a familiar ring?

Now the good news.
It's still not too late. Not to late to come to your senses.
Ask yourself "Is it more important for me to get re-elected (or elected to the senate) or to do what, in my heart of hearts, I know is the right thing to d?."
Please ponder this.

(trof)

While I'm sure the dummie got the standard "Thank you for your letter" I'm guessing the congress critter a) never laid eyes on it and b) would not give a damn if he did. 

I've seen 7 yr olds act with more sense than the dummies.
Title: Re: DUmmie writes a letter ..
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on November 06, 2019, 09:22:50 AM
If said DUmmy really sent that (highly doubtful), how long did it take for the congressman to chuckle out loud as he wadded it up & tossed it?

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He never saw it. A staffer sent back the standard mad-libs boiler plate response. "Dear __________ thank you for writing about your concern for _____________..."
Title: Re: DUmmie writes a letter ..
Post by: SVPete on November 06, 2019, 09:27:51 AM
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DUmmie writes a letter ..

Was it in blue crayon? :rimshot:
Title: Re: DUmmie writes a letter ..
Post by: jukin on November 06, 2019, 03:05:35 PM
I hope the letter, if really was written, was stained with fear tears.  That makes it much more significant.
Title: Re: DUmmie writes a letter ..
Post by: Aristotelian on November 15, 2019, 08:46:36 AM
Was it in blue crayon? :rimshot:

Different colours - didn't manage to get to the end of the letter before eating the crayon, and so needing a new one.
Title: Re: DUmmie writes a letter ..
Post by: landofconfusion80 on November 15, 2019, 01:44:42 PM
Different colours - didn't manage to get to the end of the letter before eating the crayon, and so needing a new one.
I'd have figured it was macaroni pasted to construction paper. Craft of the day in the day room
Title: Re: DUmmie writes a letter ..
Post by: DUmpsterDiver on November 15, 2019, 11:00:43 PM
>Star Member trof (52,058 posts) Ask yourself "Is it more important for me to get re-elected (or elected to the senate) or to do what, in my heart of hearts, I know is the right thing to d?."

Hey Stoopid, This ain't your daddy talkin', Your story ain't so shocking, Blow some steam, C'mon and scream.
Title: Re: DUmmie writes a letter ..
Post by: diesel driver on November 20, 2019, 06:11:46 PM

Yeah, those pesky details that NONE of them will ever mention.  Wonder why that is?  If you ask them about the 'details' or 'crimes', they say stupid stuff like "if I have to tell you it's not worth my time."

KC

Either that, or, "You're too stupid to understand...".
Title: Re: DUmmie writes a letter ..
Post by: fatboy on November 20, 2019, 09:21:46 PM
Say it loud!

Say it plowed!!!
Title: Re: DUmmie writes a letter ..
Post by: Big Dog on November 20, 2019, 11:08:42 PM
is this supposed to be a haiku or some other form of silly poetry that means nothing to anyone except the author?

All it needs is a healthy dose of aching seed and a well-placed blink, blink, blink or two.