Wed Sep 11, 2013, 01:15 PM
Safetykitten (4,925 posts)
It's the big decisions under a Democratic President.
Big decisions, like do I pay the rent or Cobra? Do I sell my shitty car to pay the Cobra and get evicted? Or do I live in the van and have no Cobra?
What a ****ing sad spectacle of a society we are. People actually post about iPhone envy
So in two hours I have to make the decisions. Homeless or Cobra...or actually carless, homeless and having Cobra.
Well, DUmmy, I sure don't have iPhone envy. I pay for a stack of them.
I think the real decision will be whether to go with the new gold color on iPhone 5S.
I'm thinking homeless, carless but having Cobra.
I'm thinking the charcoal, but I haven't seen the new champagne color yet.
Anyway, forget about the iPhone 5Cheesy plastic model.
It would be so insulting to DUmmies like Safetykitten if their new 0bamaphones were iPhone 5Cs.
I hope DUmmy Safetykitten keeps the clunker and DUmps the Cobra. Healthcare is free now.