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Re: Tav fell off the wagon
« Reply #25 on: August 13, 2013, 06:13:43 PM »
Good thing Tav didn't hit his head on anything hard when he fell off the wagon.

Might have made him smarter. 

Like every other DUmbass, he was born stupid, and has been loosing ground ever since.
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Re: Tav fell off the wagon
« Reply #26 on: August 13, 2013, 06:37:15 PM »
Hey Tavs. We're laughing at your failure of a life. You gonna do anything about it?
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Re: Re: Re: Tav fell off the wagon
« Reply #27 on: August 13, 2013, 08:10:57 PM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on August 13, 2013, 06:37:15 PM
Hey Tavs. We're laughing at your failure of a life. You gonna do anything about it?

Yeah, he will pass out & start all over again tomorrow.
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Re: Tav fell off the wagon
« Reply #28 on: August 13, 2013, 09:29:24 PM »
Taverner Kregel has never fallen off the wagon.

That would imply that he was at one time on the wagon.

His alcoholism, combined with his raging addiction to heroin, makes him a pretty entertaining DUmmy.

Hopefully he'll continue to post frequently during the short remaining life he has before slithering off to hell.

Which reminds me.

When is Elad going to get off his lazy ass and set up that Dead DUmmy forum?

DUmmies continue to drop like flies, and there's no place to properly memorialize them.

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Re: Tav fell off the wagon
« Reply #29 on: August 13, 2013, 11:49:17 PM »
Libs are more susceptible to falling off wagons because they jump on so many band wagons.
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Re: Tav fell off the wagon
« Reply #30 on: August 14, 2013, 07:07:34 AM »
Quote from: FlaGator on August 13, 2013, 04:57:56 PM
I feel for him. I'm a recovering alcoholic who has been sober for a little over 7 years. It's hard to put down the bottle after years of depending on it. I spent 25 years trying to quit.

It's not about will power... it's about God having enough mercy to free someone from their addiction.

I'm going on 4 years sober, in October.  It's also about us wanting God to free us from their addiction.
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Re: Tav fell off the wagon
« Reply #31 on: August 14, 2013, 09:27:30 AM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on August 14, 2013, 07:07:34 AM
I'm going on 4 years sober, in October.  It's also about us wanting God to free us from their addiction.

Good for you, doing great.

As for Tav - that's the problem he doesn't want to be free, he admits as much; and even if he did want to be free, he wouldn't want to be freed by God.
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Re: Tav fell off the wagon
« Reply #32 on: August 14, 2013, 12:48:49 PM »
Was the Drunken DUchebag ever ON the wagon?
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Re: Tav fell off the wagon
« Reply #33 on: August 14, 2013, 01:12:09 PM »
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Taverner  Mon Aug 5, 2013, 11:30 PM(54,258 posts)

I fell off the wagon

Again

Today

I am drunk right now

Or at least not sober

Why can't I control this shit?

Why am I a slave to this shit?

Surrounded by 6 bars around my workplace.

What workplace?  I thought he was kicked to the curb months ago . .
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Re: Tav fell off the wagon
« Reply #34 on: August 14, 2013, 01:18:52 PM »
Quote from: njpines on August 14, 2013, 01:12:09 PM
What workplace?  I thought he was kicked to the curb months ago . .

I supposing when you're panhandling for drug money, the street corner you're working could be considered your "workplace". :whatever:
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Re: Tav fell off the wagon
« Reply #35 on: August 14, 2013, 03:41:56 PM »
Quote from: Gina on August 13, 2013, 02:26:47 PM
I have subdued to Kochs too after too much brew but never Bush :rimshot:


PTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! [blink blink...]

Um.... buy you a drink, dear?
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Re: Tav fell off the wagon
« Reply #36 on: August 14, 2013, 05:13:19 PM »
Quote from: FlaGator on August 13, 2013, 04:57:56 PM

It's not about will power... it's about God having enough mercy to free someone from their addiction.

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It's also about us wanting God to free us from their addiction.

And cultivating the humility to approach God, asking for help and forgiveness.

(And with God's grace, I'll be 8 years sober in a few weeks).
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Re: Tav fell off the wagon
« Reply #37 on: August 14, 2013, 05:19:06 PM »
Quote from: redwhit on August 14, 2013, 05:13:19 PM
And cultivating the humility to approach God, asking for help and forgiveness.

(And with God's grace, I'll be 8 years sober in a few weeks).


The Lord ended my drinking without me asking. Trust me, the day I had my last drink was not intended to be the day of my last drink as far as I was concerned. The Lord had other ideas... thankfully. Otherwise I'd be in jail or dead.
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Re: Tav fell off the wagon
« Reply #38 on: August 14, 2013, 08:03:57 PM »
Quote from: dutch508 on August 14, 2013, 03:41:56 PM

PTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! [blink blink...]

Um.... buy you a drink, dear?

I don't know how to read that first word.

Is it the sound an aching seed makes?
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Re: Tav fell off the wagon
« Reply #39 on: August 14, 2013, 08:19:50 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on August 14, 2013, 08:03:57 PM
I don't know how to read that first word.

Is it the sound an aching seed makes?

It's the sound perfectly good scotch makes when it is forcibly expelled into a monitor and/or keyboard prior to swallowing.
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Re: Tav fell off the wagon
« Reply #40 on: August 14, 2013, 09:59:28 PM »
To those of you building your sobriety, I congratulate and salute you. Keep up the good work one day at a time. Let go and let God.
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Re: Tav fell off the wagon
« Reply #41 on: August 14, 2013, 11:36:33 PM »
Poor Taverner.

Perhaps a couple long rails of crystal meth and a big fat tarball of heroin will help him get over it.

Paging Dr. Barksdale Dr. Heisenberg Dr. Stanfield!
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Re: Tav fell off the wagon
« Reply #42 on: August 15, 2013, 12:16:19 AM »
Quote from: GCBill on August 14, 2013, 11:36:33 PM
Poor Taverner.

Perhaps a couple long rails of crystal meth and a big fat tarball of heroin will help him get over it.

Paging Dr. Barksdale Dr. Heisenberg Dr. Stanfield!

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Re: Tav fell off the wagon
« Reply #43 on: August 15, 2013, 06:46:02 AM »
Quote from: dutch508 on August 14, 2013, 03:41:56 PM

PTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! [blink blink...]

Um.... buy you a drink, dear?

I quit drinking 8/2007.  Sorry  :tongue:  I'm a good girl now. :shucks:
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Re: Tav fell off the wagon
« Reply #44 on: August 15, 2013, 07:21:25 AM »
Quote from: Gina on August 15, 2013, 06:46:02 AM
I quit drinking 8/2007.  Sorry  :tongue:  I'm a good girl now. :shucks:

Happy Anniversary! :-*
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