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Oh, now that's just sad
« on: June 12, 2013, 06:52:05 AM »
We've all seen in the past how TheMasturbatingMess loves to make these grand pronouncements of GOP tyranny. He loves to regale the wide-eyed Proglodytes with lurid tales of the GOP crushing civil liberties and imposing a police state until the little dears are all aquiver under their bed sheets.

Well, it's kind of hard to press that narrative in the current news cycle.

So, he needs something else to rattle their cages.

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There Is No Global Warming, I Repeat "TINGW'ing - It Is All In Your Head. It Is A Hoax.

This is a GOP announcement. That is all.

If you have been fried or torched by fire, are suffering record high temperatures, flattened by a tornado, drowned or otherwise blown away by wild weather, it is just normal weather activity.

That alone demonstrates the sad state to which he has been reduced but then his thread drew only 1 reply...

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1. But the rabid mob that wants to impeach President Obama wants Jeb/Rand to deal with the issue.
 
amazing disconnect isn't it?

What would Paul Ryan, temp. President 2015 do for global warming with his VP Inhoffe?

It's like watching schizophrenics try and talk to the voices in each other's head.

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Re: Oh, now that's just sad
« Reply #1 on: June 12, 2013, 07:21:19 AM »
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It's like watching schizophrenics try and talk to the voices in each other's head.

:lmao:  Classic. 
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Re: Oh, now that's just sad
« Reply #2 on: June 12, 2013, 07:38:10 AM »
I don't know how many have heard of or watched the "Great Global Warming Swindle". But if you haven't I highly recommend it.
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Re: Oh, now that's just sad
« Reply #3 on: June 12, 2013, 08:38:12 AM »
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If you have been fried or torched by fire..

If you've been fried or torched by fire recently, I suggest you've got bigger issues to deal with than GW.

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Re: Oh, now that's just sad
« Reply #4 on: June 12, 2013, 09:50:45 AM »
Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on June 12, 2013, 06:52:05 AM


It's like watching schizophrenics try and talk to the voices in each other's head.


That is the best description I have ever read of DU.
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Re: Oh, now that's just sad
« Reply #5 on: June 12, 2013, 09:55:20 AM »
Even the NYT says there has been NO GLOBAL WARMING in the last 15 years. Now curiously during that time the sun has been at a low solar radiance. When the temperatures were going up in the 90s, the sun was at one of its largest solar outputs. Now I know that this real evidence will never trump an Excel spreadsheet made by a person getting hundreds of thousands to say there is AGW to a low info person (AKA DUchebag). However, it is good enough for this MSME with 30 years of designing machines (and having to have those designs actually work) using UV, IR, X-Ray, convection, and conductive energy transfer.
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Re: Oh, now that's just sad
« Reply #6 on: June 12, 2013, 12:01:10 PM »
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If you have been fried or torched by fire,

Yes.  I was using my heat gun on a heat shrink job I was doing in my breaker box yesterday.
I layed it down on some plastic.  It melted it.

GoReBalWaRmiNG!!!!!!!!!I bEEEEE-lEEEEve!111!!!


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are suffering record high temperatures,

It was 74 degress.  At noon. In June. In Southern Illinois.  

In. June.

GoReBalWaRmiNG!!!!!!!!!I bEEEEE-lEEEEve!111!!!

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flattened by a tornado

Has never happened before.

GoReBalWaRmiNG!!!!!!!!!I bEEEEE-lEEEEve!111!!!

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drowned


Not this week.

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otherwise blown away by wild weather

Hurricane.  1978.  Iwakuni, Japan.  Should I have been worried?  It was the second one that year.  Same as the year before.  And the year before.  And the........

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it is just normal weather activity.

Glad to see you see it my way.  Dip. Shit.
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Re: Oh, now that's just sad
« Reply #7 on: June 12, 2013, 12:02:04 PM »
Quote from: USA4ME on June 12, 2013, 08:38:12 AM
If you've been fried or torched by fire recently, I suggest you've got bigger issues to deal with than GW.

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Re: Oh, now that's just sad
« Reply #8 on: June 12, 2013, 12:11:09 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on June 12, 2013, 07:38:10 AM
I don't know how many have heard of or watched the "Great Global Warming Swindle". But if you haven't I highly recommend it.


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Re: Oh, now that's just sad
« Reply #9 on: June 12, 2013, 09:04:36 PM »
Bringing up tornadoes and today's related catch-word 'Derechos' (I wonder if Derechos come in nacho cheese and cool ranch flavors - that would be awesome !) are actually more closely related to Global Cooling. - Which is why they tend to happen in spring or fall.

It takes a blast of cold arctic air to spin these storms up.

Edit - Global Cooling not 'Cooing'

I would imagine Global Cooing would be the result of a Flippy-Doo & Friends international coup. 



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Re: Oh, now that's just sad
« Reply #10 on: June 13, 2013, 12:05:30 AM »
I find it interesting that he only drew one comment...the cracker cupcake.
MisterNUmbNUtz, is losing his touch.   :bawl:
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Re: Oh, now that's just sad
« Reply #11 on: June 13, 2013, 08:26:04 AM »
I'll bet the majority of the DUmbasses have been fried.....after a long night of drug use.
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Re: Oh, now that's just sad
« Reply #12 on: June 13, 2013, 09:00:29 AM »
Quote from: Zathras on June 13, 2013, 08:26:04 AM
I'll bet the majority of the DUmbasses have been fried.....after a long night of drug use.

Fried, fired . . . it's all the same . . . :whistling:
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Re: Oh, now that's just sad
« Reply #13 on: June 13, 2013, 05:36:21 PM »
Quote from: miskie on June 12, 2013, 09:04:36 PM
Bringing up tornadoes and today's related catch-word 'Derechos' (I wonder if Derechos come in nacho cheese and cool ranch flavors - that would be awesome !) are actually more closely related to Global Cooling. - Which is why they tend to happen in spring or fall.

It takes a blast of cold arctic air to spin these storms up.

Edit - Global Cooling not 'Cooing'

I would imagine Global Cooing would be the result of a Flippy-Doo & Friends international coup. 





Same reason the weather channel wanted to name winter storms
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Re: Oh, now that's just sad
« Reply #14 on: June 13, 2013, 09:56:08 PM »
Quote from: Crazy Horse on June 13, 2013, 05:36:21 PM
Same reason the weather channel wanted to name winter storms

The Weather Channel's whole purpose is ratings.

They increase their audience by making every summer rainstorm and every winter snowstorm sound like an unprecedented natural disaster.

The last time we had a thunderstorm, I was watching the tail end of a late night baseball game on TV.

They broke into the game with a breathless announcement of a tornado watch, with the conditions right for possible formation of a tornado.

The weather chick said you should wake your children and take them to your "safe place" until the threat passed.

"Safe place" is one of their new buzzwords, like "first responders" and "rain events".

Like the Weather Channel, local TV stations have spent so much on radar equipment, they have to make every rain a catastrophe.

I feel sorry for the children of halfwits who take TV weather bullshit seriously, huddled in their "safe place" every couple of weeks.

It'll finish off any sanity the little rugrats have left after the paranoia generated by all  the "Amber Alert" hype.
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