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Offline USA4ME

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PDTurd primitive SOL
« on: January 25, 2013, 12:28:13 PM »
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I don't EVER want to hear another rich asshole complain about taxes

So, on 12-31-12 i was downsized out of a job after almost 13 years with the same company, 8 of those years as a department manager. I was informed I would receive 3 months worth of severance of my meager $36k salary, and that I would be paid every 2 weeks just like I was still working until the severance was paid out.
 
Well, first severance check was due today so I got up and checked the bank for the direct deposit and it was there, but, it was short. Considerably short. I called up payroll to ask WTF it was so short and was informed that severance pay was considered as "supplemental income" for tax purposes so it is taxed at a flat 25% rate by the IRS.
 
I mean.....REALLY? So this is what we've come to, the wealthy owners of this country are so averse to paying taxes that they have to kick the little guy at one of his lowest moments to take up their damn slack?
 :argh:

In light of all this , I have only two questions:

Ouestion one: What is the tax rate on golden parachutes?

Question two: Who owns this one? Under what administration/congress was this "let's kick the little guy while he's down" policy instituted?
 
In the meantime, I've taken on some drywall and paint work in order to "supplement" my income, so I better get back to rolling paint. Y'all have a great day, I'll check back in later, and thanks in advance for any answers you come up with.

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Own It!!!!

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Re: PDTurd primitive SOL
« Reply #1 on: January 25, 2013, 12:33:22 PM »
Quote from: USA4ME on January 25, 2013, 12:28:13 PM
:lol: :loser:

The Obamaconomy is right on track.

Own It!!!!

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What a good little lemming.  Instead of blaming the government, he blames the rich.
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Re: PDTurd primitive SOL
« Reply #2 on: January 25, 2013, 12:54:10 PM »
Quote from: WinOne4TheGipper on January 25, 2013, 12:33:22 PM
What a good little lemming.  Instead of blaming the government, he blames the rich.

And the IRS, instead of the politicians who tell them what they have to do.

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Re: PDTurd primitive SOL
« Reply #3 on: January 25, 2013, 01:01:15 PM »
Don't worry DUmbass, you will get it all back and then some when you file your taxes next year.
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Re: PDTurd primitive SOL
« Reply #4 on: January 25, 2013, 01:04:31 PM »
While taxes on Severance pay, bonuses etc are taxed at a higher rate than regular income you still are taxed overall at gross income level so some folks may still owe while others receive a refund.

Been the rule for about 30 yrs or so.
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Re: PDTurd primitive SOL
« Reply #5 on: January 25, 2013, 01:21:44 PM »
Sucks to be you, DUmmie.  How's that big ol' democrat shit sandwich taste?  How much did you enjoy finding out you are "rich" and your democrat gods (you know, the rich-ass libs) don't give a damn how much they steal from all of us?  Bet you regret that vote for hopey-changey now, dontcha?

Nah, you're still too stupid to figure it out.

Welcome to the world you helped create, ****head.


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Re: PDTurd primitive SOL
« Reply #6 on: January 25, 2013, 01:23:42 PM »
Wouldn't a rich person's severance package (which is what a golden parachute is, I thought) taxed at the same rate?

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Re: PDTurd primitive SOL
« Reply #7 on: January 25, 2013, 01:28:15 PM »
 :mental:  He thinks that some rich dude, pissed off about his taxes, called the IRS and told them to withhold 25% from this idiot, just because the rich dude's feeling cranky?  That's how it sounds.  

Blame your beloved government, DUmbass.  And yes, you'll get it back.  

I'd fire your ass, too, for being so stupid.  
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Re: PDTurd primitive SOL
« Reply #8 on: January 25, 2013, 01:30:04 PM »
The dude is getting 3 months pay for not working and he is still bitching?
God these people are pathetic.
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Re: PDTurd primitive SOL
« Reply #9 on: January 25, 2013, 01:33:09 PM »
Over at the thread, they blather about changing W-2's.

It's a W-4, DUmbasses.   And it has absolutely nothing to do with anything. 

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6. Your unemployment benefits are going to be taxed too

Weeeeee!!

I thought you guys loooooved taxes.  You'd think you'd know more about tax law, you're so enamoured of it.
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Re: PDTurd primitive SOL
« Reply #10 on: January 25, 2013, 01:34:20 PM »
If you think $36k is "meager", try living off what George Obama makes... and his brother won't even help him out.
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Re: PDTurd primitive SOL
« Reply #11 on: January 25, 2013, 01:36:27 PM »
He should call his CONgresscritter and bitch rather than blaming the 'rich'. Well in a manner of speaking he is right,the rich  :censored: in CONgress are the ones that drafted the laws, not the owner of the company. It's chic to blame the rich,especially when there is a progressive rat in office. Had it been Bush, all hell would be breaking loose blaming the repukes and the chimp. Asshats!
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Re: PDTurd primitive SOL
« Reply #12 on: January 25, 2013, 01:37:08 PM »
Any bets that the DUmmie is now working under the table and will not declare his income.

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Re: PDTurd primitive SOL
« Reply #13 on: January 25, 2013, 01:42:37 PM »
Quote from: 67 Rover on January 25, 2013, 01:37:08 PM
Any bets that the DUmmie is now working under the table and will not declare his income.

Count on it.  I thought the same thing.

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Re: PDTurd primitive SOL
« Reply #14 on: January 25, 2013, 01:44:09 PM »
Quote from: Karin on January 25, 2013, 01:33:09 PM
Over at the thread, they blather about changing W-2's.

It's a W-4, DUmbasses.   And it has absolutely nothing to do with anything. 

I thought you guys loooooved taxes.  You'd think you'd know more about tax law, you're so enamoured of it.

I wouldn't be surprised if they were changing their W2 forms. What's a little fraud when you are a DUmmy? 

If I was nice I might warn them that the IRS also got a copy if that W2 so if you alter it you will get caught.
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Re: PDTurd primitive SOL
« Reply #15 on: January 25, 2013, 02:05:43 PM »
Oh, you mean like with White Out or something, like you'd change a report card (or attempt to) as a kid? 

 :lmao: 

Say, DUmmie, that just might work!  Give it a try! 
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« Reply #16 on: January 25, 2013, 02:30:58 PM »
Quote from: Karin on January 25, 2013, 02:05:43 PM
Oh, you mean like with White Out or something, like you'd change a report card (or attempt to) as a kid? 

 :lmao: 

Say, DUmmie, that just might work!  Give it a try!

Yep that way they can boost their EITC.
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Re: PDTurd primitive SOL
« Reply #17 on: January 25, 2013, 03:10:36 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on January 25, 2013, 01:34:20 PM
If you think $36k is "meager", try living off what George Obama makes... and his brother won't even help him out.

True, Obama won't help a brother out.
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Re: PDTurd primitive SOL
« Reply #18 on: January 25, 2013, 03:53:36 PM »

     Maybe I'm a jerk, but...making only $36K after 13 YEARS at the same company? Not a very ambitious or valuable DUmmy.

   
     Anyway, yes, DUmbasses, the IRS rules for taxing supplemental income are the same for all. Leave it to a DUmbass in a desperate moment to make it completely abstract and political. That's why you people are losers, lurkers. Want to know what the last thing I give a shit about is if I ever get canned? What someone else gets paid when THEY get canned.

     
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Re: PDTurd primitive SOL
« Reply #19 on: January 25, 2013, 05:18:42 PM »
Quote from: 67 Rover on January 25, 2013, 01:37:08 PM
Any bets that the DUmmie is now working under the table and will not declare his income.



I'll take that bet. No way the low IQer gets a job that pays under the table. Those usually involve physical labor.

I just hope that when the 0bama economy and all of the socialist regulations made this business downsize that the boss went out and looked at the bumper stickers on cars to determine who was in the first round of layoffs.
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Re: PDTurd primitive SOL
« Reply #20 on: January 25, 2013, 10:02:39 PM »
So this DUmmy had this job throughout the Great Bush Prosperity, and has been a "department manager" for eight years, and makes $3000 a month?

Maybe he works in Haiti.

On the other hand, no DUmp democrat is worth more than that.

Now he's a beneficiary of the 0conomy, and will likely be unemployed for the rest of his miserable, worthless life.

It doesn't get any better than that! Thanks for the story, DUmbass!
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Re: PDTurd primitive SOL
« Reply #21 on: January 26, 2013, 10:55:35 AM »
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Well, first severance check was due today so I got up and checked the bank for the direct deposit and it was there, but, it was short. Considerably short. I called up payroll to ask WTF it was so short and was informed that severance pay was considered as "supplemental income" for tax purposes so it is taxed at a flat 25% rate by the IRS.
 
I mean.....REALLY? So this is what we've come to, the wealthy owners of this country are so averse to paying taxes that they have to kick the little guy at one of his lowest moments to take up their damn slack?

PD Turk, your fellow DUmmy Autumn recently offered this advice to golfer Phil Mickelson but it bears repeating since I think that it would apply equally well to you:
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can live under a ****ing bridge. I hear Alaska has some lovely bridges. Then, presto, no ****ing taxes to pay. Stupid dumb ass whiny ****er.

http://election.democraticunderground.com/10022226025

Go whine under a bridge, dumbass.
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Re: PDTurd primitive SOL
« Reply #22 on: January 26, 2013, 11:07:12 AM »
Someone finally tells him what he wants to believe anyway.

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10. Likely Reagan since that was about the time the "supplemental income" benefits came to be, because of jobs being outsourced. He was the one that taxed our unemployment too.

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11. Thanks

I thought it reeked of St Ronnie, just the kind of shit he'd pull ...

That's the beauty of libs.  Tell them what they want to hear, they head down the primrose path believing it, you walk up behind them and club them to death.  Like fish in a barrel.

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Re: PDTurd primitive SOL
« Reply #23 on: January 26, 2013, 05:46:24 PM »
I'm surprised old PS Turd was able to get drywall/paint work with all the illegals willing to do it for beer money.  As soon as that severance pay runs out, he's going to have a lot of lifestyle adjustments to make.  He also has a long wait for that eic.   Hope he whines about it in the dump.
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