The name is solich. franksolich. He makes James Bond and Jack Bauer seem like preschoolers. He's lived the adventures that TiT and Nads pretends to have lived. Santa Claus checks with him to determine who's been naughty or nice. Chuck Norris, with trembling fear, says 'yes, sir' and 'nor, sir' to him.
He doesn't always screw with primitives' minds, but when he does it's at DemocratUnderground.