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Offline AllosaursRus

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Stereotypical DUer
« on: January 31, 2011, 07:02:39 AM »
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

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Stereotypical DUer
   
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This is for tealurkers. How to spot a progressive.

- We like the idea of protecting endangered species.
- You probably won't see many of us at a monster truck event.
- We might avoid a John Voigt or Mel Gibson movie.
- Probably more interested in seeing Hoover Dam than Las Vegas.
- TV won't be on Fox.
- No pork rinds.
- We have no problem with a 13.7 billion year old universe.
- We think it's a bad idea to let sick people die because they can't afford HC.
- It's none of our business how people pair up. It's actually beautiful.
- We think Multi-nationals and the Military Industrial Complex have agendas.
- We know there is no gay agenda.
- And environmentalists are not terrorists.
- And Muslims are fine.
- Assault weapons are really about killing people, not hunting.
- Iraq & Afghanistan are wars of choice.
- Saddam had no WMD's.
- One cold day does not discredit global climate change.
- An elevated level of hate will not impress god.

And on and on. I know there are some du'ers who probably love monster truck events. I apologize in advance.

We can have fun with this one!!

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Re: Stereotypical DUer
« Reply #1 on: January 31, 2011, 07:59:58 AM »
They have a lot of gay threads for no gay agenda.

Here this is better:

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salinen (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Sun Jan-30-11 12:30 PM
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Stereotypical DUer
   
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This is for tealurkers. How to spot a progressive.

- We like the idea of siphoning infant brains.
- You probably won't see many of us paying for our own car.
- We never knew anyone other than Michael Moore could make a movie.
- Probably more interested in seeing Hoover Dam than Las Vegas.
- No one would call our females a Fox.
- Lots of Cheetos.
- We have no problem with a 13.7 billion dead liberal babies.
- We think it's a bad idea to let rich people live because they can afford HC.
- It's none of our business how people pair up so long as they aren't religiously minded and have children.
- We think Multi-nationals and the Military Industrial Complex are hiding under our bed.
- We know there is no gay agenda.
- And environmentalists are not terrorists, we just like it when they burn shit down.
- And Muslims are fine, especially the terrorists.
- Assault weapons are really about killing people, not hunting. Which is why we want them for Muslims and not you.
- Iraq & Afghanistan are wars of choice and we choose Saddam and the Taliban.
- Saddam had no WMD's but Iran should be allowed to own them.
- One cold day does not discredit global climate change but my dick shrinks smaller than usual, so somebody please start a fire.
- An elevated level of Xanax proves I'm god.

And on and on. I know there are some du'ers who probably love monster truck events. I apologize in advance.

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Re: Stereotypical DUer
« Reply #2 on: January 31, 2011, 08:04:03 AM »
H5 Snuggle Bunny!

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Re: Stereotypical DUer
« Reply #3 on: January 31, 2011, 08:08:24 AM »
Not 1 thing on there about working hard or personal responsibility.
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Re: Stereotypical DUer
« Reply #4 on: January 31, 2011, 08:15:16 AM »
Not 1 thing on there about working hard or personal responsibility.

To them having to earn anything is slavery.

I may not lock my doors while sitting at a red light and a black man is near, but I sure as hell grab on tight to my wallet when any democrats are close by.

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Re: Stereotypical DUer
« Reply #5 on: January 31, 2011, 08:47:57 AM »
....and they IMMEDIATELY  got into a fight about guns.  Every thread picks a fight, even the masturbatory ones like this one. 

Look at this loathsome and idiotic comment:

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37. don't forget. we agree that the civil war is over and THEY LOST!

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85. Glad you didn't include Cheetos in the list because I like them.
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Re: Stereotypical DUer
« Reply #6 on: January 31, 2011, 09:35:04 AM »
One cold day doesn't discredit global warming, then 1 hot day doesn't credit global warming.
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Re: Stereotypical DUer
« Reply #7 on: January 31, 2011, 09:36:45 AM »
Dammit, now I want some pork rinds. :popcorn:
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Re: Stereotypical DUer
« Reply #8 on: January 31, 2011, 10:04:07 AM »
One cold day doesn't discredit global warming, then 1 hot day doesn't credit global warming.

One cold day may not but, when they claim that snowfall will be rare due to global warming and we see record snow falls, one tends to question their wisdom. This is the second year that I have lived in Tallahassee and we have had cooler than normal winters both times. The summers were hot but, not record breaking hot though.
I may not lock my doors while sitting at a red light and a black man is near, but I sure as hell grab on tight to my wallet when any democrats are close by.

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Re: Stereotypical DUer
« Reply #9 on: January 31, 2011, 10:13:53 AM »
It was a typical Ga summer here.  This winter we got hit hars with snow.  Last time thay happemed was in 93 I think. The earth is cyclical.  Just look through the history we know about it with ice age.  Was that caused by man?  I know, it was bush's fault.
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Re: Stereotypical DUer
« Reply #10 on: January 31, 2011, 10:26:16 AM »
The DUchebag forgot that they are the mostest taletedest and giftedest EVAH!!!!111!!!eleventy.

DUmbasses also believe that there are 24 business hours.
When you are the beneficiary of someone’s kindness and generosity, it produces a sense of gratitude and community.

When you are the beneficiary of a policy that steals from someone and gives it to you in return for your vote, it produces a sense of entitlement and dependency.